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Misha

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #940 on: January 31, 2010, 10:52:17 AM »

They don't work because you can't highlight.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #941 on: January 31, 2010, 10:59:46 AM »

Oh.  Thought he was saying that they didn't obscure the text, or something.
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #942 on: January 31, 2010, 11:00:56 AM »

Wow.  What the hell phone has a browser, but can't interpret a simple color format thing?
They don't work because you can't highlight.

I don't think that's the case.  If the forum detects that you're browsing from a certain type of mobile browser, it presents the boards in a much simpler way without any pictures or text formatting.  In this case, spoilers just appear unblocked.  This was how it worked with my old phone.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #943 on: January 31, 2010, 11:06:15 AM »

Scholars will argue for years over the interpretation of the last words of the great Ted Belmont.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #944 on: January 31, 2010, 11:28:38 AM »

Mobile-content version of phpBB just throws out all tags.

You can get third-party browsers for most phones that'll attempt to render it like a PC but eeeeeh.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #945 on: January 31, 2010, 12:15:54 PM »

Yeah, it just shows all the text unblocked. So I got bits of the end of ME2 spoiled :/
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #946 on: January 31, 2010, 12:41:56 PM »

Huh.  Forums work perfectly on my G1.
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #947 on: January 31, 2010, 03:40:55 PM »

Code: [Select]
Range of Percent Body Fat in Different People
(Percent body fat found through the method of underwater immersion testing)
Men Women
Fattest Covert has tested 55% 68%
Average American 22% 32%
Healthy normal*:  
   African-American 12% 19%
   Asian 18% 25%
   Caucasian 15% 22%
Top Athletes 3-12% 10-18%
Leanest Covert has tested 1% 6%

*The bones of African-Americans tend to be dense and so they sink easily in water. On the other hand, the bones of Asians are
light and porous so they tend to float. To allow for these differences, healthy African-Americans should have a lower percent
body fat than Asians and Caucasians, while Asians should have a higher percent body fat than African-Americans and
Caucasians.

That bit at the bottom got me because I remember discussing innate racials (to borrow a term from you nerds) with the channel the other day and someone threw out "black people can't swim!" which sounded nuts to me.  I guess if you sink like a rock every time you get in the water though, yeah, you'll have some trouble learning to swim.  Then again I've never known any Asians to be particularly good swimmers?  Maybe floating too easily is just as much a disadvantage.  God knows Mark Spitz and Michael Phelps are both the whitest motherfuckers on the planet, so I guess it's just a delicate balance thing.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #948 on: January 31, 2010, 05:27:09 PM »

Wii fit has my BMI at like...33%?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #949 on: January 31, 2010, 05:45:03 PM »

Fucking fatass asians taking up space on the wave pool eatin' their dang fried dough
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #950 on: February 08, 2010, 08:44:10 AM »

Popcorn that expired in April 2008 will still pop, but will not taste good.

ETA:  And Legal Counsel will send someone over to ask if everyone's okay, because what is that terrible smell.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #951 on: February 08, 2010, 12:42:27 PM »

The true meaning of terror.
http://www.viddler.com/explore/Frocto/videos/24/

This is what I have been doing instead of LPing


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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #952 on: February 08, 2010, 12:46:49 PM »

oh for

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #953 on: February 08, 2010, 12:50:54 PM »

what is this link should I watch it at work
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #954 on: February 08, 2010, 12:52:01 PM »

MCE NO

EVERYONE JUST

LET'S JUST MOVE PAST THIS
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #955 on: February 08, 2010, 12:52:27 PM »

but my curiosity
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #956 on: February 08, 2010, 01:00:32 PM »

Hilarious!  I'd heard of that movie.  I'm so surprised that that's by the guy who did Shadow of the Vampire, which is wonderful.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #957 on: February 08, 2010, 01:33:21 PM »

Until now, I just thought my upstairs neighbor was on drugs. Today I found out that he's actually a drug dealer.
 :mystery:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #958 on: February 08, 2010, 11:54:17 PM »

Today I attended a lecture by Professor Griff, formerly of Public Enemy!

I learned that the Illuminati criminalized hip-hop by either buying up or killing off all the rap artists who wouldn't work with them towards their agenda of criminalizing hip-hop, because real rap fills the full spectrum of the body's chakras, including the pituitary gland. Those who joined forces with them participated in occult rituals to seal their agreement. This is why Jay-Z and Lady Gaga exhibit wanton Freemason symbolism.

To be fair to the man: this is a real shirt from Jay-Z's clothing line.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #959 on: February 09, 2010, 12:15:46 AM »

Probably accurate
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