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Author Topic: What I learned today!  (Read 195227 times)

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #460 on: March 31, 2009, 10:43:03 AM »

I love it when the content of a post matches its avatar.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #461 on: March 31, 2009, 11:55:38 AM »

I've never quite understood the difference between projectile vomiting and regular vomiting. Is there some difference in the relative angle of the barf? Or is it a matter of consistency? At what point does your puke become a projectile?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #462 on: March 31, 2009, 12:08:42 PM »

I thought it was only projectile vomiting if you could do it "at will"?

EDIT:
As in, a reliable counter-measure.

South Park character Stan's vomiting might count.
The poor fucker who has to stick a finger down his throat to get a gag reflex, maybe doesn't?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #463 on: March 31, 2009, 12:10:21 PM »

I don't, man. I just called it projectile because it flew three feet.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #464 on: March 31, 2009, 12:55:56 PM »

Regular vomit has very little thrust, often going straight down.

Projectile vomit has enough force to fly outward from the mouth.



Also, DN, you are totally not invited to any futures get togethers.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #465 on: March 31, 2009, 01:28:23 PM »

If puking once makes you uninvited from all future events, then I must be banned from parties in multiple universes.

"Hey guys, going to see a movie?  Can I come with?"
"Well, uh, Brent-136 just recycled enough Sauza to knock over an elephant, so..."
"Oh, god damn it."
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #466 on: March 31, 2009, 02:35:28 PM »

Guys, I just got off the phone with the Büge of Zur-En-Arrh.

It's Brent-Prime. He's... he's puking on the walls of the multiverse.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #467 on: March 31, 2009, 02:54:54 PM »

 :nyoro~n: Well, at least he didn't get it on the hyper-walls.

On the subject of vomiting, apparently I am the loudest vomiter than most people have ever heard. Now you know.
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« Reply #468 on: March 31, 2009, 09:05:05 PM »

Guys, I just got off the phone with the Büge of Zur-En-Arrh.

It's Brent-Prime. He's... he's puking on the walls of the multiverse.

...hate myself so much for laughing.
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« Reply #469 on: March 31, 2009, 09:07:21 PM »

:thad: I hate me all.
:vampire: Fuck you too, Prime.
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« Reply #470 on: March 31, 2009, 09:11:23 PM »

...fuck, why did I hit Post BEFORE Split?

Fixed.  Accidentally splitmerged into wrong topic.  Fixed.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #471 on: April 04, 2009, 12:33:13 PM »

http://doomisalotofmetal.ytmnd.com/

If I hear that Doom one more time...
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #472 on: April 05, 2009, 09:35:15 AM »

DooM was created by Metalheads?  :ohshi~:

We're through the looking glass here, people.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #473 on: April 05, 2009, 09:54:05 AM »

I had to read the Friar's tale for Chaucer class, and oh my lord, it was the worst tale I've read so far.  It was so lame and dumb and had very little going on.  "Once there was a shitty summoner who stole and then later his soul is taken to hell by the devil who tricked him in 3 seconds the end."  That's the story.  Right there.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #474 on: April 07, 2009, 05:23:50 PM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #475 on: April 07, 2009, 06:03:20 PM »

With a wide variety of attachments.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #476 on: April 07, 2009, 08:23:57 PM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #477 on: April 08, 2009, 11:16:47 AM »

My checkbook arrived today. It has my current address on all the cheques. I'm moving to a new address in a month.  :facepalm:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #478 on: April 09, 2009, 05:20:00 PM »

Joss Whedon used to write for Roseanne.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #479 on: April 09, 2009, 06:02:49 PM »

Joss Whedon used to write for Roseanne.

I've always wanted to go back and watch the episodes he wrote, not enough to actually do it though.
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