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Re: The End
« Reply #940 on: October 04, 2008, 02:46:58 AM »
depression = no desire to write (anything other than incredibly shitty poetry, anyway)

will return later
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Re: The End
« Reply #941 on: October 04, 2008, 03:58:43 AM »
Just say no to vicodin.

But seriously, hope you get to feeling better.

In the meantime: tossing my vote on the "2" pile.  My philosophy toward our new post-apocalyptic environment is informed by a very general set of guidelines, to be adapted as needed:

-if it's dangerous, avoid it
-if it's hostile, attack it
-if it needs help, assist it
-otherwise, ignore it

My paranoia meter is pinging pretty hard, but they seem aware of the situation and there's no obvious distress or trap, so.  Also, what McFrugal said about risking our compadres, crazy/evil though they may turn out to be.  Plus, dozens of RPGs have conditioned me into thinking 4 is the perfect party size.
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Re: The End
« Reply #942 on: October 04, 2008, 06:32:34 AM »
 :sadpanda: :wuv: :friday:
Come back soon!
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Re: The End
« Reply #943 on: October 04, 2008, 09:52:20 AM »
Quote from: Newbie sucks on October 04, 2008, 03:58:43 AM
Plus, dozens of RPGs have conditioned me into thinking 4 is the perfect party size.

Let's see...

We are the tank.  Close range weapons (shotgun/pipe) and regenerative abilities to keep us alive.

David is the nuker.  Frail human body, but high-powered rifle.

Jacob is the healer.  He's a goddamn doctor.

Nicole issssss the controller...
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: The End
« Reply #944 on: October 04, 2008, 10:30:40 AM »
Depression blows. I've had it for years. I think sex would help, but I wouldn't know. Course, you could always try pills. They worked for my sleeping-ness.  :sadpanda: :wuv:
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Re: The End
« Reply #945 on: October 04, 2008, 10:32:56 AM »
I'm going to cure your depression now.  Close your eyes.

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Re: The End
« Reply #946 on: October 04, 2008, 11:18:06 AM »
Gobble... snarf... snap...
HP and MP recovered,
and status ailments, like Poison,
cured!
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Re: The End
« Reply #947 on: October 04, 2008, 12:25:53 PM »
Quote from: Air on October 04, 2008, 10:30:40 AM
I think sex would help, but I wouldn't know.
Silly fanfic might be more effective.
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Re: The End
« Reply #948 on: October 04, 2008, 05:55:42 PM »
Has this Choose Your Own Adventure By Voting been done elsewhere?
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Re: The End
« Reply #949 on: October 04, 2008, 06:19:41 PM »
Quote from: Rock on October 04, 2008, 05:55:42 PM
Has this Choose Your Own Adventure By Voting been done elsewhere?

I liken this more to freeform roleplaying where everyone controls the same character.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: The End
« Reply #950 on: October 04, 2008, 06:47:32 PM »
But everyone doesn't always control the character, as they can be outvoted. Any websites that have done this?
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Re: The End
« Reply #951 on: October 04, 2008, 08:09:21 PM »
uhoh metagame discussion sprouting

i'll take over from here

suddenly, theytacles sprout from the necks of both sweet, old folk, and five dobermans with giant tongue-tubes instead of heads appear and eat nicole and david

then no-face appears and it's the remains of our humanity

and we kill him

and now we all exist as facets of our host body's consciousness

1 - Sssssssssssssssssss
2 - Ssssssssss
3 - Ssssssssssssss

also nicole returns, she was the Queen of They
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Re: The End
« Reply #952 on: October 04, 2008, 08:17:55 PM »
If Nicole is the force behind this whole mess, I'd rather be her knight of the new world order than the lone human warrior living in fear.
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Re: The End
« Reply #953 on: October 04, 2008, 11:15:42 PM »
For the sake of discussion: If you're aware of that and it comes down to that, why not be "the guy who pushed her off a high cliff" instead?
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Re: The End
« Reply #954 on: October 05, 2008, 06:41:54 AM »
Show me a high cliff that will change all the "They" back into humans and guarantee that we're not bound to her in some way and we'll see.
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Re: The End
« Reply #955 on: October 07, 2008, 10:06:28 PM »
I sure hope we get the "marry Nicole" ending.

:;_;: Wolfy... the one that I love... Is Wolfy.
 
:vampire: I love you too, Nicole.  No longer as a daughter, but as a woman.

:sharkey: Great, now I feel like a post-apocalyptic zombie horror Woody Allen.
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Re: The End
« Reply #956 on: October 08, 2008, 09:03:50 AM »
Personally, I'm hoping you guys get the bondage queen ending.

Oh, right. Updates.

Where the fuck were we?

I count 7 votes for option 1, and 6 for option 2. Close.

1. Sure. Go on in, see what's cooking.

"Uh, sure," you say. "Let me go talk to my friends."

George nods. "Annabelle," he says, "Go and put something on."

Anna turns and George gives her a slap on the butt. You head out back toward the car.

"So what's the deal?" David asks, shouldering his rifle. He's squinting through his glasses at George, still standing framed in the doorway.

"Seems like a normal enough couple," you tell him. "They invited us in for food."

"Fine by me. Just the two of 'em in there?" David asks.

"I think so," you say. "Not entirely sure."

"Could this be some kind of trap?" Jacob asks.

You shrug. "It doesn't seem like it. Hand me the shotgun."

Jacob reaches back into the car for it, but looks puzzled. "It's not --"

Nicole steps out of the car, holding the shotgun. She runs around the hood, her dark hair streaming behind her like a shadow. She holds it out to you with both hands. "I was coverin' you," she says, very seriously.

You grab the shotgun and check it. The safety is off.

"Nicole!" Jacob says sharply. David looks amused.

*************************************

1. "Nicole! Guns are dangerous! You shouldn't touch guns. Let the grown ups use them, OK, kid? I don't want you getting hurt."

2. "Uh, thanks."

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Re: The End
« Reply #957 on: October 08, 2008, 09:06:12 AM »
2.

Nothing wrong with encouraging little River Tam.
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Re: The End
« Reply #958 on: October 08, 2008, 09:08:05 AM »
Two by two, WONDER SCREW
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Re: The End
« Reply #959 on: October 08, 2008, 09:19:16 AM »
Quote from: Friday on October 08, 2008, 09:03:50 AM
Personally, I'm hoping you guys get the bondage queen ending.

...

Anna turns and George gives her a slap on the butt.

...

"Fine by me. Just the two of 'em in there?" David asks.

...

David looks amused.

The Apocalypse just got sexy!
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