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Author Topic: What I learned today!  (Read 194924 times)

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1140 on: April 28, 2010, 08:09:14 PM »

Yeah, typing can be pretty hard sometimes.
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1141 on: April 29, 2010, 05:42:56 AM »

I type waaaaaaaay faster than I write.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1142 on: April 29, 2010, 06:45:58 AM »

Tablet PC's rule. I just-purchased one from eBay the other week with a small portion of my tax return. I am handwriting this post, as well as my notes for my final. This is nice.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1143 on: April 29, 2010, 06:52:40 AM »

If you just learned that today, it might not be as true as you think.

In 2010, the united states government blasted deposed dictator lottel's mansion with modern pop songs by the band "Insane Clown Posse". After the third playing of Miracles, shortly after the line "Fuckin' scientists, always lyin' and gettin' me pissed", Lottel surrendered himself to authorities.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1144 on: April 29, 2010, 06:57:36 AM »

Insane Clown Posse? Wow. The Government is made of JERKS
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1145 on: April 29, 2010, 07:09:34 AM »

Well, stop being a drug dealer and a fascist and you won't have to suffer through that.

SIDE NOTE: As bad and ridiculous as the song "Miracles" is, it's still better than most of ICP's discography.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1146 on: April 30, 2010, 01:40:29 PM »

I should be using my rabbit's poops as fertilizer.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1147 on: May 02, 2010, 11:23:00 PM »

I learned that playing Rock Band sober is less entertaining than packing it away.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1148 on: May 02, 2010, 11:27:28 PM »

I learned that I have been conditioned to expect that every new account here to actually be Cyan Prime whether there's evidence for it or not. This is the problem with persistently banning someone dedicated to the cause of ban-evasion: there's a threshold beyond which the cure is worse than the sickness.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1149 on: May 03, 2010, 06:29:54 PM »

...oh snap, Boondocks got picked up for a third season?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1150 on: May 03, 2010, 09:45:29 PM »

Jason Richardson's head-shot looks like Shaq. I don't think TNT bothered to change the pictures from last years playoffs.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1151 on: May 05, 2010, 02:43:45 PM »

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The first known car bomb was actually a horse-drawn wagon, detonated in 1920 in New York’s financial district, killing 38 and wounding 143. The cart was loaded with 100 pounds of dynamite and cast-iron weights, and was triggered by a timer in front of J.P. Morgan & Co. bank. Investigators attempted to trace the culprit by tracking down the blacksmith who had cared for the horse, and eventually linked the event to Mario Buda, an Italian anarchist trained in explosives.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1152 on: May 05, 2010, 03:22:26 PM »


But-a how did-a they know it was-a me?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1153 on: May 11, 2010, 05:59:23 PM »

That the last surviving Veteran of the Crimean War was a tortoise.

I couldn't decide on whether to post this here or in the DAWWWWWWWWW thread.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1154 on: May 11, 2010, 06:22:51 PM »

Crimea river.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1155 on: May 11, 2010, 06:30:05 PM »

IMA HIT YOU.

EDIT: I can't believe you didn't make a joke about the gender misidentification.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1156 on: May 11, 2010, 08:53:29 PM »

That my mother supports Sheriff Joe
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1157 on: May 11, 2010, 08:55:54 PM »

Today I learned that even my psychiatrist thinks it's a good thing that I don't get attached to people.

Hah! And everyone else just said I was antisocial.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1158 on: May 12, 2010, 02:57:06 AM »

That's really.... :sadpanda:

That seems ridiculous to me. I mean know some folks don't get on well with others, but in my experience that just means they need to be incredibly selective in their friendships.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1159 on: May 12, 2010, 06:27:59 AM »

That my mother supports Sheriff Joe
Oh, I can one up that. My dad is reading Palin's book. Like, seriously. As in, when I said "Jesus Christ, is THAT Sarah Palin's book?" and he said "Yeah, if you're interested in what she said, you can see it when I'm done."
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