Topic: The new obituary thread (Read 74527 times)

Büge · « **Reply #200 on:** June 04, 2009, 06:41:56 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gASY7Lj5GPQ

Remember, Caine. Even in death, you still live in the memories of others.

Arc · « **Reply #201 on:** June 04, 2009, 07:49:51 AM »

Rumor: He mastered Hung Fu.

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #202 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:36:13 PM »

Not that there's any story about it or anything, but WTF? Famous woodworker Sam Maloof is dead? Dang.

Brentai · « **Reply #203 on:** June 23, 2009, 10:24:43 AM »

The original eternal sidekick.

...can only imagine Carson standing at the gates, smiling and saying "What took you so long, Eddy?"

Mongrel · « **Reply #204 on:** June 23, 2009, 10:25:25 AM »

Not to mention having the best damn belly laugh ever.

Cannon · « **Reply #205 on:** June 23, 2009, 02:12:49 PM »

...No, that's Jabba the Hutt.

Brentai · « **Reply #206 on:** June 23, 2009, 02:18:07 PM »

CUN KUTAAAAAAAAAA JOHNNY!

Brentai · « **Reply #207 on:** June 25, 2009, 10:53:43 AM »

Farrah Fawcett is finally dead.

I mean, how sad. Farrah Fawcett is dead.

Of butt cancer.

Büge · « **Reply #208 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:07:10 PM »

I think it's sweet that she married Ryan O'Neal on her deathbed.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #209 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:01:19 PM »

And possibly Michael Jackson. (On my iPhone, google "Michael Jackson heart attack"

Mongrel · « **Reply #210 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:08:35 PM »

Yeah, the rumours are really flying on that one. It's pretty much confirmed that he's been rushed to hospital with a heart attack, but beyond that it's wild reports left and right.

I'm sure we'll find out by tonight.

TA · « **Reply #211 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:13:51 PM »

TMZ is saying he's dead, others are saying that TMZ is saying he's dead. Seems pretty probable at this point.

Guess he got enough.

Brentai · « **Reply #212 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:18:55 PM »

Death not confirmed by any sort of reliable source (like, not TMZ). As it stands he just happens to be in the hospital for something he didn't pay for in advance.

EDIT: Slightly more reliable sources put his status as "in a coma", which is a bit easier to swallow.

SCD · « **Reply #213 on:** June 25, 2009, 04:18:18 PM »

For some reason, I don't give a frak about the guy.

Not as much as the Right Honorable Romeo LeBlanc really..

Brentai · « **Reply #214 on:** June 25, 2009, 04:21:58 PM »

Wait, but it only comes in threes!

McMahon, Fawcett, Jackson...

Your guy doesn't count! He can't!

Royal☭ · « **Reply #215 on:** June 25, 2009, 04:23:49 PM »

What about Carradine?

Brentai · « **Reply #216 on:** June 25, 2009, 04:27:55 PM »

Oh FFFFFFFFFFF-

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

CARRADINE'S PERFECT ORGASMIC DEATH SPARKED A CHAIN REACTION WHICH WILL CONSUME EVERYBODY STARTING WITH THE MOST FAMOUS

Don't worry. You guys probably still have a few years.

Smiler · « **Reply #217 on:** June 28, 2009, 08:13:48 AM »

Billy Mays kicked the Oxyclean bucket.

Kazz · « **Reply #218 on:** June 28, 2009, 09:46:04 AM »

I'm betting on Charlie Kaufman as the next 50-year-old celebrity to kick it.

Brentai · « **Reply #219 on:** July 04, 2009, 02:24:06 PM »

Nope, it's a football player.

Not that he was 50, but.

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