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Author Topic: What I learned today!  (Read 195281 times)

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #440 on: March 24, 2009, 08:11:58 PM »

OH MINE LADYE, I WAAS JOOST A-TROLLIYNGE.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #441 on: March 24, 2009, 08:13:00 PM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOOOO MANY I'S AND Y'SSSSS.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #442 on: March 24, 2009, 08:16:06 PM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #443 on: March 24, 2009, 08:20:27 PM »

 :ohgod:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #444 on: March 24, 2009, 10:04:53 PM »

IM sure does love making the ladies scream.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #445 on: March 24, 2009, 10:53:57 PM »

WYF?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #446 on: March 25, 2009, 03:22:25 AM »

IM sure does love making the ladies scream.

When I was a very small child, the most amusing part of my day was recess, when (among other things), I would scream and chase girls because... they screamed and ran away.

ENDLESSLY ENTERTAINING.

Actually, I'm pretty sure my relations with people still includes this dynamic.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #447 on: March 25, 2009, 07:11:37 AM »

Undreſse thy ſelf to free thee worlde of ſtryfe
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #448 on: March 25, 2009, 09:13:05 AM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #449 on: March 25, 2009, 05:13:19 PM »

HEY.  YOU DON'T THROW Y'S IN LIKE THAT.  But you can put them before any consonants. Like...Ycleped or cleped, both are fine.  Or.....hm...I can't think of any other examples off the top of my head, but you really don't throw Y's in randomly--only where I's would normally go or what I stated previously about consonants.

Guys, I'm back.  You can stop covering for me now.

(PS: :wuv:)
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #450 on: March 29, 2009, 12:04:14 PM »

I learned today that Bull sharks (and also apparently Greenland Sharks) are so brazen that they live in rivers.  Not brackish water near the mouth of a river, but way way way inland.  Hundreds of miles upstream and shit.  I find that to be totally fascinating and crazy. 
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #451 on: March 29, 2009, 12:11:55 PM »

so all the people who are swimming in rivers going "There's no way a shark is going to eat me I'm in a river not the ocean" are living a lie?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #452 on: March 29, 2009, 12:19:13 PM »

 :nyoro~n: Well, they're still living* the lie, so it can't be wrong most of the time.

I'd heard, actually, that Jaws was inspired by a case of a shark that swam upriver and ate attacked ate-ttacked a half dozen river bathers over the course of a few weeks.


*With all of their limbs attached even!
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #453 on: March 29, 2009, 12:33:03 PM »

I think I know what instance you're talking about Classic, but it was actually 3 people.  Anyway, yes they're living a lie.  The show I was watching on it even had this guy show a haul of his when he was fishing--he caught half a dozen small (prolly babies) bull sharks and then a bigger one that was like 5 or 6 feet long.  That was really far up the Mississippi River.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #454 on: March 29, 2009, 01:04:59 PM »

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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #455 on: March 29, 2009, 01:59:33 PM »

Basically the same thing.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #456 on: March 30, 2009, 04:59:20 AM »

Isn't the Mississippi fresh non-saltwater?
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #457 on: March 30, 2009, 05:06:52 AM »

It gets to collect all the waste from Minneapolis and St. Paul on its way down.

So it's organically fresh.  :perfect:
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #458 on: March 30, 2009, 08:30:07 AM »

Isn't the Mississippi fresh non-saltwater?

Buge, that was the point.  That bull sharks are going to eat you in lakes and rivers now.
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Re: What I learned today!
« Reply #459 on: March 31, 2009, 10:37:04 AM »

I just learned that I could projectile vomit.

And that in the future I should really take it easy on the lunch buffets.
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