Topic: Worst Pets Ever (Read 42462 times)

TA · « **Reply #320 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:37:31 PM »

Quote from: Ziiro on April 23, 2012, 06:57:39 PM

Male cat.

Male cat.

Mongrel · « **Reply #321 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:40:23 PM »

Mail Cat.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #322 on:** April 24, 2012, 01:54:23 AM »

Postanimal.

Kinda like humanimal, but less horrific. Also more violent.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #323 on:** April 24, 2012, 04:53:00 AM »

Quote from: Ziiro on April 23, 2012, 06:57:39 PM

Male cat.

Freddie.

Esperath · « **Reply #324 on:** April 24, 2012, 05:22:47 AM »

Pusheen.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #325 on:** April 24, 2012, 06:19:53 AM »

Quote from: Teddy Bearmont on April 24, 2012, 04:53:00 AM

Quote from: Ziiro on April 23, 2012, 06:57:39 PM
Male cat.

Freddie.

this is a winner, here

Mongrel · « **Reply #326 on:** June 01, 2012, 02:45:17 PM »

An essay on cats and dogs. By H.P. Lovecraft

R^2 · « **Reply #327 on:** June 01, 2012, 03:37:46 PM »

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I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls

Wow.

Mongrel · « **Reply #328 on:** June 01, 2012, 03:45:14 PM »

That's our Howard.

I love how the language is so self-importantly dense that you could render George Orwell and Mark Twin down to their constituent carbon, compress that to make diamond, apply that diamond to the head of a 72mm shell, fire that shell at the essay, and still have little hope of penetration.

Büge · « **Reply #329 on:** June 01, 2012, 04:25:10 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on June 01, 2012, 03:45:14 PM

That's our Howard.

He did name his cat "Nigger-Man." And a lot of his stories' themes are based in his fear of miscegenation.

MarsDragon · « **Reply #330 on:** June 01, 2012, 05:53:51 PM »

Yeah, dude was pretty blatantly racist. It always kind of cracks me up when people bring up how racist he was like it's some kind of revelation. There's at least one cringe-worthy moment of racism in nearly every single one of his works.

Lottel · « **Reply #331 on:** June 03, 2012, 02:38:32 AM »

Quote from: R^2 on June 01, 2012, 03:37:46 PM

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I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls

Wow.

I know. How can you hate pterodactlys? They're nature's angels.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #332 on:** June 15, 2012, 04:46:32 PM »

What?

HARRIET is evolving!

Lottel · « **Reply #333 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:34:50 PM »

My brother came home and brought his roommates, so she's tired from giving high fives all day.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #334 on:** June 22, 2012, 06:31:25 PM »

So I get home from work and my cat is barely moving, covered in blood on her bed. I start to freak out that some animal really beat her up and go to the nearest animal emergency.

Fortunately they are slow and kind of dickish, which gave me enough time to see it was just a particularly bad abscess and she didn't even look infected.

So I got to feel self righteous while walking out and telling the nurse to charge me for the five minutes of her time but I've had enough time to see it isn't an emergency and I'll slap some alcohol on it. Now I feel kind of bad because even though I meant hydrogen peroxide she had called and left a message to say alcohol would only make it worse.

Stush · « **Reply #335 on:** June 23, 2012, 02:53:46 AM »

Poor kittycat, I remember once when kitty was really young, I found a big puncture wound on her side, I freaked out a bit, and was gonna take her to the vet, but the wound wasn't bleeding, and it didn't seem to bother her unless I started trying to get a look at it, so I figured i'd just see what happened, it just healed up find and never gave her any troubles, thankfully kitties are pretty darn tough.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #336 on:** June 23, 2012, 06:31:50 PM »

Recently, Harriet has started doing this odd thing when we go on walks. She’ll run up into another dog’s yard, and just stand there until the other dog starts barking, and then she’ll run around all crazy-like for a bit. Today, I realized what she’s doing: she’s trolling the other dogs.

*SNIFF* I’m so PROUD.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #337 on:** June 27, 2012, 11:04:10 AM »

I have a cat, and this weekend he fell off the balcony.

Classic · « **Reply #338 on:** June 27, 2012, 11:05:10 AM »

Because we don't know high up you live, we don't know how bad that is.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #339 on:** June 27, 2012, 11:12:36 AM »

Present tense inspires hope.

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