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Re: Super Metroid vs. Zero Mission
« Reply #220 on: November 15, 2008, 01:34:56 AM »

this just in: TA can't push buttons
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Re: Super Metroid vs. Zero Mission
« Reply #221 on: November 15, 2008, 07:46:45 AM »

If you want to complain about a hard double-jump, play shinobi 3, you nancy-boy.
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Re: Super Metroid vs. Zero Mission
« Reply #222 on: November 15, 2008, 08:51:24 AM »

If you want to complain about having to fight Spider-Man and Batman, play Revenge of the Shinobi, you nancy-boy.
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #223 on: December 02, 2008, 10:27:40 PM »

Just finished Super Metroid (On Virtual Console) with 100% at 1:45.   :slow:

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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #224 on: December 07, 2008, 05:55:12 PM »

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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #225 on: December 07, 2008, 08:25:02 PM »

:>_>:

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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #226 on: December 07, 2008, 11:40:13 PM »

Do you think I like being in a jar.

Samus' voice really reminds me of Megaman Volnutt's. Especially the voice he had in MML2.
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #227 on: December 08, 2008, 02:56:02 AM »

You mean Sailor Jupiter?
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #228 on: December 08, 2008, 03:04:48 AM »

I thought it was Venus.

Edit: Wait, nevermind.  The chick who voiced Sailor Venus was Regina ( :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: :wuv: my love for you is :over9000:, Regina) in Dino Crisis.
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #229 on: May 22, 2009, 12:20:39 PM »

All three Metroid Prime games rolled up into Metroid Prime Trilogy for Wii

Quote from: Joystiq
... Nintendo of America just announced plans to release all three (non-pinball) Metroid Prime games on a single Wii disc as Metroid Prime Trilogy...

Metroid Prime 1 and 2 will be enhanced with a widescreen mode and the pointer-based Wii controls... The collection will feature a "new unlockables system" that allows access to bonus artwork and other rewards based on accomplishments in all three games -- Corruption's "token" system applied to the whole series.

Trilogy will be out in North America on August 24 for $50.

:want: Less than buying them all used.
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #230 on: May 22, 2009, 12:27:47 PM »

Only because they still charge $45 for a used copy of MP3. Still, a great deal considering these are in widescreen and have the new controls. Time to sell off my copy of MP3 before it's completely worthless!
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #231 on: May 22, 2009, 12:29:23 PM »

HEY I'm glad I didn't buy MP3 now!   ::D:
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #232 on: May 22, 2009, 12:38:12 PM »

Only because they still charge $45 for a used copy of MP3.

$29.99 on gamestop.com, along with $14.99 for MP2, and $6.99 for MP1. $52, before tax and/or shipping.

$29 altogether used on amazon.com, but through different sellers, so that's $12 in shipping, equaling $41.

$26 altogether used on half.com if you're lucky, and cheaper shipping by media mail.
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #233 on: May 22, 2009, 12:55:51 PM »

 :nyoro~n: You're right. I was just at Gamestop a few days ago and the game I noticed was still $45 used was actually Twilight Princess.

Just checked gamestop.com and for some reason they have TWO listings for used copies of TP, one at $35 and the other at $45. (The new version is still $50.)
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #234 on: May 22, 2009, 01:11:52 PM »

:nyoro~n: You're right. I was just at Gamestop a few days ago and the game I noticed was still $45 used was actually Twilight Princess.

That price will not fucking go down.

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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #235 on: July 08, 2009, 06:09:42 PM »

I just finished playing a engrish filled freeware game called Holdover.  It's basically a metroidvania with no combat.  You play as a girl in a school swimsuit who wakes up in the ruins of a research facility a long time after everyone else has died.  She has no powers, and in fact is quite weak.  The upgrades are just a higher jump, ledge grab, and a 7-levels of air capacity.  Which brings me to the bulk of the game's difficulty and game itself:  being barely able to get through flooded tunnels without drowning.  This can be really irritating.  As not only are you slow, but moving, jumping, crouching, and crawling drains your air faster.  The rest of the game is avoiding security cameras with death lazers, and avoiding a few spikes.  Oh and collecting all the fucking blue hearts you can to level up your lungs.  Otherwise you will never escape your watery grave.

Then out of nowhere, at the end it turns into a mediocre shmup as you fly the jet that receives the SOS signal.

Overall it was fun, amazingly frustrating, but fun.
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #236 on: July 08, 2009, 06:30:47 PM »

I just finished playing a engrish filled freeware game called Holdover.  It's basically a metroidvania with no combat.  You play as a girl in a school swimsuit who wakes up in the ruins of a research facility a long time after everyone else has died.  She has no powers, and in fact is quite weak.  The upgrades are just a higher jump, ledge grab, and a 7-levels of air capacity.  Which brings me to the bulk of the game's difficulty and game itself:  being barely able to get through flooded tunnels without drowning.  This can be really irritating.  As not only are you slow, but moving, jumping, crouching, and crawling drains your air faster.  The rest of the game is avoiding security cameras with death lazers, and avoiding a few spikes.  Oh and collecting all the fucking blue hearts you can to level up your lungs.  Otherwise you will never escape your watery grave.

Then out of nowhere, at the end it turns into a mediocre shmup as you fly the jet that receives the SOS signal.

Overall it was fun, amazingly frustrating, but fun.

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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #237 on: July 08, 2009, 06:42:30 PM »

also she gets naked every time she dies

it's like someone decided to make a game after wishing that justin bailey samus' suit exploded too
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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #238 on: July 08, 2009, 09:59:12 PM »

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Re: Bitch about a Metroidvania you are playing
« Reply #239 on: July 08, 2009, 10:06:56 PM »

I think I'm going to tag all my works with the disclaimer "'Exposure of the blood and body' is expressed in this game."
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