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Ted Belmont

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SOLDNER
« on: August 13, 2011, 09:12:11 AM »
This seems like the perfect thread for this!

SOLDNER, one of the most hilariously buggy games ever, is now free.

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This is not my favourite fuel tank popping out of existence story Soldner has provided. I remember a few years ago playing it, driving to a house in which a target was held, with a large fuel container out front. There were two enemy tanks, which on seeing my arrival sprang into action. One started driving around the house in a peculiarly elliptical orbit, while the other tested the strength of the external wall of the building by repeatedly ramming into it.

After it blew itself up the orbiting tank's trajectory took into its path the fuel tank, causing it to crash directly into it. There was some sort of pop, and then in their place sat a Jeep, driven by a man in a red beret.

This is like being given a cuddle by God.
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Re: SOLDNER
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2011, 12:57:41 PM »
Multiplayer version? I am all over that.

Shitty TPS are my crak.
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Re: SOLDNER
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2011, 02:36:07 PM »
Supposedly a recent bugfix took a lot of the fun bugs and glitches out of the multiplayer, but the single player is completely untouched.
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Re: SOLDNER
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2011, 02:38:41 PM »
They didn't take out the ability to immediately get to the choppa and crash it into your entire team.
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Re: SOLDNER
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2011, 06:32:48 AM »
I took a shitty car and drove it into a helicopter until it exploded. This game is pretty good.
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Re: SOLDNER
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2011, 07:20:25 AM »
Protip: escaping the war to live your life as a humble farmer is the only way to win.
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