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Author Topic: What I learned today!  (Read 202264 times)

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #300 on: February 12, 2009, 08:51:43 AM »

Shit, then you'd love Lemoore, CA in the wintertime.  Like wading through god damned pea soup in the mornings.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #301 on: February 12, 2009, 06:45:57 PM »

Today I learned that a foot fetish is believed to be caused by faulty wiring, since the perception of and feeling for the genitalia of the opposite sex and feet are right next to each other in yo' brain.

I feel like I've learned so much more about DN.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #302 on: February 12, 2009, 07:01:50 PM »

Masochism too.  If only his neurons had gotten fucked over to the left instead of right dude'd be all like HURT ME MORE instead of OM NOM NOM TOES.

Sadism is of course a much more complex issue.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #303 on: February 12, 2009, 08:04:17 PM »

References? I still have access to the online databases of several journals (in spite of my "efforts" to get kicked out). Source this up bitches.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #304 on: February 12, 2009, 08:23:34 PM »

Today I learned that a foot fetish is believed to be caused by faulty wiring, since the perception of and feeling for the genitalia of the opposite sex and feet are right next to each other in yo' brain.

I feel like I've learned so much more about DN.

This sounded nice and rational until the Japanese started in with the sexy sexy knees pictures and the sexy armpits pictures and the sexy weapons pictures and the sexy robots pictures and the sexy time travel pictures and you know what, nevermind, I'm just going to browse danbooru and stop pretending this is sarcastic.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #305 on: February 12, 2009, 08:35:41 PM »

References? I still have access to the online databases of several journals (in spite of my "efforts" to get kicked out). Source this up bitches.

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Law & Order
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #306 on: February 13, 2009, 03:54:17 AM »

 ::(:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #307 on: February 14, 2009, 07:47:59 PM »

Hey kids! Get your eyes tattooed!!
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #308 on: February 18, 2009, 08:33:31 PM »

Artie!  The strongest man...in the WORLD. and Cotton Hill are the same person.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #309 on: February 18, 2009, 08:37:42 PM »

Hank's father's name.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #310 on: February 18, 2009, 08:45:11 PM »

He died last season, by the way.

(The character, not the actor.  The actor used exactly the same voice for a new character in the latest Venture Bros finale.)
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #311 on: February 18, 2009, 10:55:37 PM »

Today I learned that Ferrero Rondnoir look like Lavos.



And, they're delicious.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #312 on: February 19, 2009, 01:08:22 PM »

The new coconut ones are better.

On a completely unappetizing note, I learned today that women also produce smegma.  I find that totally weird and gross.  I'm glad I'm clean and never found that out myself.  If that's TMI, go cry about it.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #313 on: February 19, 2009, 01:09:25 PM »

That wasn't so bad on its own but you are never allowed to segue ever again.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #314 on: February 19, 2009, 01:10:24 PM »

Speaking of segues, I fucked your dad.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #315 on: February 19, 2009, 01:18:06 PM »

GOD DAMN IT CHANGE YOUR AVATAR
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #316 on: February 19, 2009, 01:28:19 PM »

mmmmm, coconut smegma
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #317 on: February 19, 2009, 01:52:23 PM »

That the Valve store and Thinkgeek both cost $20 to ship purchases to Canada. :sadpanda:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #318 on: February 19, 2009, 01:57:57 PM »

That the Valve store a ... cost $20 to ship purchases to Canada. :sadpanda:
Over the internet?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #319 on: February 19, 2009, 02:01:19 PM »

They also sell shirts and prints and headcrab hats and things.
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