Topic: What I learned today! (Read 194952 times)

Büge · « **Reply #1620 on:** April 30, 2011, 09:23:03 PM »

Doesn't a double mean "two?"

Lottel · « **Reply #1621 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:33:43 PM »

I can't tell if you are complaining or happy.

Dooly · « **Reply #1622 on:** May 01, 2011, 05:13:33 PM »

Depends if he's the one buying the bar's liquor.

Büge · « **Reply #1623 on:** May 01, 2011, 07:43:41 PM »

I learned about the Dickin Medal.

Nickasummers · « **Reply #1624 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:42:57 PM »

I learned that there is justice, at least for asshole drivers. I watched some idiot in a Camero weaving around people to get past them in bad traffic. He ended up in a right-turn only lane by accident, so he turned, and then turned left again at the next road. That road was a dead end.

Lottel · « **Reply #1625 on:** May 03, 2011, 06:49:18 PM »

I learned that I am an old man. I have a serious medical condition that I've known about for a while and now maybe another popping up and I've just accepted it as a fact of life.

Of course, I snapped out of it and have another doctor's appointment, but for a while there, I was yelling at kid's to get off my lawn and complaining about doctors these days.

Classic · « **Reply #1626 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:03:21 PM »

I dunno. Willfully ignoring your mortality seems a young people thing to me. I have also only been yelled at by young people to "get off their lawn".

Brentai · « **Reply #1627 on:** May 05, 2011, 12:36:43 PM »

If you don't mind being contractually bound to your current employer for a while, taking a loan out against your retirement plan is almost crminally easy. "Paperwork? Nah man, we'll just cut ya a check. LATEZ!!!"

Mongrel · « **Reply #1628 on:** May 05, 2011, 05:38:41 PM »

That e-readers aren't just crappy monochrome ipads, but instead use some crazy shit called e-ink.

Brentai · « **Reply #1629 on:** May 05, 2011, 09:14:04 PM »

It's basically an electronic Magna Doodle.

Defenestration · « **Reply #1630 on:** May 07, 2011, 06:11:58 AM »

I learned that I've been opening bananas wrong my entire life

How To Peel A Banana Like A Monkey

Classic · « **Reply #1631 on:** May 07, 2011, 06:27:58 AM »

Also easy: Applying shearing force to the middle.

Nickasummers · « **Reply #1632 on:** May 07, 2011, 06:41:37 AM »

I guess I have to buy bananas today to try this... Hope it works well

the asshole you hate · « **Reply #1633 on:** May 07, 2011, 07:17:58 AM »

I have ALWAYS suspected there was something wrong with the stem-first approach, but I guess I'm too robotic to think outside the box about my food.

R^2 · « **Reply #1634 on:** May 07, 2011, 11:05:43 AM »

I've been opening bananas that way for months. I get some weird looks from my fellow culinary students, who adopt it themselves shortly thereafter.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1635 on:** May 07, 2011, 05:00:23 PM »

Man, I eat a banana every day the old stem way.

'course, I never tried it any other way, because I've never had much trouble with the stem method, but I gotta try this.

Friday · « **Reply #1636 on:** May 07, 2011, 05:45:37 PM »

you realize you people are destroying one more thing that makes us different from monkeys

soon they will learn how to facebook and we won't be able to tell us apart

François · « **Reply #1637 on:** May 07, 2011, 05:49:18 PM »

I for one welcome our new monkey overlords.

...which is what the cows said i suppose

so yeah moral of the story, never underestimate a fucking monkey

Nickasummers · « **Reply #1638 on:** May 07, 2011, 06:37:53 PM »

Holy shit. It fucking works. I will never open a banana the old way again.

Büge · « **Reply #1639 on:** May 07, 2011, 06:53:43 PM »

Quote from: Defenestration on May 07, 2011, 06:11:58 AM

I learned that I've been opening bananas wrong my entire life

How To Peel A Banana Like A Monkey

I open it stemwise, because the other end has that little glob that I never want to touch.

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