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Author Topic: What I learned today!  (Read 194833 times)

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1380 on: August 10, 2010, 09:19:01 PM »

Actually, I imagine the joke would involve taking the (little) blue pill.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1381 on: August 11, 2010, 01:15:05 PM »



oh hell that's not good
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1382 on: August 13, 2010, 08:50:00 PM »

I learned that Laurence Fishburne's daughter, Montana Fishburne, is a porn star.

She claimed that she is doing porn in order to get acting roles.  Because that's a much better path to getting acting roles than sweet Jesus do I even need to finish this sentence.

Also, she announced it on her dad's birthday.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1383 on: August 13, 2010, 09:05:47 PM »

That a cartoon I used to watch when I was very young had episodes written by Douglas Adams and artwork by Nick Price.

Well how about that.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1384 on: August 29, 2010, 07:35:06 PM »

I learned that the British have both potato chip and french fry sandwiches.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1385 on: August 29, 2010, 07:42:38 PM »

Having experimented with such things I cannot imagine them to be awesome.

But... ... Maybe tomorrow there will be a new food failure entry!
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1386 on: August 29, 2010, 07:48:02 PM »

They also have fried bread.

(Well, so do Canadians, but that one's a rather different offering).
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1387 on: August 29, 2010, 07:54:36 PM »

I just slather my bread in grease. That's good enough.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1388 on: August 30, 2010, 03:55:55 PM »

How to draw a bear that doesn't come out looking like a dog. Short muzzle, big damn forehead.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1389 on: August 30, 2010, 06:05:36 PM »



Like so!



Wait, now I'm confused.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1390 on: August 30, 2010, 07:08:18 PM »

Damn, bested by Muppets again.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1392 on: September 03, 2010, 09:02:45 PM »

I remember reading about that years ago.

The best part is the little sneakers they wear so they don't clop clop clop around everywhere.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1393 on: September 04, 2010, 02:52:52 AM »

thanks, seriously considering blinding myself now
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1394 on: September 04, 2010, 01:08:48 PM »

I learned what ambergris is.

 :barf:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1395 on: September 04, 2010, 01:59:11 PM »

Yeah, I'm just not going to look that one up.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1396 on: September 04, 2010, 02:22:49 PM »

What, you've never seen that episode of Futurama?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1397 on: September 12, 2010, 07:43:41 AM »

That my price range of apartments has brokers linking Wiki pages and imploring you to read about how great it is when all the page covers is the area's history of hate crimes and mob activity.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1399 on: September 12, 2010, 03:19:06 PM »

I just realized why successful engineers or scientist-types do not hang around on these boards, and other interesting correlations.  I will not be sharing this.
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