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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1200 on: August 30, 2011, 05:03:03 AM »

Jesus promised peace, harmony, and an end to conflict. Odin promised the end of all ice giants.

All I'm saying is I ain't seen an ice giant lately.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1201 on: August 30, 2011, 05:26:43 AM »

Touché, good sir.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1202 on: August 30, 2011, 06:00:07 AM »

How do you figure it's only 50%? All we have to do is make sure that 2/3rds of Gilgamesh's direct parents are pure-blooded Gods. That's how blood "mixes" don'cha'no?

Maybe Gilgamesh was half-god, and got a blood transfusion from a god later.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1203 on: August 30, 2011, 06:22:42 AM »

How do you figure it's only 50%? All we have to do is make sure that 2/3rds of Gilgamesh's direct parents are pure-blooded Gods. That's how blood "mixes" don'cha'no?

There is no power of 2 that is divisible by 3.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1204 on: August 30, 2011, 08:25:07 AM »

no no let him try it

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1205 on: August 30, 2011, 08:58:25 AM »

There is no power of 2 that is divisible by 3.
I already said that, I just didn't make the proof. It's the part that's struck-through because NERDS.

If you count every unique partner in the tree as adding one unit of blood to the mix, you can (I think) finagle a scenario where Gilgamesh's unique "pure blooded" ancestors have a 2/3rds breakdown.

Alternately, he could be 2/3rds god in the same way that Pi is 3, or any of the other crazy explanations Büge is providing. I especially like the one that posits Babylonians didn't understand heredity.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1206 on: August 30, 2011, 09:39:45 AM »

Gilgamesh is the oldest story ever. People just started to figure out that men having sex with women got women pregnant, but they didn't quite grasp the one father per child aspect of it. Gilgamesh's mom was kind loose, she had sex with a dude and a couple of gods. I think one of those gods was a bull. Gilgamesh is 2/3rds god.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1207 on: August 30, 2011, 10:48:51 AM »

Kind of NSFW I guess?

I need to figure out a good context/joke/thread to use this in. I feel it has potential.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1208 on: August 30, 2011, 05:02:12 PM »

Jesus guys, he's a GOD.

He can do whatever the fuck fractions he WANTS.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1209 on: August 30, 2011, 10:17:23 PM »

Are you a MAN or are you a WUSS?

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1210 on: August 31, 2011, 04:47:27 AM »

"...and the radical Pole Position II cartridge"

Sharkey would know better than most folks that that's the best line of all.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1211 on: September 01, 2011, 03:30:00 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1212 on: September 01, 2011, 06:09:54 PM »

Pics taken by a fella I know:





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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1213 on: September 01, 2011, 07:00:08 PM »

Ha ha! Goatse.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1214 on: September 01, 2011, 07:08:19 PM »

I think the internet has ruined me forever.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1215 on: September 02, 2011, 05:25:22 PM »





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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1216 on: September 02, 2011, 06:05:00 PM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1217 on: September 02, 2011, 06:36:03 PM »

Wait... Which one's supposed to be eccleson?
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1218 on: September 02, 2011, 07:06:38 PM »

Rizzo
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1219 on: September 04, 2011, 04:19:24 PM »

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