Topic: What I learned today! (Read 195327 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #480 on:** April 09, 2009, 07:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Thad on April 09, 2009, 05:20:00 PM

Joss Whedon used to write for Roseanne.

So did Mark Rosewater.

Makes me wonder just what kind of horrifying retard cesspit WAS that place anyway?

A² · « **Reply #481 on:** April 10, 2009, 03:37:41 AM »

In the Toby Danger bit in Freakazoid, they got the voice actors for Dr Quest, Johnny, and Race to voice their parodies.

I always thought it was sound-alikes.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #482 on:** April 10, 2009, 08:04:10 AM »

I'm going to be honest: as much as I like Brock Samson, he never threw a barrel at it.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #483 on:** April 10, 2009, 02:08:56 PM »

Today I read the Clerk's Tale. It was a depressing tale of patient Grisilde, who basically goes through all kinds of hell for her douche husband. What struck me as weird though, was that the tale is written in a much different style than any other tale I've had to read for class. Instead of the regular AABBCCDD rhyme scheme, it's ABABCC. What the fuck kind of crazy rhyming is that? Anyway, it's called rime royal or something, and it's just bizarre. And then, what's more, at the end of the story there is this thing of questionable authorship called the Envoy De Chaucer. It's just fucking bizarre.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #484 on:** April 14, 2009, 03:34:53 PM »

In addition to laying the groundwork for our current wrecked economy and being an otherwise prick, Ronald Reagan also snitched on people during the communist witch hunt of the 50s.

Seriously, fuck Reagan. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Reagan.

Classic · « **Reply #485 on:** April 18, 2009, 09:26:14 PM »

The phrase "Cheap Date" is not commonly used to praise someone.

Thad · « **Reply #486 on:** April 18, 2009, 11:06:08 PM »

...I realized the other day that the acronyms of my day job and my freelance job are FAT and ASS, respectively.

A² · « **Reply #487 on:** April 19, 2009, 12:02:08 AM »

You're such a fatass it took you that long to figure it out?

Detonator · « **Reply #488 on:** April 19, 2009, 12:12:26 AM »

Quote from: Misha on April 19, 2009, 12:02:08 AM

You're such a fatass it took you that long to figure it out?

That makes no sense. Why would the fatness of his ass make him stupid?

Kazz · « **Reply #489 on:** April 19, 2009, 01:34:55 AM »

Yeah, Lyrai. Stop being such a fatass.

A² · « **Reply #490 on:** April 19, 2009, 05:28:48 AM »

Kazz, we've all seen your fatass!

Friday · « **Reply #491 on:** April 19, 2009, 10:59:19 AM »

and it was glorious

Classic · « **Reply #492 on:** April 19, 2009, 11:08:45 AM »

McDohl · « **Reply #493 on:** April 21, 2009, 11:57:19 AM »

After all the secession talk, I feel this is warranted.

TA, I sincerely apologize to you for mildly despising you for hating Texas purely for the reason of "those people are crazy". Now, not everyone in Texas is crazy, but a few people who wield power that they, by all rights, shouldn't. So, yeah.

Your distaste for people from the Lone Star State, while not completely justified, is understandable.

Now, instead of writing Katestories about punching George Dubyah in the face, we can write Katestories about punching Sheriff Joe and Rick Perry in the face.

Arc · « **Reply #494 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:18:59 PM »

One out of every five Texans are uncrazy.

Another one out of every five Texans can be labeled crazy, but are actually just trying to Keep Austin Weird™.

The other three out of five Texans are no different from anyone else in the South, except they carry a vanity complex.

TA · « **Reply #495 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:50:30 PM »

And a concealed weapon.

Arc · « **Reply #496 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:53:48 PM »

Let's not repeat ourselves.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Brentai · « **Reply #497 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:06:14 PM »

I don't like Texas very much but I rather like most actual Texans.

(The reverse of course holds true for where I'm currently living.)

Lottel · « **Reply #498 on:** April 22, 2009, 11:38:18 AM »

I learned that I cannot be gay because of something in my eyes.

What the hell? What part of the eye specifies a preference for pussy?

Brentai · « **Reply #499 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:36:40 PM »

Quote from: Lottel on April 22, 2009, 11:38:18 AM

I learned that I cannot be gay because of something in my eyes.

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