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[Friday]

Oh, that's right. The above is actually the fourth thing you need to become famous. People rule 34ing all of your characters in every possible situation, including space.

[Brentai]

I'd settle for any Rule 34.  At one point I considered making a game just because I wanted people to draw hentai of its characters.

I'm... I'm better now, really.  Please don't feel you have to draw porn of anything I might ever actually release.

[Friday]

GOD. DAMN. NAKED. VAMPIRES.

[Friday]

And now, just for fun, I'm going to put up a bunch of fairly recent choices to show how well you guys have been playing.

Choices that would have resulted in death, game over, or both will be highlighted in red.

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1. Do it.

2. No. She's still seat belted, her door is locked and shut. You have wounds, but you're holding the weapon already and your door is open. Slide out, and take out the Cavine.

3. Tell Jesse to floor it.

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1. Spend ten seconds grabbing as much booze as you can, then get the fuck out.

2. Nope. Don't even have time for that. Get out now.

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1. Tell Jesse to break open her bottle on the inside, light it, and finish closing the door.

2. Tell her to help you close the door.

3. Forget the door. Run.

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1. Take shelter in a nearby knick knack store.

2. Try to move past them.

3. Use your shotgun on one, blowing a hole for you to move through.

4. Kill them all.

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1. Take the key, open door 31.

2. Investigate room 33, naughty Nancy.

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1. Awaken. Emerge.

2. No. It is not yet time, you are not complete. They will be found. It is only a matter of time.

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1. Investigate the dumpster.

2. Move past it, keeping as far to the other side as possible.

3. No fucking way. Turn back. You'll take your chances with the monsters you know.

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1. You might be able to force open the front door, or find a spare key if you hung around for a bit. That weapon is too useful to pass up.

2. There's still time to get to the manhole. Take the sewers after all.

3. Try to force your way past the five Faceless ahead.

4. Try to force past the three behind, and take Oak.

5. Office Building still looks good.

6. Alley might let you out into a more open area.

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1. Get to your feet. Run.

2. Flaregun. Shoot it.

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Anyhow, that's a bunch of the recent choices, all the way back through Limestone and your first choice with the Gorgon.

I skipped some, obviously, for the storyline's sake. Can't go revealing too much. But I just wanted to give you an idea of how well you guys are playing, avoiding so many deaths. True, some of them were fairly obvious or whatever, but still. It's impressive.

[sei]

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