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Lottel

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1120 on: April 21, 2010, 01:08:33 PM »

Damn it. This means I have to watch Biodome.
I do not like Pauly Shore, guys.
What am I to do?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1121 on: April 21, 2010, 01:35:21 PM »

Watch it for Stephen Baldwin.

Uh... nevermind.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1122 on: April 21, 2010, 01:53:46 PM »

Good thing we got a no-talent actor to play the lead role instead.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1123 on: April 21, 2010, 02:07:27 PM »

I've seen BioDome.

Don't.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1124 on: April 21, 2010, 02:12:03 PM »

Aeropress coffee is way too strong for my tastes if drunk straight.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1125 on: April 21, 2010, 03:39:56 PM »

What's weird is seeing Stephen Baldwin in Bio-Dome after you've seen him in The Usual Suspects.

Which is interesting, considering they follow that order chronologically, too.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1126 on: April 21, 2010, 03:45:53 PM »

Replace every phrase segment between "If..you..are...thinking...of" and "....."

with "Watching Biodome"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6803Gu8tpuw

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1127 on: April 22, 2010, 02:41:53 AM »

Perhaps you could just watch the Nostalgia Critic synopsis instead.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1128 on: April 26, 2010, 03:44:06 PM »

The Brontosaurus never existed.  But rather was a misidentification of an Apatosaurus, a creature which is basically what one thinks of when they say brontosaurus, but isn't.  And indeed it's not even in Firefox's dictionary for spell-check purposes.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1129 on: April 26, 2010, 03:57:27 PM »

Seriously Catloaf?
I remember that little fact being everywhere as a kid. Of course, I was huge into dinos.

(But then again, who wasn't as a kid?)
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1130 on: April 26, 2010, 03:59:15 PM »

Catloaf, obviously.  The man does not have pure dino-love in his blood.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1131 on: April 26, 2010, 04:18:43 PM »

I'll be the first to admit that I was an idiot as a child.  And an asshole.

I hate my past self.  I can barely remember most of it, but what I do remember I can't relate to and am ashamed of.  When I first realized this, my first thought was that up until a certain undetermined point, my body was inhabited by a soul other than my current one and somehow I had gotten swapped in and forced to deal with that dick's bad decisions.  The next thought was whether or not I would be shoved out of my body by another soul at some point.

Then I became aware of how absurd it all sounded and stopped thinking about it.

But now I think it'd make a decent plot device for a story of some kind.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1132 on: April 26, 2010, 04:20:24 PM »

I always found that whole argument pretty stupid.  The whole Bronto/Apato thing is nothing but the result of some extremely petty paleopolitics, and it doesn't exactly change the shape of the creature's skull if you call it whatever you want to.  I mean, if you asked a dinosaur itself, I'm pretty sure it would tell you its name was ROOOOOOOOOOAR!.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1133 on: April 26, 2010, 05:12:27 PM »

Er, wasn't the Brontosaurus a fraud, the combination of an Apatosaurus body and a Brachiosaurus skull?

EDIT: Yep.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1134 on: April 26, 2010, 06:18:54 PM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1135 on: April 27, 2010, 05:33:59 PM »

Quote
When the US deposed Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega, they blasted his mansion with pop songs to coax him out. This is the playlist.



Gentlemen, your mission, should you choose to accept it.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1136 on: April 27, 2010, 05:39:00 PM »

Notice how our army pulled off the first Rick Roll?

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1137 on: April 27, 2010, 05:39:26 PM »

I like most of those songs on the list.

WHAT I LEARNED TODAY: If I were to become a dictator, I'd be unstoppable
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1138 on: April 27, 2010, 05:43:00 PM »

If you just learned that today, it might not be as true as you think.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1139 on: April 28, 2010, 04:58:41 PM »

Tablet PC's rule. I just-purchased one from eBay the other week with a small portion of my tax return. I am handwriting this post, as well as my notes for my final. This is nice.
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