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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #100 on: September 27, 2008, 02:07:18 PM »

Kazz III: You head NE into the octagonal room and then W into the room with the sandwich. On your way by, you smash the glass and eat the sandwich. It satisfies you in ways you hadn't known existed. You feel like you may never have to eat again.

You continue W into the room with the gunrack. Crash is here, holding a crystal rifle. The rack contains a gold rifle and a silver rifle.

Exits: E and W.

Items: A burning helmet, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #101 on: September 27, 2008, 02:08:38 PM »

Well, nothing really left to lose. Let's head South towards the stripe rooms again.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #102 on: September 27, 2008, 02:12:04 PM »

Yoji: You head S into the room where a dragon tail is embossed into the floor. You are facing south and looking into the next room, where the tail splits into three.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #103 on: September 27, 2008, 02:48:20 PM »

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I throw the rifle at Kazz's stupid head.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #104 on: September 27, 2008, 02:51:48 PM »

Brentai: The rifle bounces harmlessly off Kazz's stupid helmet.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #105 on: September 27, 2008, 03:13:16 PM »

Ha ha he said your helmet was stupid.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #106 on: September 27, 2008, 03:20:44 PM »

Brentai: You head west into the animal trophy room. Plush red leather chairs and books about hunting are scattered near/on large mohogany desks. A box of cigars rests on the mantle of a fake fireplace. There are two exits to this room, the one you just entered through and the one to the W, through which you can see a well organized library containing thousands of books.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #107 on: September 27, 2008, 04:31:38 PM »

get cigar, e, cut and light cigar on kazz's stupid helmet, put cigar in mouth, w, get hunting book, sit in chair, cross legs, read book
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #108 on: September 27, 2008, 04:42:38 PM »

Brentai: The cigar is a fine quality. You sit in the chair in the trophy room, reading quietly from the hand-written book, puffing a stogie...

If you don’t have one already, check out the new bow sights with fiber optic pins. They’re great in low light conditions during dawn and dusk. The Montana Black Gold is a tough, well made model to look at. However, check your local hunting regulations before hunting with any fiber-optic equipment, because some states don’t allow it. If you like friction calls, try one of the one handed push button models like Knight & Hale’s new Lonesome Hen. It minimizes movement, makes great sounds and lets you get to the gun easily. Always walk on the inside of any curves in the trail. This will help prevent game from seeing you as you come around the turn. When hunting local ducks that have been in the area for more than a week, it is best to keep calling to a minimum. Rely on soft quacks and feeding chuckles. Fun Bumpers: Pup's attitude toward training and retrieving is of paramount importance. One of the best ways to adjust Pup's attitude is with the use of Fun or Happy bumpers. Start and finish every session with these fun bumpers. Tease Pup with a bumper. While saying, "Hup, Hup, Hup!," and throwing it, let Pup chase it when it leaves your hand. Do not keep Pup steady but encourage him to chase. Keep a happy attitude yourself while doing this and Pup will always look forward to coming out and training. The diaphragm call is by far the hardest to master of all turkey calls, but is the best over call that you can use and requires no movement. Put out as many goose decoys as you can. Usually the more decoys you have, the more interested the geese are to land. TURKEY HUNTING SAFETY Many factors are important to a turkey hunter’s safety. Often overlooked is fatigue. Many early mornings in a row can cause us to be too tired to make quick, accurate decisions. Hunt when you can…rest when you need to. Buck or Doe? One of hunting’s most endearing debates centers on whether or not hunters can distinguish buck tracks from doe tracks. A fistful of tips should help tip the odds in your favor. First, concentrate on the width of the track rather than the length or overall size; invariably, buck tracks are wider than does. Second, the space between the rear tracks of bucks will be proportionately narrower than the front (the opposite is true of does). Reason being, bucks are more barrel-chested, while does are wider at the hips to bear offspring. Hand third, buck tracks are more blunt than doe tracks, presumably from extra scraping and pawing activity triggered by the rut. A final clue is the way bucks tend to drag their feet and swagger slightly, whereas does walk pigeon-toed and more upright. Incidentally, you’re looking at a whale of a buck if the rear tracks do not come close to overlapping the front tracks in the animal’s normal gait. Simply stated, a big buck is noticeably longer than does and adolescent bucks and it shows up in his stride. Never get up and retrieve the first squirrel you shoot. More than likely there are more moving in the area and chances are you can kill more before you have to go pick them up. To clean your pheasants quick and easy pull apart the skin and pull off the feathers. Next snip off the wings, feet, and head. Simply cut up the back with game shears opening it up for entrails removal. The bird is done. When following a recent kill trail, don't shout or make loud noises. This may alert the deer if it is still alive and cause it to run off. A good way to always be alert to wind direction is to attach a small duck feather to the limb of your bow. When using a grunt call be sure to move the call in various directions. What this does is recreates the sound of a buck running a doe. Keep your grunts short and frequent. Mix in a few rattling sequences to spice up the mix a little. Don’t fall into the trap of concentrating all your time and energy to the pursuit of just one big buck. Instead, divide your efforts to include several different bucks that reside in as many different areas. Mother earth is the ultimate earth scent. When I take my stand, whether in a tree or on the ground, I churn up the soil underneath me. It really releases a potent, all-natural scent that belongs to that area. If I am hunting from the ground, this also gives me a silent base an which to stand, so I don’t inadvertently crunch a leaf or snap a twig. When gun hunting in a storm, tape the end of the barrel to keep out rain or snow. Also, cut three inch strips of inner tube and stretch one of these strips over both ends of your scope to keep out Snow and water. Try using scouting cameras triggered by a infrared/motion-detection device. I’ve tried them all and have found the CamTrakker to be the all-time best unit available. Position the cameras on trials, scrapes, feeding areas, etc. to monitor buck activity and discover the sizes of the bucks living on your hunting land. Wear dark soled boots. When sitting in the woods deer sometimes spot the light colored soles of boots first. When rattling for whitetail, always use a soft call first. You may be unaware of a buck that is bedded down a short distance from you. If you use the rattlers first, he will pick you out right away. You never know-it might bring in that buck without even getting a chance to rattle! In some western states and Canadian provinces, both black bears and protected grizzlies occupy the same range. In these areas black bears are also found in brown color phases, which complicates identification. A grizzly's face will have a rounded, dished out appearance. It will also have a large hump above its shoulders. A black bear's head will be more rounded and it will not have a pronounced hump above the shoulder area. When hunting geese or ducks, always camouflage yourself to match with your surroundings. Wear rubber boots to reduce ground scent. This will help prevent deer detecting your presence. In early archery season before the bulls begin bugling steadily, plan to hunt wallows and game trail between feed and bed areas. Also plan to stalk elk who are feeding in open areas. Elks are not quite as wary as deer and a careful bowhunter can often stalk within range.

