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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #200 on: June 04, 2009, 06:41:56 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gASY7Lj5GPQ

Remember, Caine. Even in death, you still live in the memories of others.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #201 on: June 04, 2009, 07:49:51 AM »

Rumor: He mastered Hung Fu.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #202 on: June 06, 2009, 11:36:13 PM »

Not that there's any story about it or anything, but WTF? Famous woodworker Sam Maloof is dead? Dang.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #203 on: June 23, 2009, 10:24:43 AM »

The original eternal sidekick.

...can only imagine Carson standing at the gates, smiling and saying "What took you so long, Eddy?"
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #204 on: June 23, 2009, 10:25:25 AM »

Not to mention having the best damn belly laugh ever.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #205 on: June 23, 2009, 02:12:49 PM »

...No, that's Jabba the Hutt.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #206 on: June 23, 2009, 02:18:07 PM »

CUN KUTAAAAAAAAAA JOHNNY!
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #207 on: June 25, 2009, 10:53:43 AM »

Farrah Fawcett is finally dead.

I mean, how sad.  Farrah Fawcett is dead.

Of butt cancer.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #208 on: June 25, 2009, 12:07:10 PM »

I think it's sweet that she married Ryan O'Neal on her deathbed.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #209 on: June 25, 2009, 02:01:19 PM »

And possibly Michael Jackson. (On my iPhone, google "Michael Jackson heart attack"

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #210 on: June 25, 2009, 02:08:35 PM »

Yeah, the rumours are really flying on that one. It's pretty much confirmed that he's been rushed to hospital with a heart attack, but beyond that it's wild reports left and right.

I'm sure we'll find out by tonight.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #211 on: June 25, 2009, 02:13:51 PM »

TMZ is saying he's dead, others are saying that TMZ is saying he's dead.  Seems pretty probable at this point.

Guess he got enough.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #212 on: June 25, 2009, 02:18:55 PM »

Death not confirmed by any sort of reliable source (like, not TMZ).  As it stands he just happens to be in the hospital for something he didn't pay for in advance.

EDIT: Slightly more reliable sources put his status as "in a coma", which is a bit easier to swallow.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #213 on: June 25, 2009, 04:18:18 PM »

For some reason, I don't give a frak about the guy. 

Not as much as the Right Honorable Romeo LeBlanc really..

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #214 on: June 25, 2009, 04:21:58 PM »

Wait, but it only comes in threes!

McMahon, Fawcett, Jackson...

:mahboi:  Your guy doesn't count!  He can't!
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #215 on: June 25, 2009, 04:23:49 PM »

What about Carradine?

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #216 on: June 25, 2009, 04:27:55 PM »

Oh FFFFFFFFFFF- :HUGE:

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

CARRADINE'S PERFECT ORGASMIC DEATH SPARKED A CHAIN REACTION WHICH WILL CONSUME EVERYBODY STARTING WITH THE MOST FAMOUS

Don't worry.  You guys probably still have a few years.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #217 on: June 28, 2009, 08:13:48 AM »

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #218 on: June 28, 2009, 09:46:04 AM »

I'm betting on Charlie Kaufman as the next 50-year-old celebrity to kick it.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #219 on: July 04, 2009, 02:24:06 PM »

Nope, it's a football player.

Not that he was 50, but.
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