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The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji

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Re: The End
« Reply #860 on: October 01, 2008, 02:10:17 PM »

Thirding "Can anyone else in the car see it?"

Though I also suggest "Can it see us?"
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Re: The End
« Reply #861 on: October 01, 2008, 03:06:44 PM »

Going off track for a sec.

Wolfy

:serious: [hangs up the phone] Your foster parents are dead.

Thanks, Arc. I just squirted milk out of my nose and onto the screen.
I don't get it?

Reference to Terminator 2, when Arnold fakes John Connor's voice on the phone to John's "foster mom".

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The Terminator: [to John] What's the dog's name?
John Connor: Max.
The Terminator: [impersonating John's voice] Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking.

When John's foster mom doesn't recognize the mistake, Arnold knows it's the T-1000 and John's real foster parents are deeeeeaaaaaad.

There is a trope named after this, even.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: The End
« Reply #862 on: October 01, 2008, 03:56:14 PM »

Will I die if I slap it with my metal-dong?  :wat:
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Re: The End
« Reply #863 on: October 01, 2008, 05:03:29 PM »

Hopefully.
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Re: The End
« Reply #864 on: October 01, 2008, 06:46:17 PM »

By the way, I think the "Pick any answere that gomes to mind" blows more than 1,2,3,4,5.
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Re: The End
« Reply #865 on: October 01, 2008, 07:22:57 PM »

"Can anyone else in the car see it?"

"Yes, of course!" Nicole says.

"Well, then it's gotta be..."

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What?

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Re: The End
« Reply #866 on: October 01, 2008, 07:24:36 PM »

Is someone missing an eye?
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Re: The End
« Reply #867 on: October 01, 2008, 07:25:32 PM »

No. Everyone in the car has two eyes.
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Re: The End
« Reply #868 on: October 01, 2008, 07:26:19 PM »

So it's something smaller than a breadbox, that's brown, and it's in the car and is new................and isn't an eye.
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Re: The End
« Reply #869 on: October 01, 2008, 07:28:52 PM »

LD, you are like, twenty retards.

We've been missing an eye since the start of the game and just got it back this morning, most likely largely due to Nicole's actions. So it is new, capable of being brown, and everything else she said.

"It's my eye"
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Re: The End
« Reply #870 on: October 01, 2008, 07:29:53 PM »

Yeah...but she already knows about our eye.  It's not the first time she's seen us with the newly grown back eye.  So I wouldn't call that new.
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Re: The End
« Reply #871 on: October 01, 2008, 07:30:52 PM »

seconding my eye, I'm too lazy to think of anything better because this is a dumb game (20 questions, not this whole thread).
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Re: The End
« Reply #872 on: October 01, 2008, 07:31:09 PM »

a ha she gave usss the browneye
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Re: The End
« Reply #873 on: October 01, 2008, 07:59:41 PM »

I'll go along with "My Eye" too.  It's really the only 'new' thing I can think of anyway.
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Re: The End
« Reply #874 on: October 01, 2008, 08:04:04 PM »

Well, I'm guessing that the current dominant THEY isn't actually new, just a THEY (I suspect us of having been double-infected) that managed to escape the purge and is now consolidating power over our body.

Hm, and "MY NEW EYE" seems too... too easy... I can't help but think I'm missing something.
 ::(: Fukit. It's a game of 20 5 Questions. It's not like it's going to reveal Jacob's horrible neck-biter worm.

"It's my eye"

Actually, we might get it "wrong" using that possessive. Nicole might say something sinister like, "No, it's MY eye." and then we all die because she turns into the Dark Queen with the power of the one ring and eats all of our souls.
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Re: The End
« Reply #875 on: October 01, 2008, 08:06:47 PM »

I think it's unfair that Friday won't tell us our own eye color, which we should know from looking in the mirror. But what ever, my eye.
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Re: The End
« Reply #876 on: October 01, 2008, 08:08:47 PM »

"Is it my eye, sweetie?"

Nicole jumps a bit in her seat. "Yes! You got it!"

You smile. "My eyes are actually hazel, Nicole. But it's OK you thought it was brown. They are very close."

"Not uh," she says, wagging her finger at you. "It's brown. I saw it."

You're about to say something when your eyes flicker over the rear view mirror. Huh?

You suddenly lean in closer.

Two eyes stare back at you. One hazel, and one brown. Right, and left.

Old, and new.

"That's weird," you say.

"Hey, wait a minute," David says. "Look. Up there. That house has some coming from the chimney."

You look, and sure enough, set back about two hundred yards or so from the highway, you see a country house with a small orchard with smoke rising from the chimney.

"Should we stop?" asks Jacob.

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1. Stop and investigate.

2. No reason to stop.

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Re: The End
« Reply #877 on: October 01, 2008, 08:10:11 PM »

1 ALWAYS INVESTIGATE! ALWAYS SPLIT UP THE PARTY!
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Re: The End
« Reply #878 on: October 01, 2008, 08:12:26 PM »

Fuck no!
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You get out of the car and open up the house.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Youi kill it, and look back.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your car was stolen by a faceless.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
An army of faceless is attacking you
You have died.
2.
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Re: The End
« Reply #879 on: October 01, 2008, 08:18:42 PM »

1.

Sounds perfectly secluded and safe from Faceless. Who remains inside could be another matter.
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