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Author Topic: What I learned today!  (Read 194961 times)

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2160 on: March 28, 2012, 07:30:58 PM »

Incredibly unhealthy though it may be, adding a smidgen of heavy whipping cream to anything makes it taste so much better.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2161 on: March 28, 2012, 09:25:21 PM »

Seems legit.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2163 on: March 29, 2012, 02:30:35 AM »

The mosquito dies if you slap it, too.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2164 on: March 29, 2012, 07:22:58 AM »

Yes, but this is more like when your dad catches you smoking and makes you chain-smoke a whole pack just to point out how awful it is. And then your stomach ruptures and you die.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2165 on: March 29, 2012, 09:29:58 AM »

Soooo... you get more Mosquito juice backwash in you (hint: This is what triggers the allergic itching reaction to Mosquito bites), possible more West Nile Virus in you, and all so you can make the mosquito's death longer and (possibly) more agonizing?

Sounds, uh, about right. 
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2166 on: March 29, 2012, 10:46:49 AM »

Yeah, well, when you're camping late at night and you run out of songs and beer, what else are you gonna do? Poke the fire some more?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2167 on: March 29, 2012, 02:52:32 PM »

Turns out, it's really easy to sell a car for scrap. 'Course, you don't get much for it. But when the tranmission is about to go, the hood is curling up from a fender bender, and there are only two days left until The Big Move Across Country, cash is cash, yo.

And more on topic of late: I had a friend growing up who went horseback riding with her family every summer. Turns out, if a mosquito lands on your bicep with the intention of being, well, a mosquito, and you pull the reigns back, thus flexing that bicep...it explodes.

True story.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2168 on: March 29, 2012, 03:21:25 PM »

Okay, "blow shit up with your mighty flex" really is a better draw than "torture small animals for no good reason".
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2169 on: March 29, 2012, 07:38:16 PM »

...
...kings have reigns, horses have reins.

Hi, I'm Thad.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2170 on: March 29, 2012, 08:01:09 PM »

And the plains in Spain have rain!
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2171 on: March 29, 2012, 08:05:22 PM »

Mainly.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2172 on: March 29, 2012, 08:17:59 PM »

Tragedy stuck today as Santa and his sleigh struck a 747 over Barcelona.

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in spain was mainly in the plane
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2173 on: March 29, 2012, 11:57:23 PM »

During the development of Bloodrayne: Betrayal, the developers used Nightwish and Castlevania:SotN tracks as temporary music.

Upon completing the game's soundtrack, the composer created authentic NES chipmod versions of the music, and made the programmers add in a chipmod playback feature so that players can switch to the the NES soundtrack with a cheat code.

Full story and download link: http://ubiktune.org/releases/ubi029-virt-bloodrayne-betrayal-official-soundtrack/
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2174 on: March 30, 2012, 06:35:39 AM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2175 on: April 09, 2012, 03:35:28 PM »

My town is on fire.
The Smokey The Bear Fire Hazard sign is "low" for today.


Bears can not be trusted.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2177 on: April 10, 2012, 10:54:55 AM »

There's a reason some folks call (good) rappers poets!
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2178 on: April 10, 2012, 11:43:51 AM »

That the Godfather is both A) 3 hours long, and B) Extremely heavy compared to the cinematic faire I'm used to.

Still chewing through it.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #2179 on: April 14, 2012, 11:22:23 AM »

Before the city of Denver built a light rail system, they would have shuttles during special events. Like if there was a football game, they'd have shuttles running to the stadium.

In my head it was called the "Bronco Forum Bus".
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