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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #400 on: October 03, 2008, 04:11:04 PM »

SoraCross V: The chicken considers for a moment, then rushes ahead. He goes S into the next room and then S into the room after. He stops, looks around, then returns N to the room S of you. "I don't see any burger..."

Exits: N and S.

Items: A 10-foot pole, 1 gold coin, a tiny iron key.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #401 on: October 03, 2008, 04:19:27 PM »

"Hmm, that's strange. I could swear that was the way to get it. Let me try, wait right here." N,N,S,S.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #402 on: October 03, 2008, 04:25:43 PM »

SoraCross V: You are about to leave the room when a familiar sound hits your ears. It grows into a scream. The girl with the orange headband rises from the ground in the N doorway and plays a powerchord, exploding your head.

You've been rock'd.


whrrrrrrr... click.

\m/ Long live Rock and Roll.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #403 on: October 04, 2008, 05:58:05 AM »

I throw a few arrows south into the spider webbed room and wait to see what happens.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #404 on: October 04, 2008, 10:14:17 AM »

I suddenly die of nicotine poisoning.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #405 on: October 04, 2008, 10:58:14 AM »

Defenestration V: The arrows which land in the spider's web are immediately attacked by a dog-sized spider, who wraps them firmly and hangs them high on the ceiling in rapid time. The arrow which does not touch the web is ignored.

Exits: N, S and W.

Items: 19 arrows, a snake pendant, a 10-foot pole, a gold rifle loaded with silver ammo.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #406 on: October 04, 2008, 11:09:24 AM »

I make my way carefully into the room, going slowly and avoiding webbing at all cost. If the way to the room to the west is impassible, I stop.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #407 on: October 04, 2008, 02:53:57 PM »

Defenestration V: You walk easily through the tunnel of webbing. Five fat spiders glare at you from beyond the skin of its structure. Behind the webbing you see books, chests, and a shield the size of your midsection with a leather strap on the back.

Through the door to the W you see a simple room, like all the others, with no exits and a large pile of rope lying in the center of the floor. The rope is sailor's tie, three inches thick and with an integrated sailor's hoop at either end. It looks to be about 30 feet long. Spars are shoved through the rope at two-foot intervals, creating a rope ladder of sorts. It looks tricky to climb.

Exits: W and N.

Items: 19 arrows, a snake pendant, a 10-foot pole, a gold rifle loaded with silver ammo.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #408 on: October 04, 2008, 02:59:58 PM »

Hmm, should I keep trying or just map?
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #409 on: October 04, 2008, 03:35:06 PM »

I pick up the rope by putting an arm through it and carrying under my shoulder, back east, north, and west. I fix one end of the rope around the pole sticking out of the ground and throw the other end down the hole, creating a method for ascending and descending.

Next, I head north into the cannon room and see if I can locate the flint I used to light the fuse of the cannon.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #410 on: October 04, 2008, 03:47:51 PM »

Defenestration V: You drag the bundle into the room with the pit and the bar. The rope lies flat against the floor and the eye hooks over the bar in such a way that the weight of the rest of the rope holds it at an incredible tension, meaning now that it's installed it would take four or five strong men to pull it back up.

You lean into the cannon room and snag the waterproof flint and steel kit (with fuses included) and are standing in the pit room holding your 10-foot pole.

Exits: N, E and D (the hole).

Items: 19 arrows, a snake pendant, a 10-foot pole, a gold rifle loaded with silver ammo, a waterproof flint/steel/fuse kit.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #411 on: October 04, 2008, 04:12:08 PM »

I head West, attempt to use the flint and steel to ignite the tip of my pole, which I then use to see if the webs are flammable from outside the web room. If Y, then I torch the place.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #412 on: October 04, 2008, 04:54:24 PM »

Defenestration V: You ignite the webbing. The spiders scream and die. You look inside the room more closely, the light from the fading embers of the burning webbing illuminating the walls with a gentle light, revealing the contents of the room. A shield lies on the floor beside some barrels of pickles. Two chests contain bundles of clothing, rags and things. There is a barrel of oil nearby.

You are standing in the room with the mirror that shows the imaginary slab of stone inside your chest. You look over and see that there is something drawn on the back of the slab out of the corner of your eye. You lean to the side and look over your shoulder. It's a picture of a snake killing a dragon, the dragon's arms and wings akimbo, blood spewing from its mouth.

Exits: S, N and W.

Items: 19 arrows, a snake pendant, a 9-foot pole, a gold rifle loaded with silver ammo, a waterproof flint/steel/fuse kit.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #413 on: October 04, 2008, 06:04:04 PM »

I strap the shield to my arm and see if I can manage to roll the barrel of oil North, West, North, West, and South into the clown room.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #414 on: October 04, 2008, 06:23:48 PM »

Defenestration V: You roll the gunpowder up to the door leading to the Clown room. (it's roughly the size of a gallon of milk). Taking a deep breath, you roll it inside. Dee slams you into the wall, but all your stuff is well secured.

"Ipso opso iggle, Defenestration. ..." Dee looks lost for words. With his right hand he's holding an apple against your face, his left has you upside down against the brick wall, hanging by your leg.

"Shut up, ye blight. Alright, cupcake, what's my brother got in his right hand?"

They look at each-other conspiratorially.

Exits: N, S and W.

Items: 19 arrows, a snake pendant, a 9-foot pole, a gold rifle loaded with silver ammo, a waterproof flint/steel/fuse kit, a barrel of gunpowder.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #415 on: October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 PM »

"Optimus Prime."
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #416 on: October 04, 2008, 07:31:39 PM »

Defenestration V: Dee lets you go. Carl grins. "Well, you got us. Good job."

Dee sits down in a chair in a corner. He pulls a pack of cards out of his pocket and deals them on the floor. He's playing solitare. Carl picks up the apple and munches, watching his brother work.

Exits: N, S and W.

Items: 19 arrows, a snake pendant, a 9-foot pole, a gold rifle loaded with silver ammo, a waterproof flint/steel/fuse kit, a barrel of gunpowder.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #417 on: October 04, 2008, 07:37:03 PM »

I roll my barrel of oil south, south, south, west, and north into the wax figure room.

From inside the wax figure room, I relight the end of my pole and then send the barrel of oil running into the room of bees with a kick. I set the arrows on fire and throw them at the barrel until it ignites.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #418 on: October 04, 2008, 07:50:16 PM »

Defenestration V: Using an arrowhead, you pop the cork free of the end of the barrel and jam one end of a fuse down inside. You lay it on its side and kick it into the room after reinserting the cork. The fuse trails out of the room and into your hand. The fuse is set for up to two minutes, depending on where you light it.

The barrel rests against the base of the sword stand, just below the biggest knot of bees.

You light it. It will explode in two minutes.

Exits: NW, S1 (teeter totter room) and S2 (bees and sword room).

Items: 19 arrows, a snake pendant, a 9-foot pole, a gold rifle loaded with silver ammo, a waterproof flint/steel/fuse kit.
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Re: The Labyrinth
« Reply #419 on: October 05, 2008, 08:29:14 AM »

I go Northwest into the armor room and get some awesome fake plate to go with my shield and hopefully sword. I sit in a corner with my gun cocked and stay wary of ogres and rocking zombies until it goes off.
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