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Re: The End
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2008, 09:23:17 PM »

1.  I'm not gonna ice people at random, but I'm also not going to step out of my most lethal weapon.
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Re: The End
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2008, 09:38:15 PM »

There's a note pinned to the steering wheel.

they look just like us
don't let them in your head
don't let them in your head
1. Roll down your window, stick your head out.

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Re: The End
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2008, 10:10:08 PM »

A man is standing in the center of the road, mere yards from your front bumper. His back is to you. He is not moving, though his shoulders are rising and falling slowly. He has a blue coat on. His hair is brown, and long, covering the nape of his neck.

Is he holding a whip?

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Re: The End
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2008, 10:12:02 PM »

Yes, because I'm perfectly safe with whatever's riding shotgun.

My head would have exploded by now if it was going to.  And if I'm wrong,  :nyoro-n:
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Re: The End
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2008, 10:46:11 PM »

1, and only because there's no choice to keep the window up.

I'd just honk if I could, but we're not taking requests here.  (Nor should we be, this is pretty cool)
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Re: The End
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2008, 10:48:36 PM »

YOU THREATEN NICOLE WITH YOUR GUN WHILE HONKING FURIOUSLY.

"Is this what you do?" asks Nicole. "You just go around threatening young girls with your gun? THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A BEAR."

HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNK
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Re: The End
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2008, 10:54:49 PM »

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Re: The End
« Reply #47 on: September 16, 2008, 02:38:47 AM »

There's a note pinned to the steering wheel.

they look just like us
don't let them in your head
don't let them in your head
i have to get it out
they take the bodies

Like I said. Plenty of spare eyeballs.

Oh, I get it, the note is like a riddle, the answer is pretty obvious if you think for a minute. Something whose purpose is to look around and is located inside one's head. Some sort of evil eyeball of course! The main character clearly knew of this nefarious plot and proceeded to remove his evil eyeball before the blast, however he suffered a concussion and is currently suffering from amnesia.
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Re: The End
« Reply #48 on: September 16, 2008, 02:55:01 AM »

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Re: The End
« Reply #49 on: September 16, 2008, 08:33:49 AM »

I'm gonna go with 1. but seriously, why can't you just honk the horn?
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Re: The End
« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2008, 09:27:22 AM »

Okay. Freaky note about how "they" get in your head posted in close proximity to a guy who cleared his with a gun. Freaky maybe-Belmont that's got even the freaky loli scared. I'd have to be terminally gullible to think nothing's wrong, but I'd rather now what I'm about to grease first.

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Re: The End
« Reply #51 on: September 16, 2008, 01:38:22 PM »

With 3 votes and a significant amount of time passed, I am going to go with option 1 since I am heading to work all this afternoon/evening when people are most active to vote and wish to have a fresh choice ready.

1. Roll down your window, stick your head out. "Hello? Mister, are you OK?"

Struggling a bit with the manual window (it's an older car, before power windows were fairly standard) you poke your head outside.

"Hello? Mister? Are you OK?"

The figure's head jerks sideways. The shoulders freeze. One eye, in profile, fixes on you.

Nicole's voice, soft, from the side. "...He sees you..."

A moment passes. Blue jacket continues to stare at you with one eye.

"Um... are you..." the words slowly fall out of your mouth, which suddenly has no saliva in it.

The man suddenly turns to face you. His other eye is nothing but a gaping, bleeding hole.

He opens his mouth, and there is a small pop as his jaw dislocates. A blast of hot air washes over your face.

"SCREEEEEEEEEE!

The jacket begins to dance in jerky movements around his torso. His arms come up to hug his chest as he begins to violently shudder. Small... vines? burst out of his jacket, shredding it and sending small piles of fluff floating gently to the ground. More and more of these, small, fleshy vines continue to emerge until finally his jacket just falls off him, revealing a torn shirt and bloody torso beneath. The vines are wrapping around his chest and arms, tighter and tighter, until his arms are completely pinned to his sides and upper body.

His face implodes.

His legs bow out under him.

Another roar, another blast of hot air. You can only assume it is coming from the hole that used to be his head. His jawbone has dropped to the ground.

He takes a single step forward.

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Warning: From this point on, poor choices may result in the main character's death, and therefore game over.

1. Holy goddamn Jesus shit. Throw the car into reverse, back away as best you can. You don't know what this... thing... is capable of.

2. Floor it.

3. Get out of the car, try to lead it away from Nicole. From there, you might be able to pick it off with gunfire or your pipe or simply circle back around to the car, where you'll have more breathing room to maneuver your vehicle.

4. Maybe... maybe he's still human underneath? Talk to him, try to reason with him.

5. Grab your gun, fire a warning shot into the air out your window.

6. Fire a shot at him out your window. (Low chance of hitting due to odd angle and zero skill with firearms.)

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Location: Northern California, ruins of your hometown (Blasted Road)
Health: Poor (Possible unknown internal injuries) Left eye destroyed
Assets: Lead Pipe, change of clothes, contents of wallet, Nice watch (Showing 6:37), Revolver (5 bullets) Swiss Army Knife, Roughly one day's worth of food and water (Snack food, but granola and beef jerky, that kind of shit) Car, roughly half a tank of gas
Skills: None that would be useful spring to mind. Damn the school system!
Members in party: Nicole

Nicole:
Health: ???? Assets: Clothes (Strangely, they do not appear damaged) Skills: ????

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Re: The End
« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2008, 01:49:35 PM »

1.

Need to get some distance first to build speed.

(And hopefully he's not a motherfucking Fast Zombie.)
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Re: The End
« Reply #53 on: September 16, 2008, 01:50:59 PM »

...oh dear, I know where this is going now.  You should've gone to the vet.
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Re: The End
« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2008, 02:06:24 PM »

4.

I'm a diplomamat!
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Re: The End
« Reply #55 on: September 16, 2008, 02:21:17 PM »

I can't believe we took the "Hiddily-ho!" approach to Parasytezombie infestation, nevermind even coming back here.

First instinct is to wrap the bastard around the axle, but he can deftly leap through the windshield for all we know. Not much better odds if he decides to chase after us sputtering along in reverse, and that's before the risk of backing into rubble. Shooting is out of the question without firearm experience or a left eye.

...Aw hell, do what they always do in the movies. 2!

4.

I'm a diplomamat!

/kick Niku out of the car, peel out in reverse
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Re: The End
« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2008, 02:42:11 PM »

I vote 2 as well, nothing else seems safer. Hoping for an option to remove the other eyeball later on, just to be sure.
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Re: The End
« Reply #57 on: September 16, 2008, 03:14:08 PM »

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Re: The End
« Reply #58 on: September 16, 2008, 03:16:21 PM »

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Re: The End
« Reply #59 on: September 16, 2008, 03:21:24 PM »

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