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[McFrugal]

At this point I kinda wish I hadn't requested the map.  This is looking like fun.

[Niku]

I resurrect.  Surely, he has BBQd by now.  SW, SW, cook some of my remains over his roasting body, partake of the delicious sin of autocannibalism, then fashion an awesome crown out of my gold piles.

[Brentai]

I enter the labyrinth and die so many times that every living creature in the labyrinth drowns in a sea of my corpses and suffocates.

[Guild]

Niku IV: You go SW into the octagonal room. You go SW again into the room with three levers. The goat man stands in the room to the SW, burning, seemingly unperturbed by the flames. You enter his room to cook some of yourself on him and are cut in half again.

You are dead.

whrrrrrrr... click.

I have one thing to say. Don't let him get your goat. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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Crash: whrrrrrrr... click.

I'm sorry, er, did you WANT to die? You'll have to specify a method of suicide... I can't very well be doing your job for you. What would be the point of that?

[Brentai]

I run screaming through the labyrinth until something kills me.  Then I repeat.

[Guild]

Crash: whrrrrrrr... click.

I will still need some kind of compass-direction-based input from you... it's hard to tell where you're headed with such a cluttered mind.

[Brentai]

You and me both, baby.

[The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji]

I look back and forth at the stripe and coin before creeping South, clutching the pole.

[Guild]

Yoji: You head S into the room with the gold stripe. Upon closer inspection, the stripe is actually the tail of a snake (or more likely a dragon), carved into the floor and etched with gold leaf. It winds into the next room to the S where it divides into four directions, N, E, S and W. That room has four exits, and the stripe leads into all four.

Exits: N and S.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.

[Niku]

I resurrect, go SW, yank every lever until it kills the Goat-Man, then I go SW and eat the Goat-Man's remains.

[Guild]

Niku V: You enter the labyrinth. You go SW into the octagonal room, and SW again into the room with three levers. You pull the lever on the right and an arrow sniks from the wall behind you, piercing the muscle of your back and diving deep into your heart, killing you instantly.

You have died.

whrrrrrrr... click.

Ow.

[Niku]

I RESURRECT, GO SOUTHWEST, AND PULL THE OTHER, GOAT-MAN KILLING LEVER

[Brentai]

Ow!  Let go of that!

[McFrugal]

Man, that avatar is awesome.

[Guild]

Niku VI: You go SW into the octagonal room, then SW again into the room with three levers. The room to the SW is piling up with Niku bodies, 10-foot poles, and gold coins. There is a duplicate 10-foot pole, body, gold coin combo here, on the floor. You notice that the first body is fading into the floor with a slight static sound, along with the coin near it and the pole under it.

You pull the center lever. An arrow sniks from the ceiling and plunges into your brain from above.

You have expired.

whrrrrrrr... click.

Hm. Only one lever left...

[A²]

I go southwest and pick up all the gold coins and 10 foot poles, and arrows, and two Niku corpses.

[Niku]

RESURRECT, SOUTHWEST, I GRAB LYRAI'S HAND AND FORCE HER TO PULL THE LEVER

[The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji]

So, lemme get the exits and stuff straight. If I'm facing south into the next room, which has three doorways plus the one I'm looking through?

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Octagon room

Alright then. Serpent motif in the floor. This isn't foreboding at all... and did I hear an arrow hit something?

Must be imagining things. I enter the room and face down the East exit.

[Guild]

Lyrai: You enter the labyrinth's deformed dragon room and head SW into the octagonal room, then continue SW into the room with three levers. You aren't strong enough to carry two Niku corpses, but you gather a few vital organs in your shirt. You gather all the coins and poles on the floor as well. The rest of the coins and poles are in goat man's room, which doesn't look too safe...

Exits: NE and SW.

Items: 3 10-foot poles, 3 gold coins.

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Niku VII: You enter the labyrinth and go SW into the octagonal room. You go SW again into the room with three levers. You grab Lyrai's hand and force her to pull the third lever. Your body suddenly goes numb and you collapse, the only sensation coming from your head. You hypothesize as your brain dies of oxygen depravation that an arrow pierced your neck and severed your spine.

You have died.

whrrrrrrr... click.

This is getting sad. Maybe you should retire, Niku.

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Yoji: You go S into the next room and look out the E door. You are amazed to see that the rooms spread in an infinite pattern in all directions from this point. The gold tail splits again in that room, dividing again in each room it leads into. Further, you check the other doors and see that it's a similar situation in each of them. The rooms are all otherwise featureless.

Exits: N, E, S and W.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin.

[McFrugal]

I RESURRECT, GO SOUTHWEST, AND PULL THE OTHER, GOAT-MAN KILLING LEVER

Niku VI: You go SW into the octagonal room, then SW again into the room with three levers.