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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #360 on: October 02, 2008, 03:48:42 PM »

The room to the S glistens with spiderwebbing. These webs are fresh. There is a man-sized tunnel through the webbing leading to another exit to the S.

Are you sure about this?

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #361 on: October 02, 2008, 03:58:49 PM »

Whole number or decimal?
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #362 on: October 02, 2008, 04:09:03 PM »

Be creative.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #363 on: October 02, 2008, 06:20:51 PM »

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #364 on: October 02, 2008, 06:54:34 PM »

SoraCross II: You dodge left and the chicken slams into the W wall of the room.

"OW!"

The chicken looks dazed.

Exits: E.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, a tiny iron key.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #365 on: October 02, 2008, 07:15:25 PM »

Beat the chickian with my pole! While asking it why the fuck it attacked me/
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #366 on: October 02, 2008, 07:35:14 PM »

SoraCross II: You beat the chicken into submission. It lays on its side, moaning.

"Waaaaah, please stop! Lemmie go! I promise to behave! I only did it because the girl in the orange headband told me to!"

He sounds sincere.

Exits: E.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #367 on: October 02, 2008, 07:36:40 PM »

I stop beating the cock chickian. "Tell me more about this girl, and where she is. Also, join my party."

*Fuck, that's a roster, huh?  :sadpanda:
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #368 on: October 02, 2008, 07:41:04 PM »

SoraCross II: The chicken considers. "Alright. But I'm hungry. Take me to some food and I'll fight for you. The girl... I'm pretty sure she was dead. She had a guitar on her back and... she was missing an eye. Her skin was rather green... I think she was a zombie."

Exits: E.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, a tiny iron key, a 5-foot tall chicken.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #369 on: October 02, 2008, 07:42:59 PM »

"Wait, wait, so a zombie green I-no wanna be told you to attack me? Did she say why? and why did you listen?" Me and chickien go e.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #370 on: October 02, 2008, 08:06:41 PM »

SoraCross II: You pass E into the red arrow room.

"She let me out of the cage. I was grateful. That's the last place I saw her... my cage room. She didn't mention why she wanted you dead."

Exits: N, W and S.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #371 on: October 02, 2008, 08:41:35 PM »

"Oh. Okay. So , did she say my name? Or just anyone in the maze?" n
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #372 on: October 02, 2008, 08:47:21 PM »

SoraCross II: The chicken follows you N, saying, "Actually, she said your name specific-"

Dee's smiling from ear to ear as he whips you around and slams you into the wall.

"Hello there, my little friend. Will this question be your end?"

"Oh, here we go." The chicken shakes his head and scratches the floor, looking bored.

Dee's brother snorts at the chicken. "Ain't you got a post you should be manning?" He turns to you. "Listen, kid. This one's a real brain twister... Is the correct way to avoid us killing you to say 'no?'"

Dee giggles. His brother is also looking smug. The chicken clears his throat.

"Can you guys make this quick? We were just on our way to get some food."

They ignore the chicken.

Exits: N, W and S.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, a tiny iron key, a 5-foot chicken.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #373 on: October 02, 2008, 09:32:22 PM »

 :facepalm: No. w.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #374 on: October 02, 2008, 09:36:25 PM »

SoraCross II: "Wait... uh... wassat mean?" Dee's brother looks as if he were trying to solve a complex math problem without a pencil or paper.

Dee whispers in his ear.

"Oh, right." Dee's brother whacks your head off with the cricket bat.

You are dead.

whrrrrrrr... click.

Those idiots... I could give them stricter guidelines... nah. I'll let you figure them out yourself. Assuming you even want to return. I'd retire out of shame, if I were you.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #375 on: October 02, 2008, 09:39:45 PM »

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #376 on: October 02, 2008, 09:43:51 PM »

SoraCross III: The three-legged neckosaurus with leprosy is no longer breathing fire. Through the door to the SW you can see an octagonal room with eight exits.

Exits: SW.

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #377 on: October 02, 2008, 09:44:25 PM »

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #378 on: October 02, 2008, 09:51:43 PM »

SoraCross III: You are standing in an octagonal room. You walk past each exit, examining the rooms beyond.

N: A stairwell. The boards are rickety and look a bit unsafe.
NE: The broken-off tail of a neck monster with leprosy breathing fire.
E: A cage. There is another door beyond the room with the cage, and through that you can see wavy mirrors.
SE: A room full of mounted suits of armor. Studded leather, chain, full plate... it's all there. A D&D nerd's wet dream... no weapons though.
S: A golden stripe is painted on the floor of this nondescript room. It leads into the next room beyond, where it splits into four and heads in unknown directions.
SW: This room seems empty save three levers on the NW wall. The door opposite reveals a goat man, guarding something.
W: A pedestal with bits of glass scattered atop it.
NW: A room with black, green, red and yellow tiles. Beyond it is a room full of charred bones.

Exits: N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W and NW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #379 on: October 02, 2008, 09:54:55 PM »

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