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Re: The End
« Reply #180 on: September 19, 2008, 06:42:33 PM »

What eye was the faceless missing Friday?
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Re: The End
« Reply #181 on: September 19, 2008, 06:43:32 PM »

I was thinking it should have read "What did you just say?", but then I saw that it related back to the "And watch your mouth." line, so nevermind, but hey is this guy a vine guy, that information would be helpful thanks.

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Re: The End
« Reply #182 on: September 19, 2008, 06:46:19 PM »

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What eye was the faceless missing Friday?

You honestly do not remember.
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Re: The End
« Reply #183 on: September 19, 2008, 06:56:55 PM »

I vote that we don't shoot things that might not try to kill us... BECAUSE WE HAVE THREE FUCKING BULLETS! :doit:
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Re: The End
« Reply #184 on: September 19, 2008, 06:58:08 PM »



1.
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Re: The End
« Reply #185 on: September 19, 2008, 07:10:02 PM »

2.
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Re: The End
« Reply #186 on: September 19, 2008, 07:13:31 PM »

1, but can you just, uh, point your gun at him a little?  He seemed a lot less hilariously balls when you had a gun pointed at him.
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Re: The End
« Reply #187 on: September 19, 2008, 07:19:13 PM »

3. Just so we know what to do if we find more eyeless people in the future. If he just stays dead then we know the eye thing isn't reason enough to suspect people. Plus I don't think Nicole is very fond of him.

Also, as if 3 bullets are gonna matter if we find more vine zombies.
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Re: The End
« Reply #188 on: September 19, 2008, 07:20:47 PM »

1, if only to avert wasting ammo.
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Re: The End
« Reply #189 on: September 19, 2008, 07:21:42 PM »

Nothing like randomly shooting guys in the face to make sure the little kid knows you're safe to be around and that she can trust you.
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Re: The End
« Reply #190 on: September 19, 2008, 07:25:21 PM »

Hey, at least she too will know that if we want to kill something we'll shoot it or use other conventional methods, instead of going all viney on them.
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Re: The End
« Reply #191 on: September 19, 2008, 07:27:59 PM »

1.

Whooooo are you?

Who, who?

who who?
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Re: The End
« Reply #192 on: September 19, 2008, 07:28:34 PM »

I'm kinda hoping he dies so we can open up his head and see if there's anything interesting in it.

...suddenly I'm reminded of Planescape: Torment.

Edit: 'sup, page break.
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Re: The End
« Reply #193 on: September 19, 2008, 07:31:44 PM »

Why hope when you can make it happen!

So just shoot him in the chest or something, that'll keep that delicious head intact.
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Re: The End
« Reply #194 on: September 19, 2008, 07:37:01 PM »

1, we gotta be nice for now, we can always ditch him later.  For once I'd like to see an asshole character not turn out to be evil, useless, or a pawn.
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Re: The End
« Reply #195 on: September 19, 2008, 07:48:02 PM »

1. Introduce yourself.

"Hey, nice to meetcha," Benny says, sticking out his hand again.

You shake it, and return to filling up your tank.

"So... um... where ya heading?"

"Not sure yet," you say. "Away from here."

Remembering something you thought of earlier, you head back inside. Benny sits on your heels like a puppy.

With the lights on, you quickly find what you've been looking for. A pair of wraparound shades.

"Shades?" giggles Benny. "It's dark out, man."

"Yeah, I know," you say, trying them on.

Benny walks over to a glass fridge and pulls out a six pack. He pops one open and takes a swallow. Tossing one to you, he raises his can.

"To the end of the world!" he says. "And all the free beer you can drink!"

You look at him. "I've... gotta drive."

"Oh, right," says Benny, frowning. "Well, it's the end of the world, right? Time to party!" He takes another swig, larger this time.

You shake your head and turn away. Behind you, Benny coughs and sputters.

"Man, this tastes like shit," he says, throwing the half-empty can to the ground. "Whatever. I'll take a case for later." He begins to grab beer, and some harder alcohol.

You watch him go out to the car. He hadn't even asked if he could come with you. Man. Kids. You'll have to keep an eye on him.

Suddenly, you realize something.

You're the only lighted building in the area. Hell. You might be the only lighted building in the city.

You have no idea how smart the faceless are, but you don't want to stick around and find out.

"Come on, we're going," you say to the both of them.

Benny shuts the trunk and hops in the backseat. "All right! I always hated this city anyway."

Nicole touches your arm from the passenger seat. Her eyes are soft.

"Careful," she says.

You nod. Not like she needs to tell you that.

At some point, you're gonna need to ask her, and maybe Benny, some questions. But for now, you need to find a safe place to spend the night. The vet, or otherwise.

Pulling out of the station, you glance back at the lighted room. It seems so empty, and you feel a strange pang of sadness. You drive off, toward the vet. You can take stock of your situation there, get some rest. Benny is singing in the backseat. His voice is high pitched and whiny.

You again get the urge to shoot him, or maybe kick him out of the car.

Then again. If he is going to turn into a faceless, maybe you could, you don't know, knock him out and put him in a locked room once you get to the vet? Might be you could learn something about them, that way.

Also, your own missing eye is worrisome. And the fact that you've been starting to feel better without any medical help seems... odd.

Such are your thoughts as you drive through the darkness. Nothing moves. Shadows dance at the edge of your headlights. Nicole stares out the window, and you realize Benny has gone silent.

There is a soft click directly behind you.

"Sorry, man," says Benny's voice. "Pull over. You and the girl can walk, I just want the car."

Son of a bitch. That little fucker was lying about the weapon.

You glance in the rear view mirror to see that Benny has slid over to your side and is now pointing some kind of pistol at the back of your head.

"I'll do it, if you make me," he says. "Pull over, right the fuck now."

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Re: The End
« Reply #196 on: September 19, 2008, 07:51:41 PM »

Blow up his mind!
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Re: The End
« Reply #197 on: September 19, 2008, 07:51:54 PM »

Are Nicole and I both wearing seatbelts?

If so:  Duck head to the side and slam the brakes on as hard as possible.

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Re: The End
« Reply #198 on: September 19, 2008, 07:54:44 PM »

Are Nicole and I both wearing seatbelts?

If so:  Duck head to the side and slam the brakes on as hard as possible.

I like the sound of this  :slow:
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: The End
« Reply #199 on: September 19, 2008, 07:55:35 PM »

Yes, you both are.

Some additional tactical info: Your gun is in the glove box, your pipe is still in the backseat. Your knife is in your pocket.
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