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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #380 on: October 02, 2008, 10:03:34 PM »

SoraCross III: From the depths of your soul comes a sound. It grows louder, and eventually you recognize it as a scream. The scream rises in pitch until it levels off in a high C. From the floor rises a girl in an orange headband. Her skin is rotten and pure evil radiates from her red eyes. She holds an arm out sideways and straps of dark matter weave themselves rapidly into existence, coalescing in a complicated pattern to form a guitar of solid evil. She stops screaming and strikes a single chord... of pure rock. For a moment, the world makes sense and everything is perfect.

Your head explodes.


whrrrrrrr... click.

Ah, my newest recruit. Do you like her?
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #381 on: October 02, 2008, 10:06:23 PM »

Enter, sw, e, rape
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #382 on: October 02, 2008, 10:10:22 PM »

SoraCross IV: You enter the cage room, but there appears to be nobody here now.

The room to the E is a mirror maze. The room to the W is an octagonal room with eight exits.

Exits: E and W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #383 on: October 02, 2008, 10:23:21 PM »

the best part is the mocking evil game over screen, seriously.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #384 on: October 02, 2008, 10:26:35 PM »

E, b, no, grab key, w, b
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #385 on: October 02, 2008, 10:32:31 PM »

SoraCross IV: You head through the maze room and emerge into Dee's eager arms.

"Welcome back, why so glum? We both want to be your chum!"

Dee's brother is holding his bat in front of your face.

"Is this a pile of maggots?"

You reply, "No."

He whacks your head off.


whrrrrrrr... click.

Well, that was a short life.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #386 on: October 02, 2008, 10:34:20 PM »

Enter, sw, e, E, b.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #387 on: October 02, 2008, 10:45:26 PM »

Enter, sw, e
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #388 on: October 02, 2008, 10:48:28 PM »

(Whoops, made a mistake. The following is in response to post "Enter, sw, e, E, b." My bad.)

SoraCross V: You enter the maze and go SW into the octagonal room. You head E into the cage room. You head E into the maze room. You emerge and Dee grabs you.

"You're our new favorite. Won't you stay and chat a bit?"

Dee's brother asks, "What is the right answer to this question?"

Exits: N, W and S.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #389 on: October 02, 2008, 11:06:44 PM »

It's a trick question.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #390 on: October 02, 2008, 11:14:07 PM »

SoraCross V: Dee's brother looks at Dee, who shrugs. They whisper. The debate continues, and their voices become heated.

"well excuuuse me, carl, you tell me... what would be a right answer?"

"i don't have a damn clue, dee, it's your stupid question"

"why do i always have to come up with the questions?"

"...let's just kill him"

"show some professionalism. we've got to play by the book. we have to let him go, the question wasn't valid"

"fuck"


Dee's brother turns to you and grins. "The question wasn't valid. You're free to go."

There is a 5-foot tall chicken, an iron key, 2 gold coins, 2 10-foot poles and 2 SoraCross corpses in the room.

Exits: N, S and W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #391 on: October 03, 2008, 02:10:33 PM »

I pick up the key from my dead body and  tell my chicken to follow me w.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #392 on: October 03, 2008, 02:21:19 PM »

SoraCross V: The chicken follows you, and shows you the way through the mirror maze. You two emerge in the chicken's cage room.

Through the W exit you see the octagonal room. Through the E exit is the mirror maze.

Exits: E and W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, a tiny iron key, a 5-foot tall chicken.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #393 on: October 03, 2008, 02:38:59 PM »

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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #394 on: October 03, 2008, 02:47:22 PM »

SoraCross V: The chicken speaks, "Where are we going?"

You two walk W into the octagonal room.

N: A stairwell. The boards are rickety and look a bit unsafe.
NE: The broken-off tail of a neck monster with leprosy breathing fire.
E: A cage. There is another door beyond the room with the cage, and through that you can see wavy mirrors.
SE: A room full of mounted suits of armor. Studded leather, chain, full plate... it's all there. A D&D nerd's wet dream... no weapons though.
S: A golden stripe is painted on the floor of this nondescript room. It leads into the next room beyond, where it splits into four and heads in unknown directions.
SW: This room seems empty save three levers on the NW wall. The door opposite reveals a goat man, guarding something.
W: A pedestal with bits of glass scattered atop it.
NW: A room with black, green, red and yellow tiles. Beyond it is a room full of charred bones.

Exits: N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W and NW.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, a 5-foot chicken, a tiny iron key.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #395 on: October 03, 2008, 03:01:48 PM »

"looking for food." s
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #396 on: October 03, 2008, 03:03:05 PM »

You are allowed to look at what happened to other players, you know.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #397 on: October 03, 2008, 03:15:37 PM »

SoraCross V: "Oh. Ok."

You walk S into the room with a gold tail painted on the floor. The room to the S appears to have four exits, and the gold tail splits into four directions in the middle and continues through each exit. From there, it looks like the tail splits again in each room into four directions. And again. And again. In fact, looking down the S exit to the S room, it looks like the pattern goes on forever.

Exits: N and S.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, a 5-foot chicken, a tiny iron key.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #398 on: October 03, 2008, 03:16:30 PM »

You are allowed to look at what happened to other players, you know.

It's not required, but that's true, however some players may wish to experience the Labyrinth from a personal perspective, so that's fine also.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #399 on: October 03, 2008, 03:49:46 PM »

"Okay, this is where you can get the cheese burger or happiness + 2. Just go South, South, North. I would go with you, but only one can enter. Come back when you're done."
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