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[Frocto]

[Mongrel]

Things people fucking hipsters carry

I enjoyed this. In spite of all the hipster scum.

[Defenestration]

That's a great picture set, but there's a lot of reaaaaaally weird things. Like the guy with 4 pairs of sunglasses. Or the one with a single strip of uncooked bacon.

[Fortinbras]

Some of this stuff has been lugged around for years, waiting in desperation for exactly this improbable thing to happen to it.

[Mongrel]

That's a great picture set, but there's a lot of reaaaaaally weird things. Like the guy with 4 pairs of sunglasses. Or the one with a single strip of uncooked bacon.

The bacon guy also has a date-stamper and a bunch of other odd items. When juxtaposed against his stony expression, the effect is even more unsettling.

A few others who struck me...

The guy at #38 spot seems kind of creepy, with his lank hair, pedophile grin and tube o' lube, but if I had to bet on "who's an axe murderer?" I'd go for #55 (the dude with the shadowed face and the OCD-layout mini-lunchboxes). He's probably just the victim of a really unfortunate photo, but the effect is just as unnerving as the sunglasses dude or the bacon guy.

Also when I saw the black guy at the #39 spot (the one in the dark suit, with the tan briefcase, just after Mr. Lube), all I could think was "Man, this guy is about eleventy times classier than anybody else in this set." It's like the pocket-contents equivalent of the guy who wears clean underwear all the time just in case he gets into a car accident anyone ever takes pictures.

What I really want to know is how on earth does the dude with the two popsicles keep them from melting.

[Büge]

Some of this stuff has been lugged around for years, waiting in desperation for exactly this improbable thing to happen to it.

This is why I carry around a copy of Catcher in the Rye.

[Bongo Bill]

I like what appears to be a bride and groom.

[Mothra]

Who the fuck carries around three magic cards?

[Mothra]

Oh okay an open can of Pabst?! Fuck this

[Mongrel]

brb moving to williamsburg w/steve

[Misha]

actually I'll often carry around a small amount of magic cards in my wallet, because if you're drafting and playing for rares you will win a small amount of rares and then my wallet is the easiest place to put them. Then I forget to unload them sometimes for weeks at a time

[Lottel]

The most I ever carry stuff is when I'm at work. Which means the most I ever have on me is a pad of paper, a pen, my wallet, and my keys.  That's the most. And lately, I've been leaving my wallet in my car.

I do not understand why people carry so much stuff. It scares me.

[TA]

Cell phone, wallet, keys, sometimes some pills.  I guess if you took out all the wallet contents it might be a little more broad?

[Shinra]

Things people fucking hipsters carry

I enjoyed this. In spite of all the hipster scum.

I liked the chick with the big bag of weed.

[Mongrel]

Yeah, not too much here. And it's all functional. Phone, keys, pen, comb (VANITAS VANITATUM), wallet (contains money & id/bank/credit cards), and usually some receipts in an ass pocket (doubles as notepaper when needed).

When I'm driving, I also have a little folder with my ownership and insurance slip (better than trying to leave them on the bike) and my motorbike keys.

Things people fucking hipsters carry

I enjoyed this. In spite of all the hipster scum.

I liked the chick with the big bag of weed.

Heh, looks brown in the pic. I thought that was granola.

[MarsDragon]

Just in my pockets: wallet, keys, knife. Only about one key on the keychain is still functional, the rest are severely deprecated. If I have to carry more stuff I bring along my shoulderbag, which has PSP/DS, papers, pencil lead (yet no pencils now, gotta put them back) cell phone, and random bits of paper junk.

[Mongrel]

knife

I used to carry a good quality knife and lighter, but while they came in handy sometimes, I just got sick of loading up my pockets that much.

[Royal☭]

I carry a bunch of sugar in my pockets.  Sorry it's not in little packets.

[Büge]

Well, everything's in my backpack, actually. The contents of which include:

A Looking for Group pin
My wallet
My keychain/change purse
Clip-on sunglasses
A bottle of hand sanitizer
A Greyhound schedule stained with soy sauce
A purple pencil
Some high-quality earbuds in a drawstring bag
A white ribbon
Two safety pins
A sample packet of Nivea "Summer Look" Moisturizer
Three barrettes
A strip of goveg.com stickers
A newspaper clipping of a Spicy Apricot Tofu recipe
A small sketchbook
Two mechanical pencils
Two half-done crosswords torn out of the newspaper
A navigational compass
A floss dispenser
A 32mb USB drive on a Totoro keychain
A 1gb and two 8gb USB drives on a Humber College lanyard
A blue sharpie
A 4H drawing pencil
A calculator from GM Canada
A folding hairbrush/mirror
Five condoms
A moist towlette from KFC
Revlon Colorstay lip-liner, plum
A cap for an X-acto knife
A steak knife
A "Primary Printer" pencil
Two AA batteries
Two sticks of graphite
Several shards of charcoal and conte
Five used kleenexes
A spoon
A fork
A plastic knife
Two erasers
A 2H drawing pencil
A void cheque
Two hair ties
A takeout menu from Vaughan's International Cuisine
Three elastic bands
A day-planner
My work apron and hat
An empty food container
A torn St. Catharines bus schedule
Several crumpled receipts

[Disposable Ninja]

Well, let me see what I carry around in my fanny pack. There's some drawing materials, a wind-up flashlight and... oh

oh god no



noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo