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Author Topic: Imagery Unload  (Read 168005 times)

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1720 on: July 30, 2012, 01:05:23 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1721 on: July 30, 2012, 04:53:06 AM »

Geez
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1722 on: July 30, 2012, 06:50:05 AM »

...I'm gonna need a bigger marshmallow.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1723 on: July 30, 2012, 06:52:57 AM »

Somewhere in South/Central America, right?

EDIT: Nope. Lithuania. Hah! I figured the volume of Catholic-specific stuff made it a shoo-in for a latin country. Oh well!
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1724 on: July 30, 2012, 07:45:17 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1725 on: July 30, 2012, 08:37:07 AM »

...I'm gonna need a bigger marshmallow.

Hahaha, my girlfriend had the same initial thought and then said, "Does that make me a bad or sort of fucked up person?"
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1726 on: July 30, 2012, 11:00:38 AM »

Only as bad or fucked up as Brentai.  :nyoro~n:
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1727 on: July 30, 2012, 08:04:40 PM »

gotta admit, my first thought was "holy shit, what a fire hazard".
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1728 on: August 02, 2012, 06:02:31 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1729 on: August 03, 2012, 01:03:27 PM »



Nothing about this post is ok. Sorry if it's big. I'm on my phone and looks like computers are a no-go for the foreseeable future.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1730 on: August 04, 2012, 07:48:40 AM »

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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1731 on: August 04, 2012, 07:54:09 AM »

 :bam:
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1732 on: August 04, 2012, 08:08:21 AM »

Words fail to adequately express the horror.
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1733 on: August 04, 2012, 08:14:45 AM »

Words fail to adequately express the horror.

at least he didn't show us the concealed fleshlights in her mouth and under her tail

do you think he asks his furry sexdoll for sex

do you think he talks to her

"you always have a headache!" etc
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1734 on: August 04, 2012, 08:16:17 AM »

DON'TWANTTOKNOW,DON'TWANTTOKNOWLALALALALAI'MNOTLISTENING
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1735 on: August 04, 2012, 08:18:21 AM »

at least he can do maintainance himself, I saw a documentary about lovedolls once, where there's apparently a dude in the USA who has turned love doll repair into a 100k/yr profession. At one point he gets a doll out of a box, strips it naked, throws it on the bed and then examines her genitals with a jeweler's monocle

"yeah, this vagina is really tore up"

zoom in on shredded vinyl lady junk
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1736 on: August 04, 2012, 08:54:58 AM »

the worst part is it's his mom's bones
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1737 on: August 04, 2012, 09:02:41 AM »

the worst part is it's his mom's bones


Okay where are you guys all getting this? Is this on Reddit or something?
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1738 on: August 04, 2012, 09:32:58 AM »

HD Watchmen, 'The American Dream'

EDIT: Actually I have no idea if the guy who built it is American but you get the idea
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Re: Imagery Unload
« Reply #1739 on: August 04, 2012, 11:56:54 AM »

What I heard was his girlfriend disappeared and a  while later he posted those pictures
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