Apologies to everyone, I fucked away the recording, and saved after I named him, so this is the best I can do.
Presenting Captain Adelbert Gronku, of the Alexandria Pluto Knights! It should be stated that Alexandria is a total matriarchy, so much that there is a separate order of knights exclusively for men. This order of knights being nine in number, including the Captain. Also, these other eight knights are the biggest screwups imaginable. Gronku calls a muster immediately to find the princess, and only two of them show up. And these are the two who Goku and Blank beat up for armor.
Classy.
They need some serious lessons in military bearing.
Gronku searches the entire accessible castle, and the princess is nowhere to be found!
Ha ha ha. Fat Fatty McFatterson can't handle a jog up several stories of castle tower.
We're sorry, Gronku. Your princess is in another tower.
Huh. She's smiling. She was morose just a few minutes ago.
HOLY SHIT! SHE JUMPED!
...Garnet did it better than Yuna.
...Is it just me or does Gronku REALLY remind you of Heavy?
Well, this certainly cheered her up. Can't call her Princess Sadface anymore. Goku bravely chases after her, and they both land on top of the orchestra pit.
...TELL me he doesn't remind you of Heavy. Steiner gives chase, taking a cue from the other two!
...Uh...you're goin' the wrong way. Unless there's a Sandvich over there. I think that I should hunt down the Namingway card so I can rename him to Heavy.
SWORDVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Ouchu.
