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Author Topic: Imagery Unload  (Read 168080 times)

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1060 on: June 11, 2011, 01:41:00 PM »

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« Reply #1061 on: June 13, 2011, 09:03:17 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1062 on: June 13, 2011, 05:42:16 PM »

The GOLD TEEF are a nice touch.
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« Reply #1063 on: June 13, 2011, 09:58:45 PM »

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« Reply #1064 on: June 13, 2011, 11:41:53 PM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1065 on: June 14, 2011, 08:21:44 AM »



Problem, officer?
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« Reply #1066 on: June 16, 2011, 03:34:07 AM »

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« Reply #1067 on: June 18, 2011, 07:14:38 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1068 on: June 18, 2011, 07:58:00 AM »

When is Gilbert Gottfried's cock in a children's cartoon not safe for work?
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1069 on: June 19, 2011, 06:37:55 PM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1070 on: June 20, 2011, 12:12:10 AM »

Thanks mongrel. I might as well jump off a bridge now.

I will never be as badass as a crab.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1071 on: June 20, 2011, 12:40:15 AM »

Or as delicious!
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1072 on: June 20, 2011, 02:21:37 AM »

Debatable!
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1073 on: June 20, 2011, 01:36:54 PM »

This calls for Science!
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1074 on: June 20, 2011, 08:07:12 PM »

So, I never mention it around here, but I (like Koipond) follow the hockeys pretty intently. Anyway, you don't need to know anything about hockey for this:

Bruins victory-party bar tab:

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1075 on: June 20, 2011, 08:26:17 PM »

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$100,000 dollar bottle of Ace Midas, one of only 6 in the world
oh shit bruins what the fuck are you doing
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1076 on: June 20, 2011, 08:33:45 PM »

(...)and that wasn't even the full team, but just six of its apparently hardiest members.

 :ohshi~:
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1077 on: June 20, 2011, 08:38:37 PM »

The thing about winning the Stanley Cup or Super Bowl or whatever is that you basically just beat the final boss of your profession.  You're done.  All that's left to do is to either drink yourself to death, try to do it again, or go for 100% completion with some records or something.  If that were me I'd just party until I passed out and possibly woke up in the hospital the next day, possibly not.  Who cares?  I just won the Stanley Cup and fuck you.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1078 on: June 21, 2011, 04:19:35 AM »

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$100,000 dollar bottle of Ace Midas, one of only 6 in the world
oh shit bruins what the fuck are you doing

Bathing in it, probably.

Don't worry, the contents aren't any different from a regular bottle of Ace (like we could afford even that). They probably make this size just for occasions like this.

My favourite thing though is how this tab combines a $100,000 bottle of champagne with 126 $5 Bud Lights. Somewhere, a sommelier just fell over and died for no apparent reason.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1079 on: June 21, 2011, 04:32:25 AM »

You think this is bad, you should the bill for their late night burger run!
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