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Author Topic: What I learned today!  (Read 194943 times)

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1700 on: May 31, 2011, 05:31:34 PM »

Stay a while and DIE
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1701 on: May 31, 2011, 05:55:30 PM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1702 on: May 31, 2011, 06:18:04 PM »

Cain tells you that Adria (the grossly overacting witch who sells you magical stuff) escaped Tristram, and apparently she's been confirmed to appear in Diablo 3.  Whether Adria will appear ALIVE AND WELL in Diablo 3 is not confirmed.  Diablo's story is basically built around the concept of having to put down former good guys.

Also I'm probably not the first person to point out that Cain is remarkably well composed for someone who was supposedly trapped in a swinging cage for several weeks surrounded by the zombified remains of everyone he knew.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1703 on: May 31, 2011, 06:26:11 PM »

You're stuck in a cage surrounded by zombies and demons for three days and it haunts you the rest of your life. Do it for a month and you're over it by the time rescue arrives.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1704 on: May 31, 2011, 06:30:03 PM »

Diablo's story is basically built around the concept of having to put down former good guys.

hey that reminds me of world of warcraft and starcraft
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1705 on: May 31, 2011, 06:31:53 PM »

Blizzard never really left the 90s behind.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1706 on: May 31, 2011, 08:04:22 PM »

As I showed in the Starcraft thread, Blizzard only knows one storyline.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1707 on: May 31, 2011, 09:12:24 PM »

If it ain't broke...
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1708 on: May 31, 2011, 10:06:17 PM »

Corrupt it and turn it into your dark minion?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1709 on: June 02, 2011, 10:59:48 AM »

I learned that there's a caffeinated wine in Scotland called Buckfast Tonic.



Apparently it's quite popular.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1710 on: June 02, 2011, 01:05:18 PM »

I feel like a caffeinated wine is always going to be a very trashy drink.  I don't know why those silly Brits insist on giving it a faux-fancy name.  Here, you buy something called 4Loko or Joose, you know that whatever is in there is gonna be wretched, but Buckfast Tonic is very pretentious.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1711 on: June 02, 2011, 02:10:58 PM »

England.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1712 on: June 02, 2011, 02:19:34 PM »

Well, it is brewed by monks at Buckfast Abbey...
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1713 on: June 02, 2011, 03:57:33 PM »

I like coffee beer.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1714 on: June 05, 2011, 12:34:53 PM »

Buckfast is sold here in Northern Ireland too. It's the top choice for getting drunk cheaply: the unofficial slogan is "Buckfast gets you fucked fast".

It's not the least classy drink I've heard of, though. That award  goes to the Bucky Shake, a cocktail made with Buckfast and milk.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1715 on: June 05, 2011, 01:06:01 PM »

Yesterday I had a turkey sandwich for the first time in a while. The package was new. I opened and made a sandwich while watching TV.
Today I go to make another sandwich and glanced at the turkey first.

The back was black. It expired in April.


Good bye, everyone.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1716 on: June 05, 2011, 04:45:44 PM »

That there's actually such a thing as Kool-Aid Pickles.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1717 on: June 13, 2011, 04:53:56 PM »

One medical mystery solved! Last day or so I've woken up with blood in my mouth. No coughing or anything so it wasn't my lungs.
WELL! Last night I had "an episode" and kind of woke up with blood in my mouth. Turns out in addition to constantly clenching my jaw, at times I suck really hard on my mouth. Hard enough to rupture something and draw blood.

NOW THAT I KNOW, IT'S EASIER TO DEAL WITH.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1718 on: June 13, 2011, 06:10:06 PM »

You're whatever X-Man that has a black hole inside of him. It explains everything.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #1719 on: June 13, 2011, 06:16:43 PM »

xorn

he was actually magneto
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