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Author Topic: Imagery Unload  (Read 167959 times)

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1520 on: February 18, 2012, 08:31:40 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1521 on: February 18, 2012, 09:47:48 AM »

I'm not afraid to say that all those guys creep me out.
... How the fuck could you be creeped out by Neil deGrasse Tyson? The man is practically made out of cotton candy.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1522 on: February 18, 2012, 11:24:40 AM »

They're all creepy in unique ways.

NYE: May or may not have buried his secret first wife under a shack in Nebraska.

TYSON: Is selecting who he considers the best and the brightest from among his followers.  Will start the indoctrination and demolitions training when he reaches 144,000.

ROGERS: Never, ever, ever, ever, ever ask him about his mother.

SAGAN: Owns a company that is under federal investigation for the disappearance of several astronauts in the 1950s.

ROSS: If you care about where he touches you, then don't drink any alcoholic beverage offered by him.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1523 on: February 18, 2012, 12:38:34 PM »

Bob Ross is dreamy enough that you won't care where he touches you.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1524 on: February 18, 2012, 01:19:59 PM »

He'll take you to the Happy Place. :suave:
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1525 on: February 18, 2012, 04:36:14 PM »

Mr. Roger's dark secret is that sometimes he would think of what would it be like to drink beer.

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1526 on: February 20, 2012, 05:45:26 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1527 on: February 20, 2012, 08:43:34 AM »

not sure how i'd feel about anubis cackling at me in case of failure

okay i lied i know exactly how i'd feel
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1528 on: February 20, 2012, 08:51:47 AM »

So at the end of the game, is your heart weighed against an ostrich feather?
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1529 on: February 20, 2012, 04:57:36 PM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1530 on: February 20, 2012, 05:44:09 PM »

Whole article is better if before every image, you close your eyes for a moment and then open your eyes to the image while going "BRAAAAAAAAH"
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1531 on: February 20, 2012, 06:30:51 PM »

The guy fartblasting the cat looks so casual about it.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1532 on: February 20, 2012, 07:48:49 PM »

Too bad it's a little too wide for a "LIKE I GIVE A FART" caption.

EDIT:
Odious as it is, I'm not apologizing or taking that crap down.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1533 on: February 21, 2012, 03:46:32 PM »

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« Reply #1534 on: February 23, 2012, 01:03:13 PM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1535 on: February 23, 2012, 04:29:41 PM »

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« Reply #1536 on: February 24, 2012, 04:06:24 PM »

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« Reply #1537 on: February 24, 2012, 06:52:52 PM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1538 on: February 28, 2012, 03:50:20 PM »

Simultaneously adorable and horrifying.

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1539 on: February 28, 2012, 04:46:26 PM »

If Smurfs are actually mushrooms themselves, it brings a whole new dimension to Gargamel's motives.
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