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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #260 on: September 30, 2008, 06:12:00 PM »

Okay, I guess I'll continue with my plan.

n, n, e, e, grab both rifles and hold them under one arm so i can still hold the guts, e, sw, nw, step only on black tiles, nw, cover self completely with guts, fire gold rifle at mirrors
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #261 on: September 30, 2008, 06:25:23 PM »

Rygaron: whrrrrrrr... click.

I'll understand if you'd rather stay dead. This labyrinth is not for the weak of constitution or faint of spirit. In fact, several others have already given up, some without even trying...


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Kazz III: You jump in front of the mirror and shoot it with the Gold gun, which does nothing, as it's not loaded. You feel your back cooking beneath the guts, so you shoot the Silver rifle, which explodes, which would have killed you instantly, except that you're flash-cooked from behind by something white-hot. The exploding gun shatters the mirror, and the last thing you see through the heat and the broken bits of falling mirror is a room full of daisies, each with a tiny mirror in the center, all of them focusing their laser-like dish-shaped mirrors on your moving form. They are apparently reflecting the light from several hundred candles in the corners of the daisy mirror room into a giant, white-hot laser point, not unlike the focused sunlight created by a magnifying glass.

The badger scampers into the corner and hides under some bones, waiting for someone new to enter the room.

You are cooked.


whrrrrrrr... click.

Ah, that was inspired! I'll just reset those rifles. Can't have a key component of the puzzle destroyed! I think I'll leave the mirror shattered, though. You won't be able to cross through that room anymore with the protective mirror shattered! Can't let any smart deed go unpunished, after all.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #262 on: September 30, 2008, 06:30:54 PM »

I pee in the neckosaurus tube.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #263 on: September 30, 2008, 06:33:37 PM »

SoraCross II: You pee into the tube.

Exits: SW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #264 on: September 30, 2008, 06:36:42 PM »

The dragon doesn't care at all?
I blasphme the dragon until he answers me.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #265 on: September 30, 2008, 06:41:21 PM »

SoraCross II: You yell and curse and damn the dragon. The dragon finally responds.

"What do you want? I don't suppose you've found the key? Don't bother me unless you've found the key."

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #266 on: September 30, 2008, 06:51:30 PM »

DID THE BADGER MAKE IT?!?
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #267 on: September 30, 2008, 06:54:26 PM »

Hey dragon, if you want me to find the key give me a sword! Or I'lll pee in your tube again!
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #268 on: September 30, 2008, 07:01:08 PM »

SoraCross II: "Pee in my what? Aren't you on the other side of the wall? I don't have a damn sword!"

The dragon sounds confused.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #269 on: September 30, 2008, 07:14:56 PM »

Oh, I thought you were a god or something. Anyway, give me directions to where you think the key might be in north,south,east,west format.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #270 on: September 30, 2008, 07:18:45 PM »

SoraCross II: "I already told the last gold-grubbing thief I have no idea what the labyrinth looks like. I woke up in this room yesterday. And all my gold was gone. And I've recently found out that bastard deleted gave it all away... *sniff* ...SO GO FIND THAT KEY!"

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #271 on: September 30, 2008, 07:22:23 PM »

Oh, there's a chest of infinate gold behind a robot in this maze. Could that be your gold? Cause no one has got it yet. Anyway, whats your key look like.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #272 on: September 30, 2008, 07:27:36 PM »

SoraCross II: The dragon's voice perks up considerably.

"I have no idea! All I can see from here is a keyhole! You say someone's found my gold? Bring it to me along with the key and I'll let you out of the labyrinth!"

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #273 on: September 30, 2008, 07:34:05 PM »

 Alright, I'll look.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #274 on: September 30, 2008, 07:40:38 PM »

SoraCross II: You enter the room with the giant chicken in a cage. Beyond this room, to the E, is a funhouse mirror maze.

Exits: E and W.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #275 on: September 30, 2008, 07:41:31 PM »

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #276 on: September 30, 2008, 07:46:42 PM »

SoraCross II: You enter the mirror maze. You feel disoriented immediately. You find two exits, but aren't sure which is which.

Exits: A and B.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #277 on: September 30, 2008, 07:53:50 PM »

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #278 on: September 30, 2008, 08:04:09 PM »

SoraCross II: You emerge and are immediately snagged by a clown with a cricket bat. His brother is standing on the other side of you.

The clown holding you giggles. "Welcome, welcome, little man. Answer a question, if you can!"

The other clown rolls his eyes. "Shut up, Dee. Listen squirt. Who was the fifth person to die in the labyrinth?"

They seem supernaturally strong.

Exits: W, N and S.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #279 on: September 30, 2008, 08:16:42 PM »

Yoji
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