...the book continues. It seems to have been written by a person with no sense of organization or presentation.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #109 on: September 27, 2008, 04:53:05 PM »

w, eat Brentai's hunting book, cackle as it is consumed by flames, proceed to burn entire library
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #110 on: September 27, 2008, 04:57:50 PM »

Kazz III: About six pages into the book you realize this is very bad for your health. Also, you aren't in the library, you're in the trophy room. The library is one room W of you.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #111 on: September 27, 2008, 05:12:57 PM »

pull out cigar, casually drop some ashes, say "Really dear chap there's no need for that," get another book, read
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #112 on: September 27, 2008, 05:32:32 PM »

Brentai: The next book is similarly handwritten.

In some western states and Canadian provinces, both black bears and protected grizzlies occupy the same range. In these areas black bears are also found in brown color phases, which complicates identification. A grizzly's face will have a rounded, dished out appearance. It will also have a large hump above its shoulders. A black bear's head will be more rounded and it will not have a pronounced hump above the shoulder area. After you have purchased your new bow, it is important how it set up and “paper tuned” take it to your favorite pro shop and take advantage of all the technical expertise of the employees there. Understanding Scrapes Biological research has shown that the size of a scrape has nothing to do with the size of the buck that made it. Furthermore, big scrapes have nothing to do with a buck's reproductive readiness. Wildlife biologists have found that mature and yearling bucks will reuse the same scrape under the same overhanging branch during the season, but most of this occurs during non-hunting hours, i.e. during the night. From year to year mature bucks will reuse the same scrape 57 percent of the time, while yearling bucks reuse a scrape 31 percent of the time. In addition, yearling bucks make only 15 percent of the scrapes and 50 percent of the rubs you find. By mapping and dating every scrape on an aerial photo or topographical map you will start to see yearly patterns of bucks in your area. Obviously this hunting notebook can be a valuable tool in scoring on bucks for years to come. Too many hunters make the mistake of sitting on their stand sites with ‘marginal’ wind conditions. Fight the temptation to do this, and only hunt your stand sites when wind conditions won’t compromise your set-ups. Muzzleloader performance for big game hunting has improved dramatically. One revolutionary new rifle is Knight’s .45 Super DISC with 2,500 fps muzzle velocity. This rifle uses Knight’s patented Primer DISC’s with #209 shotgun primers instead of traditional percussion caps. Mother earth is the ultimate earth scent. When I take my stand, whether in a tree or on the ground, I churn up the soil underneath me. It really releases a potent, all-natural scent that belongs to that area. If I am hunting from the ground, this also gives me a silent base an which to stand, so I don’t inadvertently crunch a leaf or snap a twig. When using a grunt call be sure to move the call in various directions. What this does is recreates the sound of a buck running a doe. Keep your grunts short and frequent. Mix in a few rattling sequences to spice up the mix a little. The mute will not attack you with his cleaver. Antelope are much smaller than deer. A mature buck usually weighs about 90 pounds. This smaller size often makes a shooter overestimate the range of a distant buck. Always carry a rangefinder when expecting long range shooting at open country game such as antelope.

...the tips and tricks continue in no particular order.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #113 on: September 27, 2008, 05:44:38 PM »

w, burn library
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #114 on: September 27, 2008, 06:00:34 PM »

Kazz III: The books light up in brilliant flames. When they're burned completely up, two metal doors are revealed, each one attached to a lever that ends in a book-shaped handle. The book-shaped handle to the W is titled The Life and Times of Westwood Keen. The book-shaped handle on the S door is labeled Southern Colonial Homes. A third book against the N wall where there is no door is titled Dead Man's Chest. It looks like pulling a book-shaped lever might open a door.

The flames in your helmet finally peter out.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #115 on: September 27, 2008, 06:09:24 PM »

I arrest Brentai for feelcrime and tear up the book in front of him.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #116 on: September 27, 2008, 06:24:56 PM »

Kazz III: whrrrrrrr... click.

Feeling tired? Frustrated? Bored? Feel free to quit. I know it's tough, especially for a lesser lifeform such as yourself. I'll understand if you want to toss in the towel. I won't laugh at you. It wouldn't be humane to tease a creature for being incapable of solving a puzzle larger than its neocortex is built to handle.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #117 on: September 28, 2008, 07:04:55 AM »

I yank on Suthun' Colonial Homes then
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #118 on: September 28, 2008, 07:36:50 PM »

I enter the maze, than win by default since Guild left.  :perfect:
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #119 on: September 28, 2008, 07:39:15 PM »

Looking through each exit first, I don't see anything particularly distinguishing. South
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