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Author Topic: What I learned today!  (Read 195294 times)

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #420 on: March 14, 2009, 07:34:15 PM »

Sticking the image in Photoshop gives an RGB of 206, 46, 47 for the swatch on the left, and 206, 47, 54 for the swatch on the right.  The Magic Wand tolerance needs to be at least 8 before it'll select both.  So at least in that image, they are different.
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #421 on: March 14, 2009, 07:34:52 PM »

The joke, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If it had, it would've run. Iron_Mongrel was the eye of our rage. And through him, our captain Ahab, we would set things right again. That day we loved him.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #422 on: March 14, 2009, 08:11:00 PM »

:THATWAY: GIFS
:THATWAY: HAVE
:THATWAY: THEIR OWN
:THATWAY: PALETTES!!!!!

You can render any 24-bit color with a gif, just not more than 256 of them in the same file.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #423 on: March 14, 2009, 08:22:49 PM »

This one is better.

That one was funnier before I noticed the comma between "Helping" and "Mama" and the wonderful, disturbing subtext was lost.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #424 on: March 15, 2009, 05:15:16 AM »

:THATWAY: GIFS
:THATWAY: HAVE
:THATWAY: THEIR OWN
:THATWAY: PALETTES!!!!!

You can render any 24-bit color with a gif, just not more than 256 of them in the same file.

But not by default.

Do you really think Maddox went and tweaked his file settings, or do you think he just hit "save as .gif" in MS Paint?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #425 on: March 15, 2009, 08:04:46 AM »

Given that the colors in the image actually are different, probably he didn't just hit "save as .gif".
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #426 on: March 15, 2009, 09:47:50 AM »

Iron Mongrel is arguing in his own reality again.

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #427 on: March 15, 2009, 10:03:56 AM »

It seems I'm mistaken: I just loaded that gif in Photoshop and they're actually the colour the numbers say. I could have sworn that the last time I did this the second colour was off due to his saving as GIF and losing colour quality, making the two different enough to be perceptible. It seems that either I'm remembering wrong, or I'm remembering right and he fixed the image after a slew of smarty-pants complaints.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #428 on: March 15, 2009, 10:29:46 AM »

Do you really think Maddox went and tweaked his file settings, or do you think he just hit "save as .gif" in MS Paint?

A 10-second glance at his site suggests he knows how to use an actual image editor, for better or worse.

Optimized is the default in Photoshop, by the way.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #429 on: March 15, 2009, 11:03:06 AM »

Iron Mongrel is arguing in his own reality again.

It's the best place to argue! I always win there!

Amateurs.

It seems I'm mistaken: I just loaded that gif in Photoshop and they're actually the colour the numbers say. I could have sworn that the last time I did this the second colour was off due to his saving as GIF and losing colour quality, making the two different enough to be perceptible. It seems that either I'm remembering wrong, or I'm remembering right and he fixed the image after a slew of smarty-pants complaints.

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRUSTING ANY OF YOU.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #430 on: March 15, 2009, 01:46:38 PM »

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRUSTING ANY OF YOU.
Dude, IM, have you ever put bengay on your junk? Feels great.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #431 on: March 15, 2009, 07:27:41 PM »

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TRUSTING ANY OF YOU.
Dude, IM, have you ever put bengay on your junk? Feels great.

I know a guy who nair-ed his balls once.

HILARITY.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #432 on: March 15, 2009, 07:43:46 PM »

I once shaved my balls


















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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #433 on: March 24, 2009, 06:27:02 PM »

Holy crap.  I just learned that there was basically no punctuation at all in the Middle Ages, or at least at the time when Chaucer was alive and writing.  Virtually all of the punctuation in the Canterbury Tales was put there by tons and tons of editors.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #434 on: March 24, 2009, 06:53:23 PM »

Don't you mean tonnes and tonnes of editors?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #435 on: March 24, 2009, 06:54:09 PM »

:3
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #436 on: March 24, 2009, 07:27:04 PM »

Edi-tors.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #437 on: March 24, 2009, 07:56:25 PM »

Editoores.  ....Edytors.  Editorres.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #438 on: March 24, 2009, 08:03:24 PM »

TONNES AYNDE TONNES OF THEYMME!
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #439 on: March 24, 2009, 08:07:30 PM »

HEY.  YOU DON'T THROW Y'S IN LIKE THAT.  But you can put them before any consonants. Like...Ycleped or cleped, both are fine.  Or.....hm...I can't think of any other examples off the top of my head, but you really don't throw Y's in randomly--only where I's would normally go or what I stated previously about consonants.
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