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Re: The End
« Reply #160 on: September 19, 2008, 02:27:07 PM »

2.  I feel like taking the kid along, but I don't much feel like getting within tentacle rape distance.  Even if he isn't going to tentacle rape me.  The kid bugs me.
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Re: The End
« Reply #161 on: September 19, 2008, 02:39:17 PM »

2.

Finding out where "Tom" is would be swell too.
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Re: The End
« Reply #162 on: September 19, 2008, 03:05:20 PM »

2.
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Re: The End
« Reply #163 on: September 19, 2008, 03:11:29 PM »

Looking over the entry again...

"Nah, it's not my store. I just came in here after I woke up."

That part lines up with your own experience.

1.
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Re: The End
« Reply #164 on: September 19, 2008, 03:21:03 PM »

That doesn't mean he's not going to burst into penises.
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Re: The End
« Reply #165 on: September 19, 2008, 03:38:52 PM »

PENII.
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Re: The End
« Reply #166 on: September 19, 2008, 04:44:46 PM »

He's not any more likely to burst than we are... except that we lost our LEFT EYE!  I doubt he knows about his eye loss any more than we know about ours.  1.
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Re: The End
« Reply #167 on: September 19, 2008, 05:15:11 PM »

2. We should compare notes.
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Re: The End
« Reply #168 on: September 19, 2008, 05:28:55 PM »

Definately 2.

If possible, also expand into asking Nicole what's the matter or something like that.

Edit: to elaborate on my choice, though it's already the majority sway.

1 - bad choice because: as stated, an eye missing means there could be something in his head, don't let it in yours.

3 - bad choice because: just because she hasn't tried to kill you doesn't mean you should react instantly to her, don't let her in your head, either.

4 - bad choice because: we don't learn or gain anything at all.

Over the next few choices, I'm going to be voting for whatever seems to let him tag along with us until we get to the vet.

If he tries to kill us or something, of course we run or kill him.

If we get to the vet and all survivors are missing an eye, I consider that reason enough to trust him and we can decide from there what to do.

If we get to the vet and have yet to meet any survivors, help the kid all we can and leave him. Just because we have no reason to not trust him up to this point doesn't mean we should.
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Re: The End
« Reply #169 on: September 19, 2008, 05:35:02 PM »

2. I say we lost the eye that allows them to control people, so that's why we are inmune to them. He on the other hand...
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Re: The End
« Reply #170 on: September 19, 2008, 05:41:59 PM »

2. I say we lost the eye that allows them to control people, so that's why we are inmune to them. He on the other hand...

Patito, don't make us say things that will come back to bite us in the ass.

So, it's pretty clear from Nicole's ramblings that these things need or want the cardiovascular system, depending on whether or not she's somehow in league with the they. Also... do... do you think it's possible that we killed that man and woman?
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Re: The End
« Reply #171 on: September 19, 2008, 05:45:55 PM »

2. I say we lost the eye that allows them to control people, so that's why we are inmune to them. He on the other hand...

Patito, don't make us say things that will come back to bite us in the ass.

I'm not trying to have the protagonist say that, I'm just being consistent with my stupid theory of evil eyes and such.
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Re: The End
« Reply #172 on: September 19, 2008, 05:54:15 PM »

The man suddenly turns to face you. His other eye is nothing but a gaping, bleeding hole.

Whoops, forgot about this.

niku was right y'all
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Re: The End
« Reply #173 on: September 19, 2008, 05:55:29 PM »

Oh, "I say..." == "My conjecture is..." I gets it. Sorry.
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Re: The End
« Reply #174 on: September 19, 2008, 06:18:43 PM »

2. "What happened to your eye?"

Benny raises an eyebrow. You know, the one left.

"I could ask you the same question, bro," he drops his hand, raises it to his face. Fingers around it, winces. "Dunno, man. Woke up, it was like this. Maybe some shrapnel hit it or something? It fucking smarts, though."

"Yeah, the same thing happened with me," you say.

"Weird. That kid missing an eye too?" Benny asks, squinting against the headlights at her. "Hey, anyone ever tell you it's not polite to point?"

Nicole drops her hand.

"What's your name, tits?" Benny says.

You narrow your... eye... at him. Nicole makes no reply, just goes on staring.

"It's Nicole," you say. "And watch your mouth."

