Well, it's cute that you're trying to trap me rather than make recommendations.
I'm sure I'm not up-to-the-minute current as the average school kid trolling Akibahara, but you want my opinions? Sure. I do actually peek at the new stuff whenever I go by the comic store. If it looks like something I might be interested in, I look it up online to see what it's like.
- High School of the Dead
Not a fan of zombie horror in any language (exception: if GuitarWolf is involved). Hell, I'm not even really much of a horror fan.
-New EVA stuff
EVA burnout means I don't give a fuck (does that even count as 'new?' really? They could 180 the plot and characters and it still wouldn't be a different series. Come on.)
- Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Wouldn't touch anything sourced from Squeenix console claptrap with an eleven-point-five-foot pole. Leaving that aside, the actual murder mystery plot didn't look particularly interesting in any way shape or form. Maybe it would be better if they didn't use the artifical and massively overdone "we're trapped on an island!" gimmick? Nah, probably not.
- Occult Academy
"Magical school" derivatives can go fuck themselves. Like, are there not enough of these already?
- Ladies vs Butlers!
Modern-spin harem comic meets third rate slice-of-life (sorry, "slice-of-life"), combined with terrible quasi-moe art style and the traditionally forced bunch of awkward encounters with sexual overtones. No. NO.
- Fate/Stay Night
Not familiar with this, but a quick google search (garbled console-novel) does not leave me optimistic.
I am also amused that every single one of your suggestions involves school-aged kids and almost all of them involve MAGICAL POWERS. Seriously, you're trying to convince me that WHOA I'M IG'RANT ABOUT TEH NIHONS LATEST AND GREATEST and then cite a bunch of, well.... junk? Magical schools and harem anime? Are you kidding me?
At least Panties and Stockings looks like it might possibly be genuinely funny and worth watching. Not a single thing in that list makes me want to do anything other than excoricate myself, never mind using them as a springboard to look up other new series that might be coming out.
The opinions various board members had on more recent series and (more relevant to your trollin') the exact types of Anime/Manga I enjoy and the decline thereof were actually discussed here pretty recently. If you missed the earlier conversation entirely, let me be clear: My favourite anime of all time is Wings of Honnaemise, with Bebop and Tokyo Godfathers being strong contenders.
Nothing on your list even comes remotely close.
Frocto, those series are a big pile of crap.