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[Mongrel]

[spoiler]while not expressly forbidden, shooting pilots in mid air after they've already bailed out of their plane is generally frowned upon.[/spoiler]

Pfftt... clearly you never fought Ivans on the Ostfront.

[The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji]

Nah, I remember when they did that in Enemy at the Gates, and both cases were an equally jarring way to open a movie.

And I forgot to give Romo a hard time for missing out on this! He would've had fun making fun of the cold commander girl [spoiler]and her apparent pistol fetish. It was like every time she embraced/made out with the hero was precluded by her brandishing her PPK.[/spoiler]

[Romosome]

So, Sky Crawlers.

Points for computer effects, hushed pallet, pseudo-WWII technology, adorable dog mascot, and liberal use of canards. Demerits for Metal Gear-esque intrigue and conspiracy babble.

Oh, and Mr. Invincible Enemy Fighter Pilot at the Beginning: [spoiler]while not expressly forbidden, shooting pilots in mid air after they've already bailed out of their plane is generally frowned upon.[/spoiler]

those planes are backwards wtf

[The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji]

those planes are backwards wtf

Oh no no no, there's an example of that already.

[Mongrel]

That's far from the only example. Canards have been used many times in aircraft.

Usually they cause trouble, but occasionally an oddball configuration calls for them.

[Koah]

those planes are backwards wtf

Oh no no no, there's an example of that already.

Earlier than that, even.  Later than that, too, provided you live in one of those alternate universes where World War II lasted a bit longer than it did here.

[Saturn]

those planes are backwards wtf

Oh no no no, there's an example of that already.

Earlier than that, even.  Later than that, too, provided you live in one of those alternate universes where World War II lasted a bit longer than it did here.

You forgot one

[Envy]

Finally got a chance to see Lupin III VS Conan. 

[A²]

Finally got a chance to see Lupin III VS Conan. 

LINK

[Romosome]

those planes are backwards wtf

Oh no no no, there's an example of that already.

Earlier than that, even.  Later than that, too, provided you live in one of those alternate universes where World War II lasted a bit longer than it did here.

You forgot one

I was actually just messing with Yoji, since we used to play Strikers 1945 all the time

[Disposable Ninja]

I noticed that there was a anime based on the whatever the fuck Queen's Blade is (some sort of Pen & Paper game, I think?). The first episode features a demonic bunny girl who fires a projectile acid from her nipples.

I feel like I should watch the rest of the series on principle, now.

[Envy]

Finally got a chance to see Lupin III VS Conan. 

LINK

http://www.onepieceofbleach.com/lupin-iii-vs-detective-conan-movie/

[Büge]

I noticed that there was a anime based on the whatever the fuck Queen's Blade is (some sort of Pen & Paper game, I think?). The first episode features a demonic bunny girl who fires a projectile acid from her nipples.

I feel like I should watch the rest of the series on principle, now.

Huh. That's entirely different from Mr. Saturn's take on it.

HOLY JESUS FUCK QUEEN'S BLADE IS AWFUL.

A blonde chick is strolling along a medieval highway when she's intercepted by some sort of a cutsey demon girl wearing a ridiculous pink outfit whose hair turns into hands and the hands cover her giant breasts. They start fighting, since the blonde girl is apparently someone important; the breast-holding hair-hands squeeze said breasts, which shoot acid from her nipples as a primary means of attack. The blonde's clothes get dissolved (and then she's mostly naked for pretty much the rest of the episode), but she's saved in due time by another woman, a rogue “bandit” named Risty, (who also has huge breasts and a skimpy outfit) and then some angel-cherub girl shows up and briefly explains how this is all part of the Queen's Blade tournament, where 12 women fight it out to become the new Queen. Queen of what? Not sure. Don't care.

So the blonde, Leina, turns out to be the escaped sister of some cruel matriarch who, along with Leina's creepy twin sister, keeps her captive in a castle out in the middle of a lake. They apparently put a bounty on her head, hence why Risty was after her in the first place. They imprison Risty, who of course breaks out, steals some iconic armor from the castle's treasury, and gives it to Leina before that demon girl with the acid-shooting boobs shows up again and pretty much wrecks the place. Leina defeats her by mashing her own breasts into the demon girl's nipples mid-acid-squirt, which I guess isn't something the demon girl has great control over because it forces her to overflow, and she expands like a hot air balloon before exploding all over the place in a gooey, acidic mess.

Oh, and the main character, Leina, graphically pisses herself twice in just this one episode. That seemed worth mentioning.

This is an actual show that is airing on cable TV right now in Japan.

[Disposable Ninja]

Huh. I thought she only pissed herself once. And, yeah, you could probably tell it wouldn't be terribly good just by looking at its source material.

I mean, let me tell you what happens in the third episode: a bounty hunter woman after Leina and Risty steals their money in order to force Leina into entering a mud/oil wrestling competition. Yeah, we're looking at some high brow art here. Also notable is how the bounty hunter steals the money in the first place -- she pockets it off Risty after distracting them with a snake. Said snake is her bikini bottom. She walked past them with her vag hanging out. Leina noticed this, but didn't think anything of it.

[Kazz]

source

this is the single greatest GIS in the history of google

[Mongrel]

Oh, JAPAN

[Disposable Ninja]

So. Um. Got to episode 9 of Queen's Blade. They introduced Cattleya.

I... don't know. Man, I just don't know.

ADDENDUM: she god damn motorboats herself at one point.

[Arc]

Oh come on, that's not even poss-



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[A²]

HER SPINE SHOULD SHATTER INTO A MILLION PIECES WHENEVER SHE STANDS UP 

[Alex]

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