Benny laughs. "My mouth? Sure, why not. I mean, we've got fucking penis zombies and shit running around outside, but whatever sucks your balls." He makes a motion like zipping his mouth, and grins. "So, I got some food back here, and water. I guess you helped yourself to the store."

"Yeah. There a generator back there?"

"Eh? Dunno. What do they look like?"

"Uh. Depends on the generator... I guess... I'd think I'd recognize one, if I saw it. You know. Gasoline motor for the power."

"Oh. Maybe. Be my guest," he says, standing aside, arms inviting you in.

You step past him, into the room. Taking a quick look around, you spot what looks like...

"This is it!" you exclaim, rushing over to a square object in the corner.

"Cool," Benny says, opening a twinkie and biting into it.

Nicole walks in, and Benny watches her, bemused.

"Don't talk much, do ya, kid?"

Nicole ignores him and walks over to a shelf. She lifts a hand, takes down a sucker. Silently she unwraps it at sticks it in her mouth.

"Oral fixation, huh?" says Benny. "Just the way I like 'em."

You turn from your fiddling. "What did I just say?"

"Sorry," Benny says, but his eyes are amused. "I hung out with a pretty rough crowd. You know, the streets and sh-- all."

"Uh huh. I'm sure," you say, getting the generator started.

The lights come back on, flooding the back room and store with sudden brightness.

Benny lets out a little yell. "Good work, man. Uh, what did we need the power for, again?"

"I'm getting gas," you say, as you brush past him.

"Oh man," Benny says, following you. "You have a car?" That semi out there is locked. No keys in it anyway, so I figured I'd hole up here."

"Yeah. Found it on the highway. The previous owner... didn't have anymore use for it."

"Nice," Benny says, grinning at you as you release the pump from the register.

"Nicole! Sweetie, why don't you come outside, I'm gonna fill up the car."

Benny and Nicole follow you outside. "What kind of gun is that?" asks Benny.

"Dunno," you reply, popping the gas cap off and inserting the nozzle.

"You kill any of those zombie dudes?"

"Not really," you say.

"Hey, I didn't catch your name," Benny says, fingering his ear stud.

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1. Introduce yourself.

2. This kid is annoying. Once you're done filling up, you're taking Nicole and leaving.

3. Shoot him in the head.

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Location: Northern California, ruins of your hometown (Tom's Gas and Mini-mart)
Health: Poor (Possible unknown internal injuries) Left eye destroyed, left arm cut
Assets: Lead Pipe, change of clothes, contents of wallet, Nice watch (Showing 8:32), Revolver (3 bullets) Swiss Army Knife, Roughly five day's worth of food and water, Car, full tank of gas, Flashlight, batteries, lighter
Skills: None that would be useful spring to mind. Damn the school system!
Members in party: Nicole, Benny?

Nicole:
Health: ???? Assets: Clothes (Strangely, they do not appear damaged) Skills: ????

"They" encountered:

"Faceless"

Form: Humanoid
Attacks: Vines
Resilience: Survived being hit by car and run over, being shot in the head
Speed: Low
Special/Notes: Central nervous system does not seem to be present in the head (Does it have a nervous system?) Damaged it by shooting it in the torso

"Flesh Worm"

Form: Worm
Attacks: Mouth, Unknown
Resilience: Unknown
Speed: Unknown
Special/Notes: Unknown

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Re: The End
« Reply #175 on: September 19, 2008, 06:24:22 PM »

3.

:shrug: Best to find out now or never.

You turn from your fiddling. "What did I just say?"

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Re: The End
« Reply #176 on: September 19, 2008, 06:26:13 PM »

You turn from your fiddling with the generator.
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Re: The End
« Reply #177 on: September 19, 2008, 06:32:20 PM »

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Is what I would have said, but then Arc had to vote for killing the gormless fucker, when we really have no reason to believe he's going to have his face collapse and try to kill us when he hasn't already.

What eye DID the faceless keep again?

1, our name don't matter anymore and it won't hurt him to know it. Nicole did more or less the same to us, and he could be a fairly potent meat shield. Plus, I want to know why he was in here.
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Re: The End
« Reply #178 on: September 19, 2008, 06:33:55 PM »

You turn from your fiddling with the generator.

Right, but, um...
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Re: The End
« Reply #179 on: September 19, 2008, 06:39:13 PM »

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

No, but seriously, what don't you get? My brain works oddly sometimes, so if you've got a question, shoot.
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