Topic: Imagery Unload (Read 168293 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #761 on:** August 25, 2010, 10:29:38 PM »

I only choose Random.

Mongrel · « **Reply #762 on:** August 26, 2010, 03:27:02 AM »

Quote from: Brentai on August 25, 2010, 06:18:07 PM

Nowadays my only real concern is the propensity of certain things to not survive under my ass for very long.

Quote from: Friday on August 25, 2010, 06:19:55 PM

help

Under my bum
The girl who once had me down
Under my bum
The girl who once pushed me around

It's down to me
The difference in the clothes she wears
Down to me, the change has come,
She's under my bum

Ain't it the truth babe?

Under my bum
The squirmin' dog who's just had her day
Under my bum
A girl who has just changed her ways

It's down to me, yes it is
The way she does just what she's told
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my bum
Ah, ah, say it's alright

Under my bum
A siamese cat of a girl
Under my bum
She's the sweetest, hmmm, pet in the world

It's down to me
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
She's under my bum
Ah, take it easy babe
Yeah

It's down to me, oh yeah
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
She's under my bum
Yeah, it feels alright

Under my bum
Her eyes are just kept to herself
Under my bum, well I
I can still look at someone else

It's down to me, oh that's what I said
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
She's under my bum
Say, it's alright.

Say it's all...
Say it's all...

Take it easy babe
Take it easy babe
Feels alright
Take it, take it easy babe.

R^2 · « **Reply #763 on:** August 26, 2010, 05:41:49 AM »

Always: wallet, keys, Blackberry. Often: bag with notebook, pens, rain poncho, gloves, multitool, pens, Tide pen, sunglasses, ibuprofen, comb, checkbook and bank deposit slips, cologne, hand sanitizer, thumb drive, and Blackberry USB cable. Half the time I'm carrying four knives, two thermometers, various spoons and spatulas, a honing steel, a piping bag with assorted tips, and a Sharpie.

Mongrel · « **Reply #764 on:** August 27, 2010, 03:08:35 PM »

EDIT:

That last one's probably staged, but... who cares?

Mongrel · « **Reply #765 on:** August 27, 2010, 05:11:12 PM »

More!

And one for the image macro folks:

The graphic is tantalizing in its near-recognisability.

teg · « **Reply #766 on:** August 27, 2010, 07:17:48 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on August 27, 2010, 05:11:12 PM

I actually do this! The reason I flip coins isn't because I want a randomized outcome, it's because I want to hurry up and make a decision. I have to decide before I can see the result.

Catloaf · « **Reply #767 on:** August 27, 2010, 07:45:11 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on August 27, 2010, 05:11:12 PM

At first glance I thought this was saying that Swedish Chef wasn't human, but Elmo, Kermit, Zoe, Rowlf the dog, and Oscar the grouch were. The count's humanity is debatable; do you count vampires as human?

I need to learn to read titles of Venn diagrams before the diagrams themselves.

McDohl · « **Reply #768 on:** August 30, 2010, 03:49:29 AM »

Quote from: Joxam on August 25, 2010, 12:28:03 PM

This is my tribe.

Before this image is posted, please realize that I'm only making a silly joke, and mean no disrespect or hatred. Besides...who can hate the...

Truffle Shuffle

Joxam · « **Reply #769 on:** August 30, 2010, 04:16:14 AM »

That's actually only the closest it can be pronounced phonetically. It's actually supposed to be spelled Hocak, but most english letters don't work right for the language. For instance, our newspaper, the Hocak Worak, is roughly pronounced Ho-Chunk Woa-ruck execpt that the r is almost not present but to start a roll onto the u. like, you begin to roll the r without making the r sound and then go into the u... almost giving the r a rolling D sound overall. I don't know how to explain it, I can hardly handle english.

Büge · « **Reply #770 on:** August 30, 2010, 06:42:40 AM »

I dig what you're saying, Joxam. I had to take Mohawk for a semester. It was more difficult than Japanese.

Mongrel · « **Reply #771 on:** September 04, 2010, 11:10:12 PM »

Lottel · « **Reply #772 on:** September 04, 2010, 11:15:10 PM »

That's terrible. Cookies are a sometimes food. Now he eats fruit and vegetables.
That's like giving an open bar to an alcoholic after he said "I can have a drink once a month or so."

Fucking horrible

Mothra · « **Reply #773 on:** September 05, 2010, 11:51:29 AM »

Look at how happy he is though!

Classic · « **Reply #774 on:** September 05, 2010, 01:04:05 PM »

That is the look of a poor fucker's peanut brain being snapped in half, and then the pulp being eaten by a snuffaluffagus.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #775 on:** September 06, 2010, 05:18:52 AM »

Royal☭ · « **Reply #776 on:** September 06, 2010, 05:24:57 AM »

Why did those Punishers kill Gwen Stacy? She has no super powers!

Detonator · « **Reply #777 on:** September 06, 2010, 07:05:58 AM »

Quote from: Constantmean on September 06, 2010, 05:24:57 AM

Why did those Punishers kill Gwen Stacy? She has no super powers!

Since when did having super powers have anything to do with whether Punisher kills you?

Royal☭ · « **Reply #778 on:** September 06, 2010, 08:21:36 AM »

Because that is clearly an homage to The Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe, where Frank Castle sets his sites on killing every superpowered vigilante in the world.

Lottel · « **Reply #779 on:** September 06, 2010, 08:43:36 AM »

Well, Gwen came back as a clone a few times right?
I think one of those times she was a robot clone?
That counts in the Punisher's eyes, methinks.

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