Topic: Imagery Unload (Read 167873 times)

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #2240 on:** September 15, 2013, 04:28:16 PM »

Quote from: TA on September 15, 2013, 12:49:35 PM

In essence it is a paper slinky, yeah.

This is some Junji Ito shit, son!

Mongrel · « **Reply #2241 on:** September 15, 2013, 04:33:41 PM »

That is a man who is absolutely having fun.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2242 on:** September 19, 2013, 04:02:55 PM »

Mongrel · « **Reply #2243 on:** September 20, 2013, 06:02:58 AM »

Classic · « **Reply #2244 on:** September 20, 2013, 07:09:52 AM »

I can tell that's a spoof because there aren't bigger weapons as part of the graphic.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2245 on:** September 22, 2013, 02:15:01 AM »

Büge · « **Reply #2246 on:** September 22, 2013, 10:32:51 AM »

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #2247 on:** September 22, 2013, 10:33:43 AM »

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #2248 on:** September 22, 2013, 02:36:14 PM »

That's not how it works.

Mongrel · « **Reply #2249 on:** September 22, 2013, 03:42:32 PM »

Büge · « **Reply #2250 on:** September 26, 2013, 06:56:10 AM »

TA · « **Reply #2251 on:** September 27, 2013, 03:36:23 AM »

Friday · « **Reply #2252 on:** September 27, 2013, 08:10:03 AM »

when people tell you "it's hard to get published" immediately grab them, drag them to the supermarket, go to checkout, pick out ten random books, make them eat them

Zaratustra · « **Reply #2253 on:** September 27, 2013, 08:22:35 AM »

that sort of book is why it's hard to get published

Mongrel · « **Reply #2254 on:** September 27, 2013, 01:49:22 PM »

Some of those other books from the linked list have AMAZING descriptions:

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VAMPS AND THE CITY
ON SALE NOW!

In How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire—

Shanna fell in love with Roman Draganesti
Shanna found Roman’s harem and kicked them out!

What will the harem do?

They need a new master! Where can a bunch of beautiful vampy women find a man who’s rich, sexy, and undead? On a reality show, of course! Introducing the Digital Vampire Network’s hottest new show of the season—The Sexiest Man on Earth. Fifteen gorgeous men from around the world will compete for the title Sexiest Man on Earth and vie for the affections of five beautiful women.

Darcy Newhart is a television reporter who stumbled onto the world’s most carefully kept secret---the existence of vampires! As a result, she has been locked away in Roman Draganesti’s harem for four long years. She longs for freedom and the chance to resume her career in television. When she’s offered the job as director of the new vampire reality show, she jumps at the opportunity. She asks her dear friend, Gregori, to be the host. She even plans some wild and wicked surprises. Why not make vampire men compete with mortal men for the title of Sexiest Man on Earth?

But there’s a surprise even Darcy doesn’t know about.

Two of the mortal men on the show are undercover operatives from the CIA Stake-Out team. And one of those men is a perfect match for Darcy’s vision of the Sexiest Man on Earth.

Vamps and the City also features your favorites characters from How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire—Roman, Shanna, Connor, Laszlo, Ian, Gregori and more!

I mean, harlequin softcore is nothing new, even the fetish versions, but these are really the tops.

Mothra · « **Reply #2255 on:** September 27, 2013, 03:08:04 PM »

Okay that is an amazing concept for a book

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #2256 on:** September 27, 2013, 03:26:29 PM »

Don't vampires not show up on camera, though?

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #2257 on:** September 27, 2013, 03:26:41 PM »

YES THAT IS MY OBJECTION TO THAT PREMISE.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #2258 on:** September 27, 2013, 03:41:21 PM »

I don't believe there is any consensus as to whether vampires can only be directly viewed by the living.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #2259 on:** September 27, 2013, 05:08:24 PM »

You can see vampires in refracting telescopes but not reflecting ones. This is a science fact.

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