Topic: The Labyrinth (Read 27910 times)

Defenestration · « **Reply #200 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:03:46 PM »

I walk into the arrow room and look into my different options.

Guild · « **Reply #201 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:07:32 PM »

Defenestration III: Through the door to the N you see two clowns holding bloody cricket bats. One of them looks at you and grins.

"Hey, cupcake."

Through the door to the W, after creaking it open carefully with your pole, you see a huge ogre in clown makeup. There is nothing else in the room with him, and no other exits in his room.

"Hey, what's goin' on? Name's Fugalorsh. What's yours?"

He smiles, but the effect is more frightening than probably intended.

Exits: N, W and S.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.

Kazz · « **Reply #202 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:11:01 PM »

I rear my dragon head and charge at the monster. I'm either ending up down its throat or up its ass.

Defenestration · « **Reply #203 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:11:53 PM »

I question the parentage of the clown that called me cupcake.

I turn to the ogre then, and from a safe distance of outside the room I greet him and ask about the weather.

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #204 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:14:00 PM »

Quote from: Guildenstern on September 30, 2008, 02:01:54 PM

Yoji III: The room you are in now is normal.

I go South into the fractal room, pick up my coin, and flick it through the South exit. I must be getting paranoid or something.

Guild · « **Reply #205 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:20:36 PM »

Kazz III: You rush the monster, and just as your foot bumps against the great wall of hair that is its right side, it disappears. You hear a horribly gut-wrenching scream from the room to the E of you. Peeking around the corner of the door, you see the beast crushed in the bear trap, huge tongue lolling out, one massive eye bugged.

Exits: S, E and N.

Items: A golden helmet, 1 gold coin.

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Defenestration III: The ogre is supremely well-mannered. It seems he's from the far south, where he lived with his parents until coming of age. He sought employment in the Labyrinth as part of a summer internship before heading off to find his own way.

Exits: N, W and S.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.

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Yoji III: As you step S into the fractal room, your coin vanishes from sight. You are now in another fractal room. Gently pushing your spear in and out of each exit, you determine the "true" exits.

"Real" Exits: W and N.

Items: An 8-foot spear.

Defenestration · « **Reply #206 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:23:55 PM »

I ask the ogre if he knows anything about bee/wasp management.

Guild · « **Reply #207 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:26:02 PM »

Defenestration III: He scratches his head.

"Ah, nope. Sorry."

Exits: N, S and W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.

Kazz · « **Reply #208 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:26:56 PM »

The monster is huge. It must have huge guts.

I collect them.

Guild · « **Reply #209 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:29:46 PM »

Kazz III: You step E into the bear trap room and collect a massive pile of guts into your shirt.

Exits: W.

Items: A dripping shirt full of monster guts, a golden helmet, 1 gold coin.

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #210 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:33:20 PM »

...why is everything and everyone in this maze after my coin?

West

Kazz · « **Reply #211 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:33:58 PM »

w, s.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #212 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:35:38 PM »

Respond to the dragon "Why would you want to eat me when I have this shiny gold coin?"

Defenestration · « **Reply #213 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:41:48 PM »

I mention the clowns up north are total dicks to the Ogre, and wonder if he could help me out.

Guild · « **Reply #214 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:46:53 PM »

Yoji III: You go W into the room and the scene resolves into a snake's head facing N into the room to the N. There are no other exits to this room. On the W wall ahead of you is a giant mechanical counter or perhaps a timer showing two numbers, one above the other. The bottom number reads 64, and the top one reads 34. It ticks up by one as you watch, and now reads 35/64.

Through the door the snake head is facing you see a massive set of golden doors with a golden dragon embossed upon them. In the chest of the dragon is a keyhole. That room has no other exits.

Exits: N and E.

Items: An 8-foot spear.

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Kazz III: As you enter the room a badger latches onto your leg with powerful jaws and arms and legs. Your heartbeat increases to an alarming rate and you feel adrenaline pumping through you. You suddenly realize that you are aware of the badger's thoughts, and he is aware of yours. The two of you are intertwined in a strange and magical way. He's thinking FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU STUPID FUCK FUCK YOU in an endless loop of fury.

There is nothing else of interest in this room.

Exits: N.

Items: A golden helmet, a dripping shirt full of monster guts, 1 gold coin, a badger.

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Rygaron: The dragon responds, "THAT IS MY GOLD COIN! DAMN YOU DELETED! DAMN YOUUUU!"

Exits: SW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.

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Defenestration III: "Sure," he replies, "I'd love to. But first I'd need someone to release my shackle." He points to his right leg, which you now notice is chained to the wall. He points to the key, which is hanging on a hook just out of his arm's reach.

Exits: N, S and W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.

Defenestration · « **Reply #215 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:50:25 PM »

"Well, okay, since we're friends now, right? As long as you don't kill me. It's getting kind of old."

I laugh nervously and unlock his shackle for him with the key.

Guild · « **Reply #216 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:53:53 PM »

Defenestration III: "Yeah, of course."

You enter and grab the key. The ogre bashes your head flat as soon as you are in reach.

"Sorry, mack. A job's a job."

whrrrrrrr... click.

Ah, you probably will regret releasing the ogre. He's a fine fellow as long as he can't bash. Oh well, I'm sure you'll find a way to deal with him.

Air · « **Reply #217 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:56:41 PM »

McFrugal · « **Reply #218 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:58:58 PM »

Oh man, that Ogre was well done, Guild.

Guild · « **Reply #219 on:** September 30, 2008, 03:00:11 PM »

SoraCross: You are back in the room full of wax figurines. They've changed... some of them are lying down and older, and now there are a couple more men. The two crones are still staring at the handsome man standing against the S wall.

Exits: NE, S1 (teeter totter room) and S2 (bees and sword room).

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.

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