I changed my name to gfgfgfgfgf... How was that ban evading?
Talking to the admins like they're stupid is not winning you any sympathy.
Let's turn it around. If it wasn't done to evade the ban, why DID you change your name to something incomprehensible?
And I can only promise not to be retarded if you give me back my last account.
Done; consider your bluff called. I have given you back your last account, and in return you have promised not to be retarded. If you are ever even slightly retarded again, then you have broken your promise and that's a re-ban, without warning, non-negotiable.
And Arc is free to overrule my generosity at any time. Like he did last time. I said only one week; he was the one who made it indefinite.
There is a part of me, a rather large part, that says I am making a mistake in rewarding you for ban-dodging. If you prove that part of me wrong, everybody wins.