Topic: Worst Pets Ever (Read 42460 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #240 on:** September 12, 2010, 07:41:13 PM »

They're staff members? So they get those muscles because you order them around all day, forcing them to lift that bale and tote that barge?

Classic · « **Reply #241 on:** September 12, 2010, 07:46:33 PM »

Those are DOGS. So cuuute. Do they need belly rubbies? Dhoo theyyy???

Stush · « **Reply #242 on:** September 12, 2010, 11:08:27 PM »

Oh god, they need like a billion tummy rubs, it's funny when bonnie wants one, she rolls over onto her back and just gets this demented look on her face, with her eyes wide and her teeth poking out.

Büge · « **Reply #243 on:** December 04, 2010, 01:51:02 PM »

RIP Sylvester
1997-2010

Mongrel · « **Reply #244 on:** December 04, 2010, 07:46:00 PM »

;___________________________________________________________________;

Sorry man.

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #245 on:** December 25, 2010, 10:05:42 PM »

Julie and I picked up a cat that'd been prowling around our apartment complex for a couple months. We kept him in the apartment for a couple days before taking him to the humane society to see if he could be adopted. While he acclimated to the shelter environment enough behaviorally, he developed an upper respiratory tract infection which wasn't getting any better because of the stresses of shelter living, so they were going to put him to sleep. We'd signed up for the reclaim option, though, so we got to take him instead. It's been a few days, and he's finally getting over the infection, but now it looks like he has both roundworms and pinkeye. Hopefully the free insurance we got from the shelter will cover those treatments.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #246 on:** March 26, 2011, 11:38:34 AM »

Her name is Harriet. She's an escape artist.

Büge · « **Reply #247 on:** March 26, 2011, 07:07:38 PM »

She could be a spy.

Mongrel · « **Reply #248 on:** March 26, 2011, 09:05:49 PM »

THAT DOG IS A SPY.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #249 on:** April 03, 2011, 03:33:12 PM »

All tuckered out after a ~~night of hard drinking~~ day of long walks and chasing squirrels.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #250 on:** June 18, 2011, 08:22:05 AM »

:D :D :D
I went to the humane society with my friend Katie today, and we got her the cutest baby dog ever. Pictures forthcoming.

Stush · « **Reply #251 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:27:07 PM »

Kitty and the light

This is Kitty
She is a kitty.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #252 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:05:45 PM »

You guys are conditioning the fuck out of the air in that room.

McDohl · « **Reply #253 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:16:42 AM »

I was waiting for a sproing, followed by tragedy.

I love how when the cameraperson walked up, she looked straight in to the camera all like "s'up?"

Stush · « **Reply #254 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:24:39 AM »

Quote from: Beat Bandit on July 26, 2011, 10:05:45 PM

You guys are conditioning the fuck out of the air in that room.

Actually, both of those don't work, the newer looking one was installed because the big one stopped working, and then that one broke.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #255 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:03:39 AM »

While I was walking my dog Harriet this morning, I saw a cute, tattooed girl! Unfortunately, Harriet was pooping at the time.

Büge · « **Reply #256 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:02:41 AM »

But that's the perfect time to introduce yourself! Who could forget that?

Classic · « **Reply #257 on:** July 27, 2011, 07:30:57 AM »

I'd only do it if I could contrive the target to be upwind of the poops.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #258 on:** August 26, 2011, 06:20:30 AM »

PUPPY ALERT LEVEL: ORANGE

Lottel · « **Reply #259 on:** September 07, 2011, 05:07:26 PM »

Unnamed Puppy.

I volunteered "Fibonacci's Sequence" or "Fibby" for short. Of course, I'd call her "0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13..."

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