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Mothra

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #880 on: December 01, 2009, 01:08:22 PM »

That I been on these forums only once since the great migration and I don't get the new theme. I do like dinosaurs, though. :MENDOZAAAAA:

Folks mostly just got sick of the current one, so we're changing it. I'm (slowly) working with some new themes hereabouts if you wanted to suggest something or wait till the vote goes up.

In the meantime we're rolling with this until I get all the mockups out the door. It is Bronto simply because dinosaurs are awesome and I've watched Jurassic Park an unhealthy number of times and the word "brontoforumus" is unusually fun to say so that's what we're sticking with for now. I'm getting a touched-up version of this fucker up tonight or tomorrow.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #881 on: December 01, 2009, 03:54:38 PM »

That covering a cats head with a towel will calm them down enough that they won't go ballistic when trimming nails.

Does it work with people too?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #882 on: December 01, 2009, 05:33:46 PM »

I dunno, why would you be trimming another persons nails?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #883 on: December 01, 2009, 06:40:57 PM »

because you are a manicurist

an actual job
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #884 on: December 01, 2009, 06:46:05 PM »

I just had a mental image of a salon where the workers throw towels over your head without warning and burly men strap you into a chair... then you get a regular manicure (while struggling) from an airheaded blonde.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #885 on: December 01, 2009, 07:02:43 PM »

Searching for Burly Men to strap you to a chair...

Burly Men found.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #886 on: December 01, 2009, 07:06:53 PM »

Now all I can think of is this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0LPEbjisWI
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #887 on: December 01, 2009, 07:37:20 PM »

Jesus, now all I can think about is how I owned Braindead 13. I could never get past the Football Frankenstein.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #888 on: December 01, 2009, 08:21:31 PM »

The the Atlus D Shop has really awesome Persona necklaces that are only available during the dark hour JST.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #889 on: December 01, 2009, 09:25:25 PM »

My girlfriend went to a concert tonight. It was the quartet from Scrubs singing and making toys sing. It was their first live concert of a small tour they are doing.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #890 on: December 01, 2009, 11:40:48 PM »

My girlfriend went to a concert tonight. It was the quartet from Scrubs singing and making toys sing. It was their first live concert of a small tour they are doing.

Huh. My girlfriend went to that when they were in Philly. She bought the CD.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #891 on: December 02, 2009, 06:26:14 PM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #892 on: December 02, 2009, 07:03:54 PM »

Komodo dragons travel in packs.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #893 on: December 02, 2009, 07:41:24 PM »

I learned that blue vampires make my pee-pee hard
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #894 on: December 02, 2009, 08:51:11 PM »

That must've added a new level of challenge to LPing Castlevania: Bloodlines.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #895 on: December 03, 2009, 12:54:15 PM »

My ex-stalker is getting married!
To a guy she started dating a week ago.
That's she's known for a month.
And is moving out of state.

 :victory:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #896 on: December 03, 2009, 03:44:34 PM »

Interesting.

That happened to my best friend's sister. She met this guy online, they uh, e-dated for a while and then she moved to go live with him and get married.

It's not a good situation though. First of all, she's pretty much at the mercy of his family and scuttlebutt has it that they're pressuring her to convert to Islam. She doesn't get any unmonitored contact with her family and she doesn't have anyone to turn to since she and these people live in New Mexico, the Tatooine of the USA. Unfortunately, she's the kind of person who doesn't like having her decisions called into question, so when my BFF does get to talk to her, you can imagine how strained and awkward the conversations are.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #897 on: December 07, 2009, 11:12:33 AM »

I just discovered that Kraft makes avocado-free guacamole.

Somewhere, a dog is walking backwards and meowing like a cat.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #898 on: December 12, 2009, 10:21:12 PM »

That James Cameron's Avatar is not in fact a movie adaptation of the Last Airbender.

Seriously, I wasn't following the news about this new Waterworld or whatever the hell, and thought it was a cartoon adaptation. 
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #899 on: December 12, 2009, 11:08:01 PM »

It's confusing because of the actual live-action movie adaptation of Avatar that everybody keeps bitching about.
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