Yoji: You head SW into the octagonal room. You can see eight exits to this room.
N: A stairwell. The boards are rickety and look a bit unsafe.
NE: The broken-off tail of a brontosaurus with leprosy breathing fire.
E: A five-foot tall chicken in a cage. The cage bars are spaced so that it can peck the floor without being able to escape. Within range of its pecks, on the floor, lies a mallet. There is another door beyond the room with the chicken, and through that you can see wavy mirrors.
SE: A room full of mounted suits of armor. Studded leather, chain, full plate... it's all there. A D&D nerd's wet dream... no weapons though.
S: A golden stripe is painted on the floor of this nondescript room. It leads into the next room beyond, where it splits into four and heads in unknown directions.
SW: This room seems empty save three levers on the NW wall. The door opposite reveals a goat man, guarding a dead body.
W: A single sandwich rests on a pedestal under a glass dome. It looks completely delicious.
NW: A room with black, green, red and yellow tiles. Beyond it is a room full of charred bones.
Your pole is made of very hard, durable wood. It's been lovingly hand-crafted by the Gelatinous Cube Wrangler's society of Burma, as evidenced by the stamp burned into the end.
Exits: N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, and NW.
Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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Kazz: You go SE into the room with the tiles, gather arrows for a bit, then go SE into the octagonal room. You seem disoriented, and walk into the SW room which contains three levers on the NW wall. In the next room to the SW there's a giant goat man guarding a body that's been cut in half. Near the body lies a gold coin and a 7-foot pole.
Exits: NE, SW.
Items: A 5-foot spear, a 2-foot pole, 1 gold coin, 200 arrows bundled in your shirt.
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Niku II: You head SW into the octagonal room, and SW again into the room with three levers. Beyond the exit to this lever room, to the SW, is the goat man. You approach the door and pick up your last body's right half, holding it up to the goat man. He chops you in half with an angry scream. This time you had several revelations: 1) The goat-man is covered in tar. 2) He is blind. 3) The room behind the goat-man contains a chest overflowing with gold.
You died. Again.
whrrrrrr... click.
That goat man doesn't seem to like you entering his room. I suggest killing him. Er, if you still want to play. I've yet to see someone give up that early, but then again they all eventually give up. You could save yourself the effort and just stay dead.