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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1200 on: May 21, 2010, 07:47:38 AM »

That Paul Dini is married to Zatanna

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1201 on: May 22, 2010, 12:50:07 PM »

That if food-processed sufficiently, even dry roasted peanuts will turn into peanut butter.

I mean I knew raw peanuts would do that but I thought the roasting process would get enough of the oil out.  Turns out, nope!  Making real peanut flour requires industrial equipment.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1202 on: May 22, 2010, 03:15:32 PM »

Or maybe letting it dehydrate and then running the brittle through the machine again?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1203 on: May 22, 2010, 03:24:03 PM »

It's not a hydration issue.  It's oil.  You need a big ol' thing to press all the oil out.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1204 on: May 22, 2010, 05:29:38 PM »

That currency exchanges use the symbol руб for Russian Rubles.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1205 on: June 01, 2010, 11:34:20 AM »

Yuengling isn't a Chinese company.  It was founded by German immigrants.  It's an Americanization of Jüngling.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1206 on: June 01, 2010, 05:54:55 PM »

Yuengling isn't a Chinese company.  It was founded by German immigrants.  It's an Americanization of Jüngling.
And it was killed by Anakin Skywalker.





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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1207 on: June 01, 2010, 05:55:41 PM »

I didn't know until just recently that it's kind of hard to get Yuengling in areas that are not Pennsylvania.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1208 on: June 01, 2010, 06:17:37 PM »

I didn't know until just recently that it's kind of hard to get Yuengling in areas that are not Pennsylvania.

It flows like water down here in the DC area.  Maybe it's a mid-atlantic thing?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1209 on: June 01, 2010, 07:12:08 PM »

Quote from: Yuengling's Website
Where does the brewery distribute beer?
The brewery currently distributes its products in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, Delaware, Maryland, Washington D.C., Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, South Carolina & Alabama. We have been reopening markets and opening new territories to distribute Yuengling beers
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1210 on: June 01, 2010, 08:13:43 PM »

The real question is who on earth likes the stuff. It's awful.

Then again I like Natty Bo of all things, so I'm one to talk.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1211 on: June 01, 2010, 09:44:30 PM »

I learned that whatever the fuck you are talking about is a beer.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1212 on: June 01, 2010, 09:48:05 PM »

Then again I like Natty Bo of all things, so I'm one to talk.

oh COME ON man, you don't even live in Baltimore anymore!  that's the only excuse!
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1213 on: June 02, 2010, 02:50:48 AM »

I know! I don't even know why! It's terrible cheap pisswater.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1214 on: June 02, 2010, 10:00:06 PM »

We're on html standard sizes now.  6 is actually really big.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1215 on: June 03, 2010, 08:27:17 AM »

Yueieueuengling is widely available in Georgia even though it's not on The List. Not that I buy it, it's just there.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1216 on: June 03, 2010, 09:57:08 AM »

That people for some reason care about the availability of awful products.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1217 on: June 03, 2010, 10:13:50 AM »

Apparently furries love to draw art of Dead Space as a furry game, where Isaac is a furry and all the monsters are Furries and the other teammates are Furries and shit like "Yiff murr yiff" are written on the walls in addition to shoot the limbs and fuck this ship.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1218 on: June 03, 2010, 09:10:18 PM »

I learned that whatever the fuck you are talking about is a beer.

I had one with Stef!

Several, actually.

I wrote about it in a KateStory.

She asked me to please stop writing about her in KateStories.

Good times.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1219 on: June 03, 2010, 09:26:29 PM »

Talked to my ex for a while tonight.
I am a lot better off than her with all of this I think it's mostly because it wasn't my idea and nothing I can do can change it. She is freaking out all the time and really wants to get back together but she won't. So whatever.
It was a weird talk.  She also kind of resents me now. . One because I am doing better. And two...  Ok. We haven't really seen much of each other since last summer because of school and me without a license and we fought over Christmas break. And I've changed a lot since last summer. I am apparently even MORE of what she wants now. I'm MORE desirable than ever. And she hates the fact she found that out right after she dumped me. I gently reminded her that if she didn't dump me within minutes of getting home she'd have known that earlier. She admitted that was true.
So yeah.  One of two things will happen. Either she will want to get back together with me or she will try to avoid me. And we both know the second won't work.

tl;dr: Lottel is doing great on his own and has become more desirable to his ex, who is starting to resent him for being awesome.


EDIT: Just got some texts. Guess who is super desirable to all of his ex's friends? Apparently, she had been telling stories the whole relationship and now they are incredibly interested.   Yeah. Tonight was a good night.
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