Topic: What I learned today! (Read 195238 times)

Büge · « **Reply #1020 on:** March 16, 2010, 09:11:08 AM »

Quote from: Catloaf on March 16, 2010, 08:59:19 AM

Ted, your girlfriend is going to be kidnapped. And you are going to have to fistfight your way to saving her. Start training.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1021 on:** March 16, 2010, 04:22:39 PM »

Not only is Chuck Berry still alive...

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Currently, Berry usually performs one Wednesday each month at Blueberry Hill, a restaurant and bar located in the Delmar Loop neighborhood in St. Louis.

HOLY SHIT.

I never thought I'd say this, but I want to be in St. Louis RIGHT NOW.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #1022 on:** March 16, 2010, 04:34:23 PM »

Lottel · « **Reply #1023 on:** March 16, 2010, 05:30:47 PM »

Well, maybe he is more like this The Mayor:

Büge · « **Reply #1024 on:** March 16, 2010, 05:46:13 PM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on March 16, 2010, 04:34:23 PM

Who?

Remember that scene where Marty McFly plays "Johnny B. Goode" in Back to the Future?

Chuck Berry was the guy the bandleader called on the phone.

yyler · « **Reply #1025 on:** March 16, 2010, 05:52:26 PM »

How does anyone not know who Chuck Berry is? Jesus Christ

Büge · « **Reply #1026 on:** March 16, 2010, 06:00:45 PM »

Just in case you haven't seen it:

http://s235.photobucket.com/albums/ee65/nixa_182/?action=view&current=BackToTheFutureJohnnyBGoodeScene.flv

EDIT: goddamn it photobucket

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #1027 on:** March 16, 2010, 06:17:14 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on March 16, 2010, 04:22:39 PM

Not only is Chuck Berry still alive...

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Currently, Berry usually performs one Wednesday each month at Blueberry Hill, a restaurant and bar located in the Delmar Loop neighborhood in St. Louis.

HOLY SHIT.

I never thought I'd say this, but I want to be in St. Louis RIGHT NOW.

I'll meet you there tomorrow at 7. Don't tell Starr.

Büge · « **Reply #1028 on:** March 17, 2010, 06:42:12 AM »

I learned that quinoa grains survive their travel through the human digestive system.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1029 on:** March 17, 2010, 07:03:52 AM »

Quote from: Lotton Brown on March 16, 2010, 05:30:47 PM

Well, maybe he is more like this The Mayor:

Well, he rides a Harley and runs a factory that makes rifle ammunition, so I'm gonna have to go with 'no'.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1030 on:** March 17, 2010, 07:07:52 AM »

So... he really is more like

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #1031 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:53:59 AM »

There's a punctuation mark called the Interrobang‽ Who knew‽

R^2 · « **Reply #1032 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:29:48 AM »

My Food Safety & Sanitation course has begun interfering with meals.

When I sat down to my lunch from the Canyon.mid Cafe, I looked at my teriyaki chicken and thought "If this is underdone, there's a serious risk of salmonella."

"And if this fried rice has been sitting out, that's bacillus cereus business." (Yes, if R^2 makes a pun and there's no one around to hear it, it's still bad.)

"...and this eggroll clearly wasn't hot-held. I wonder if it was fried or..." *chew* "microwaved fewer than four hours ago."

Maybe I should just stop eating there, but I imagine it's something that will be at the back of my mind no matter where I am.

R^2 · « **Reply #1033 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:31:02 AM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on March 18, 2010, 09:53:59 AM

There's a punctuation mark called the Interrobang‽ Who knew‽

For people who are too lazy to put down two exclamation marks when they ask a question with emphasis?!

That looks too fiddly to worry with anyway.

Thad · « **Reply #1034 on:** March 18, 2010, 09:29:08 PM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on March 18, 2010, 09:53:59 AM

There's a punctuation mark called the Interrobang‽ Who knew‽

Quote from: Thad on January 02, 2009, 09:31:33 PM

"So you see," said Thad, "we need your help."

"Aren't you the guy who punched me in the face a couple of months ago?" asked Bill Gates.

"Yeah," said Thad. "Because of DriveSpace."

"Oh," said Bill Gates. "Yeah, fair enough."

Then, suddenly, there was a loud "ZZT" sound and his body convulsed. "I mean, WHAT?!" he interrobanged. "DriveSpace is the single greatest accomplishment in the history of man! Like all Microsoft products!"

Büge · « **Reply #1035 on:** March 25, 2010, 06:50:48 AM »

I have seen something I'm not sure how to describe.

I was riding on the bus and I saw someone's graffiti scratched into the seat back. It read "Kate <3's Brianne". This wouldn't have been unusual, except it was written exactly as I just described.

not like this

but like this

It bothered me in a way I'm not sure I can articulate.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1036 on:** March 25, 2010, 07:24:27 AM »

It wasn't written on an asian woman's chest? Horrible!

Actually, seeing an ascii heart drawn / written isn't that uncommon. What you should be really concerned about is that there are some cute, nerdy lesbians nearby.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1037 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:20:01 AM »

How to use the browser on my new phone (blackberry). Useful in a pinch I guess, but man what a pain in The ass!

SCD · « **Reply #1038 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:25:23 PM »

I find that they're only useful for reading conservative blogs on the bus. The funnier, the better.

TA · « **Reply #1039 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:30:45 PM »

I've taken to throwing .html e-books on some webspace, pointing my G1's browser at it, and then I have reading material if I'm waiting for something.

Also, if I need to look something up. IMDB an actor while watching a movie, or such.

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