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Kayin

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Re: Hall of Heroes
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2010, 08:06:31 PM »
Also blowing up your own stuff out of spite makes you a worse player. Taunt killing and blowing your gear up out of spite is no more noble than teabagging.



Also I am clearly the best player to ever play tf2 and I am unstoppable and manly and this only stopped due to a DISCONNECT and it couldn't possibly be the fact I had a strong team vs a team of nothing but support classes and was getting supported by all the medics and theres really little to be proud of at all.
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Re: Hall of Heroes
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2010, 10:13:52 PM »
During our tournament I rocket jumped into the vents on turbine from by our intelligence and creamed scout kabbage. He was just hanging out up there about to jump down and steal our shit. I hugged myself afterwards. That is also the only time I've made that rocket jump. Its not an easy one.
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Re: Hall of Heroes
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2010, 10:59:13 PM »
Gravel Pit.  Blu Spy.

I see an Engineer running to point A and follow him a bit, watching as he runs into the little hut below the point-house proper.  He gets out his toolbox and prepares to lay down a surprise sentry for those who will shortly be coming to the point.  I backstab him just as he sets it out.



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Re: Hall of Heroes
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2010, 11:05:46 PM »
I don't get it, Niku. You stabbed a guy.
You do that a hundred times a night.
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Re: Hall of Heroes
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2010, 11:07:47 PM »
"I don't think so, Tim"
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Re: Hall of Heroes
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2010, 11:12:02 PM »
But he does that almost as much as he stabs! It is no longer special!
And now, when he gets the perfect opportunity to use it in the best setting, it's not that fun.
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Re: Hall of Heroes
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2010, 11:14:06 PM »
Quote from: Joxam on February 17, 2010, 10:13:52 PM
During our tournament I rocket jumped into the vents on turbine from by our intelligence and creamed scout kabbage. He was just hanging out up there about to jump down and steal our shit. I hugged myself afterwards. That is also the only time I've made that rocket jump. Its not an easy one.

Ahahaha! Oh god yes, this was ridiiiiiiculous!

It was like the first minute or so of the round. I was in the vent with a cloaked spy, barreling past those chumps at the Red spawn and out of sight within a blink of an eye. I feel like hot shit. In mockery, I battle cry as I round the corner, bringing my FaN to bear. The vent exit nears, I am SURE the other team hasn't set up their defenses yet. This will be a grab worthy of the Hall of Heroes.

What happened next was one of those things that just leaves you squinting at your monitor in pure, flabbergasted dumbfuckery. A soldier with what appears to be flaming rocket boots shoots up through the entrance in a perfect arc, dropping a Direct Hit round right into my face before casually continuing past my shower of gibs. It happens in literally a fraction of a second. My camera goes to the cloaked spy, who has lost ALL confidence and is in a hasty retreat to the turbines.

I have no doubt in my mind that it was Joxam's wickedly demoralizing rockjetlawnchairshot that cost us the very game(s).
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Re: Hall of Heroes
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2010, 08:14:13 PM »
Tonight. Nucleus. I was on RED.

BLU had the point fully capped, and in overtime we were about to win. We bring the timer down to zero, but BLU rushes and starts to take over again. Basically their entire team (seven people at this point) was covering the point and all focused on finishing off the last RED soldier while I came in from behind and burned 'em all, both winning us the round and pushing me from mid-rank to MVP.
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Re: Hall of Heroes
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2010, 09:03:18 PM »
Last point of CP_Badlands. I'm Huntsman Sniper. It's the usual clusterfuck. Like four of my dudes on the last point, four of their dudes.

Throw Jarate.

Blind-fire three arrows. Two headshots. One fatal bodyshot. Bodies clear, I waltz onto the point while quietly announcing that "It's me, I'm the hero."
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