Topic: What I learned today! (Read 194907 times)

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1160 on:** May 12, 2010, 07:00:16 AM »

My girlfriend taught me how to tell if a girl is wearing a thong today.

Catloaf · « **Reply #1161 on:** May 12, 2010, 07:46:27 AM »

Now I'm curious, do tell.

Joxam · « **Reply #1162 on:** May 12, 2010, 09:18:30 AM »

Its not rocket science, guys.

Niku · « **Reply #1163 on:** May 12, 2010, 09:34:19 AM »

does she walk like she has something stuck up her ass

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #1164 on:** May 12, 2010, 09:55:16 AM »

look at her crotch if there is a thong there then she is wearing a thong

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1165 on:** May 12, 2010, 10:54:56 AM »

If a girl is wearing shorts and a thong her shorts will probably go up the crack of her ass because the thong won't stop them!

Mongrel · « **Reply #1166 on:** May 12, 2010, 11:14:04 AM »

Quote from: Miss Cat Ears on May 12, 2010, 09:55:16 AM

look at her crotch if there is a thong there then she is wearing a thong

Yeah, I don't see what's so hard about this guys.

_{(huh huh he said 'hard')}

R^2 · « **Reply #1167 on:** May 12, 2010, 11:59:31 AM »

Buerre blanc isn't worth all the goddamned effort to make and hold.

A² · « **Reply #1168 on:** May 12, 2010, 12:38:58 PM »

Quote from: Defenestration on May 12, 2010, 06:27:59 AM

Quote from: Lypoie on May 11, 2010, 08:53:29 PM
That my mother supports Sheriff Joe
Oh, I can one up that. My dad is reading Palin's book. Like, seriously. As in, when I said "Jesus Christ, is THAT Sarah Palin's book?" and he said "Yeah, if you're interested in what she said, you can see it when I'm done."

The really fucked up part is those disabled people who died under his care because of a complete lack of understanding that they had special needs that were required by federal law to give them

I went through the same thing, a school district tried to just not give me anything, even with the papers, even when proven that I needed them to function, and tried to have me arrested and thrown in jail as a delinquent instead.

So yeah, real fucked up from my POV.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #1169 on:** May 12, 2010, 01:56:52 PM »

In less distressing news: I discovered the greatest pancake-related invention ever conceived the other day.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1170 on:** May 12, 2010, 02:17:12 PM »

I accidentally used too much vegie oil when making pancakes the other day.

I have since eaten nothing but fluffy fried dough.

TA · « **Reply #1171 on:** May 12, 2010, 02:23:25 PM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on May 12, 2010, 01:56:52 PM

In less distressing news: I discovered the greatest pancake-related invention ever conceived the other day.

That sounds absolutely abysmal. It's the Cheez Whiz of pancake batters.

Fortunately, my local Safeway is listed as stocking it. I'll have to try it out.

Kayma · « **Reply #1172 on:** May 12, 2010, 02:29:01 PM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on May 12, 2010, 01:56:52 PM

In less distressing news: I discovered the greatest pancake-related invention ever conceived the other day.

!

They sell this in my area. I will investigate and report back.[

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1173 on:** May 12, 2010, 02:55:56 PM »

As soon as the webpage loaded it started singing at me so I hope all you Batter Blaster apologists get cancer and die.

Büge · « **Reply #1174 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:24:29 PM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on May 12, 2010, 01:56:52 PM

In less distressing news: I discovered the greatest pancake-related invention ever conceived the other day.

Nothing will outclass the crepe spatula.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1175 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:35:30 PM »

How to make these boards tolerable on Opera Mini.

Catloaf · « **Reply #1176 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:48:19 PM »

I've known about that stuff for months if not even a few years now. I've been too afraid to try it though. I didn't realize until now that it was organic batter that it blasted, making it even more of a dick joke.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #1177 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:09:12 PM »

I know, it seems weird, but it's really not. It's normal pancake batter (with maybe a little too much sugar), and the aerosol can makes it come out nice and perfectly pancake-shaped.

Guys it is so easy to use, you have no idea. These pancakes, they're easier to make than instant ramen cups.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #1178 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:01:40 PM »

I was thinking "well this is okay but pancakes kind of suck" then i saw their suggestion for pumpkin pancakes and pumpkin _____ is always the best kind of _____

R^2 · « **Reply #1179 on:** May 12, 2010, 09:14:44 PM »

That's awfully strong language for kitchen gear, Buge.

Unrelated: boy that thinning hair sure seems to be in a particularly male pattern.

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