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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #180 on: September 30, 2008, 12:36:20 PM »

Yoji III: You step into the W room, which resolves into another ordinary room. The snake body is now thicker and curves to your right, heading N.

Exits: N and E.

Items: An 8-foot spear, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #181 on: September 30, 2008, 01:04:16 PM »

I don't like the looks of this tail... but I follow it North anyway with my spear ready to stab shit.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #182 on: September 30, 2008, 01:05:03 PM »

I step into the bear trap carefully, setting it off while staying *very* low, hoping the jaws clamp shut over, and not on me.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #183 on: September 30, 2008, 01:08:14 PM »

Yoji III: You step N into the fractal room. The room behind you takes on the illusion of another fractal room as you pass through the door.

Exits: N, E, S and W.

Items: An 8-foot pole, 1 gold coin.


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Defenestration II: The trap klangs shut over your head.

Exits: W.

Items: None.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #184 on: September 30, 2008, 01:11:29 PM »

If I keep runing back to that room running into the bees, dying and coming back, will the bees disapeer? Or are they respawning/infiniant bees?
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #185 on: September 30, 2008, 01:14:37 PM »

I attempt to disassemble the trap.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #186 on: September 30, 2008, 01:16:03 PM »

SoraCross: Your question echoes off hollow walls. Somewhere far off you hear a whrrrrrrr... a click, then gentle laughter.

Exits: S1 (teeter-totter), S2 (bees and sword) and NW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, plastic armor (full plate).


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Defenestration II: The trap would be nigh-impossible to disassemble without some cutting torches or other very heavy machinery.

Exits: W.

Items: None.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #187 on: September 30, 2008, 01:17:32 PM »

Aw, not this again... I'm getting tired of throwing my spear through, so this time I just poke the tip through the East exit and watch where it comes out.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #188 on: September 30, 2008, 01:18:51 PM »

Faced with no other option, I leap into the beast's jaws (past the teeth if I can) and try to give that sucker the worst meal he's ever had, kicking and screaming all the way down before I get a chance to start over.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #189 on: September 30, 2008, 01:24:51 PM »

Yoji III: You curiously poke your spear through the same doorway several times, watching behind you. The first poke reveals a speartip jutting out the S exit. The second poke shows it sticking out the N exit. The third jab sticks you in the face, jabbing a hole in your cheek. You determine, after checking all the other doors repeatedly, that the exit point of anything thrown through or pushed through a fractal door is random. All normal doors simply push the item in through the opposite side of the room.

Exits: N, E, S and W.

Items: An 8-foot spear, 1 gold coin.


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Defenestration II: The monster has a hard time choking you down at first, then powerful swallowing muscles push you forcibly into its stomach. Your death is slow and painful in the burning acid of its digestional fluids.

You have died.


whrrrrrrr... click.

That could not possibly have been pleasant. If you'd like, I can erase your memory of that death; all you have to do is stop entering and you won't remember anything anymore.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #190 on: September 30, 2008, 01:29:52 PM »

Guild::MENDOZAAAAA::sadpanda:

Okay, no more of this poking business. I toss my coin through the North exit.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #191 on: September 30, 2008, 01:32:23 PM »

Yoji III: It flies back into the room from the S exit. (i updated your last update, re-read it for more information... from this point on you can just say "I find normal doors")

"Real" Exits: S and W.

Items: An 8-foot pole.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #192 on: September 30, 2008, 01:34:29 PM »

I put on my robe an wizard's hat enter the maze.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #193 on: September 30, 2008, 01:35:06 PM »

I yell FUCK YOU BEES at the top of my lungs, than go though the exit NW. Where am I?
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #194 on: September 30, 2008, 01:36:25 PM »

Alright then. I grab the coin and West!
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #195 on: September 30, 2008, 01:43:11 PM »

Rygaron: You enter the maze and see a three-legged neckasaurus with leprosy. To the SW is an octagonal room with eight exits.

Exits: SW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.


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SoraCross: You are standing in a room full of plastic sets of armor.

Exits: NW and SE.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, plastic armor (full plate).


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Yoji III: You come upon a room where the snake's body is fattest, because it starts to narrow again as it curves to your left (S) and into another fractal room.

Exits: E and S.

Items: An 8-foot spear, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #196 on: September 30, 2008, 01:49:13 PM »

I poke the Neckasaurus lightly with my spear and call out "Eh, whazza'you?"
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #197 on: September 30, 2008, 01:50:36 PM »

Another one... I chuck my coin through the South exit, rubbing at the cheek I jabbed earlier. Guess that was a dumb idea.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #198 on: September 30, 2008, 01:54:32 PM »

I enter the maze. I go Southwest, Southeast, Southeast, South (through the teeter totter door), East, and then North into the Gargoyle room. I lift the bar on the door and open it carefully.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #199 on: September 30, 2008, 02:01:54 PM »

Yoji III: The room you are in now is normal. The coin bounces into the S room and comes to rest at the centerpoint of the fractal room's cross-shaped snakes.

Exits: S and E.

Items: An 8-foot spear.


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Rygaron: The neckosaurus ceases to belch fire and speaks, a deep, hollow voice issuing forth. "I am the Dragon of the Labyrinth. Welcome. I hope to eat you soon."

Exits: SW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.


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Defenestration III: There is nothing interesting in the room except a huge red arrow leading from the door opposite you (the N exit of the red arrow room) to the room's W door, which is made of wood, and standing ajar. (the red arrow room has three exits; W, N and S)

You are standing in the gargoyle room looking into the red arrow room.

Exits: N and S.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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