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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #160 on: September 30, 2008, 11:13:27 AM »

Oh. I thought the guns were in the trophy room. I go South and then East.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #161 on: September 30, 2008, 11:15:54 AM »

Go W, break the glass with my sword-bar. If that doesn't work use my pole. Eat sandwich.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #162 on: September 30, 2008, 11:28:34 AM »

Yoji III: You toss the pole south into the fractal room there. It disappears and flies into the room from the N exit behind you.

Exits: N, S, E and W.

Items: An 8-foot spear, 1 gold coin.


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Defenestration II: You pass S into the empty room. There appear to be piles of drool here and there on the floor. You go E and see a huge bear trap in the middle of the floor of this room. There are no other exits. As you examine the giant bear trap you hear a soft breathing behind you. You turn around and see that the door W is filled by a giant mouth full of sharp teeth. Drool slides down the huge, brown, hairy lip of the monster.

Exits: W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.


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SoraCross: There is no sandwich on the pedestal, only bits of broken glass. You saw Kazz run through this room and eat it.

Exits: E and W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, a lumpy, sword-shaped gold bar.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #163 on: September 30, 2008, 11:30:32 AM »

I jump over the bear trap, hoping the monster's dumb enough to follow me and get caught in it.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #164 on: September 30, 2008, 11:35:12 AM »

Defenestration II: The monster is apparently too large to fit through the door. Come to think of it, you have no idea how it got INTO that room, as all the doors are the same size.

Exits: W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #165 on: September 30, 2008, 11:35:42 AM »

...huh. I retrieve the pole fragment and hurl it through the East exit, making sure to duck afterward so I don't get clonked in the head and meet another untimely end. Not yet, anyway.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #166 on: September 30, 2008, 11:39:25 AM »

I jab it with the pole, ready to let go if it tries to drag me over.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #167 on: September 30, 2008, 11:41:10 AM »

W: A single sandwich rests on a pedestal under a glass dome. It looks completely delicious.

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SoraCross: There is no sandwich on the pedestal, only bits of broken glass. You saw Kazz run through this room and eat it.

Exits: E and W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, a lumpy, sword-shaped gold bar.

WTF, keep your shit updated  :sadpanda:.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #168 on: September 30, 2008, 11:45:35 AM »

Yoji III: The same thing happens, but this time the pole enters through the S exit.

Exits: N, E, S and W.

Items: An 8-foot spear, 1 gold coin.


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Defenestration II: The creature eats the pole.

Exits: W.

Items: 1 gold coin.


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Soracross: You go E back into the octagonal room.

N: A stairwell. The boards are rickety and look a bit unsafe.
NE: The broken-off tail of a neck monster with leprosy breathing fire.
E: A five-foot tall chicken in a cage. The cage bars are spaced so that it can peck the floor without being able to escape. There is another door beyond the room with the chicken, and through that you can see wavy mirrors.
SE: A room full of mounted suits of armor. Studded leather, chain, full plate... it's all there. A D&D nerd's wet dream... no weapons though.
S: A golden stripe is painted on the floor of this nondescript room. It leads into the next room beyond, where it splits into four and heads in unknown directions.
SW: This room seems empty save three levers on the NW wall. The door opposite reveals a goat man, guarding something.
W: A single pedestal covered in bits of glass.
NW: A room with black, green, red and yellow tiles. Beyond it is a room full of charred bones.

Exits: N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W and NW.

Items: A gold sword-shaped lumpy bar, a 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #169 on: September 30, 2008, 11:48:59 AM »

Kazz III: You pull the lever and the door slides open. Through it you can see a giant set of teeth pressed right up against the doorway. Putrid breath strikes you. The mouth gibbers a bit and then slides down, exposing a huge, yellow eye, crusted over with boogers and dirt. The eye shifts away and the mouth appears again, though you can only see a tiny part of it, you can tell this beast fills the room completely.

Exits: S and E.

Items: A golden helmet, 1 gold coin.


I jam the helmet in his throat, hoping to choke him.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #170 on: September 30, 2008, 11:50:24 AM »

Go SE. Get full plate, install it.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #171 on: September 30, 2008, 11:51:56 AM »

I uh... see if I can carefully move or lift the bear trap safely without setting it off.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #172 on: September 30, 2008, 11:54:45 AM »

Kazz III: As you watched, the monster disappeared. It then reappeared, but facing a different direction. All you can see now is a wall of hair.

Exits: E, S and W.

Items: A golden helmet, 1 gold coin.


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SoraCross: You enter the room of armor and pick out a nice set of plastic full plate. You don it.

Exits: SE and NW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, plastic armor (full plate).


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Defenestration II: The bear trap is too large to move, given that it is made of rusted iron bands a half-foot thick. The spring itself is the diameter of a trashcan.

Exits: W.

Items: 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #173 on: September 30, 2008, 11:55:10 AM »

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Let's try this one more time. I toss my spear-thing through the West exit.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #174 on: September 30, 2008, 11:57:36 AM »

Kazz, shove your helmet in it's ass.  ::D:

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #175 on: September 30, 2008, 11:59:41 AM »

I call for help loudly and pathetically after flinging my coin into the beast's eye. I proceed to desperately search the walls for an unlikely secret door to escape.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #176 on: September 30, 2008, 12:06:29 PM »

Yoji III: The spear flies back at you from the S exit, as if perfectly reflected by a mirror.

Exits: N, E, S and W.

Items: An 8-foot spear, 1 gold coin.


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SoraCross: The wax figurines in this room are all nude. There are two ugly old women and a bunch of handsome, well-proportioned men. The two crones are smiling at a particularly buff young man standing between two doors in the S wall.

The door on your left (the door on the E side of the S wall) contains a teeter-totter, while the other door on the S wall contains a sword being guarded by bees.

Exits: S1 (teeter-totter), S2 (bees and sword) and NW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, plastic armor (full plate).


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Defenestration II: The coin bounces off a tooth, causing the monster to wince. As you start yelling, so does it, and it can yell much louder than you. You find no secret exit, though you do know of one way out of the room... Well, two, technically: The rusty trap and the monster's mouth.

Exits: W.

Items: None.


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A terrific, resounding bellow is heard throughout the labyrinth.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #177 on: September 30, 2008, 12:13:21 PM »

How many bees? Can they kill me?
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #178 on: September 30, 2008, 12:16:15 PM »

SoraCross: The bees are too numerous to count, but you estimate roughly 500 to 1000. You aren't sure, but you seem to recall hearing stories of people being killed by beestings.

Exits: S1 (teeter-totter), S2 (bees and sword) and NW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, plastic armor (full plate).
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #179 on: September 30, 2008, 12:23:30 PM »

The western exit doesn't seem to be reacting, so West it is!
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