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Author Topic: What I learned today!  (Read 202267 times)

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Lady Duke

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #280 on: February 04, 2009, 12:51:56 PM »

Well maybe it's because it was powdered.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #281 on: February 04, 2009, 01:29:08 PM »

LD, the wiki article says the miracle fruit itself has no taste, so the pills will probably do you just as good.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #282 on: February 04, 2009, 01:41:21 PM »

Pshhhhhhhhh.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #283 on: February 05, 2009, 08:14:51 PM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #284 on: February 05, 2009, 08:26:13 PM »

when geo came down here, we went to the carnivore preservation trust in pittsboro, nc.  they had binturongs.  they were fed bananas.

as geo can attest, i later wrestled a bengal tiger.  i won, but only barely.  he was very much an underdog and i think in the sequel, i'll give him another shot at the title.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #285 on: February 05, 2009, 08:30:10 PM »

We saw a bearcat on the TV once and my brother was so surprised that he blurted out, "Lookit the HELL?"
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #286 on: February 05, 2009, 08:35:03 PM »

I don't get it.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #288 on: February 05, 2009, 08:50:36 PM »

wrong

It... sort of looks like the head of a penis with bat wings
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #289 on: February 05, 2009, 09:04:27 PM »

you say that about everything.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #290 on: February 05, 2009, 09:09:31 PM »

I have found the best animal ever.

wrong
Mine lives for twenty years, is super cute, is called a "Bearcat", chuckles when it's happy and farts fresh cornbread.


So, I guess I meant the best pet ever.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #291 on: February 05, 2009, 09:09:44 PM »

Today I learned that Harper Lee is a woman.  :nyoro~n:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #293 on: February 05, 2009, 11:02:57 PM »

There's way neater deep sea animals than that lame cephalopod.  I'm more impressed by brightly colored crazy jellyfish, gulper eels, and 6-gilled sharks.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #294 on: February 12, 2009, 12:51:20 AM »

Taking a walk out in the nighttime winter rain is actually pretty awesome if you don't mind getting cold and wet. I don't know why but I love the sight of streetlights reflected on wet pavement; it has a strange unintentional beauty to it, as if to say that the most genuinely wonderful things that a city can show you exist entirely by accident.

Man I am in one of those artsy-fartsy moods again.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #295 on: February 12, 2009, 02:41:14 AM »

No you're right

I would rather go about on a bike but under such conditions it IS somewhat risky
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #296 on: February 12, 2009, 02:48:06 AM »

Depends on the type of rain.  If it's one of those clingy bone-chilling type rains like the kind we keep having here right now Jesus Christ then it's not pleasant.  Warm gentle rain is, well, a common euphemism for the female orgasm.

...not, you know, the really rockin' kind, but you... look, I'm just going to shut up now.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #297 on: February 12, 2009, 08:30:08 AM »

Taking a walk out in the nighttime winter rain is actually pretty awesome if you don't mind getting cold and wet. I don't know why but I love the sight of streetlights reflected on wet pavement; it has a strange unintentional beauty to it, as if to say that the most genuinely wonderful things that a city can show you exist entirely by accident.


GodDAMN did I miss rain. It's just like home.

Well, it'd be just like home if it stayed this way for the next 6-8 weeks.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #298 on: February 12, 2009, 08:48:17 AM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #299 on: February 12, 2009, 08:50:35 AM »

Everyone who's ever read a comic from the 90's already knows that.

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